Note
like I said in my last Chapter, I DO NOT own The Legend of Zelda. Give
Nintendo credit for that. I only own Seithai and Kitanna.
I also don't own Seinfeld. Actually, I dunno who does. But whomever does,
GOOD JOB!
Once Seithai and Kitanna both controled their tempers, Seithai gave back Kitanna's things, at risk of being slapped once again. The two went outside of the foretress to speak, feeling that they had done enough things inside. Seithai sighed and apologized, "I'm sorry for stealing your stuff..."
Kitanna shrugged. "I guess it's okay. As long as you gave it back, I'm alright."
Just then, one of the boys from earlier merrily came out with a spiked necklace. He handed it to Kitanna with a smile. "Here you go," he said. "It's for Seithai." The boy whispered in her ear. "Get him to put it on, then you can control him with a single word. Well, not in every way though."
Kitanna smiled. "Thank you!"
The boy blushed. "Your welcome," he called over his shoulder as he skipped off. Seithai raised an eyebrow at the necklace. "What in hell is that?" he asked.
Kitanna smirked evilly. "Ya wanna put it on?" she asked.
With a questionable look and a shrug, Seithai took it and put it on. Kitanna smiled. "Dance," she said.
"Wha-?" Seithai started. Suddenly, he began to dance. First, he did the chicken dance. Then he did the boogie. Then he did some disco dance that has no name. Then, finally, he did the tango with the air. Kitanna fell over laughing herself to death. "Stop!"
Suddenly, Seithai stopped. After a sigh of relief, he yelled, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" And then without waiting for a reply he tried to take it off, but it would not fit over his head. Then he looked for the buckle. It was gone. He had no way to take it off.
Kitanna giggled. "It's a necklace the guy gave me! Remind me to thank him!"
"Oh, when I get my hands on him I swear I'll-"
But before Seithai could finish, the sky darkened and a lightning bolt struck the two. And before they knew it, they were floating in a boarder between the Sacred Realm and Hyrule. Kitanna blinked in confusion. Seithai's eyes darted around and then he pulled Kitanna close to him. "Don't. Wander Kitanna. ... Kitanna?" The Gerudo looked around. The girl was 'swimming' around the place while that catchy swimming music played.
Do do do do... DOO DOO, doo doo! Da da da da da, DA DA, da-
Suddenly, the poor, old, catchy music got cut off and the three Goddesses appeared before them. Kitanna stopped and stared. She floated over to Seithai and clutched his arm out of fear.
Then, the Goddesses all gave out their odd greetings.
Nayru beamed at Kitanna. "Hello, my decendant! Lovely day out, isn't it?" she greeted.
Farore waved, "How's it hangin'?"
Din winked. "Yo, dudes!"
Naryu cleared her throat. "Yes, well anyway, we have a task for the two of you."
Seithai and Kitanna blinked and then said in unison, "Us?"
Kitanna scratched her head with her free hand. "And I'm your decendant, O Great... God... dess Nayru?" she asked uncertainly.
Din nodded. "Yep and yep."
Farore added, "Positive and positive."
Then, the two had their arms around each other's shoulder. They yelled happily together, "THAT'S THE HYRULEAN WAY!"
Nayru sighed. "Not. Now."
The Gerudo cocked his head. He had always thought the Goddesses were serious and great. But instead, they were pretty idiotic and supposedly insane.
Nayru coughed. "Anyway, we have a task."
Din also coughed. "Yeah. You two have to set out on a quest for the Dark Triforce."
Farore nodded in agreement. "Yepper."
"The Dark Triforce?" Kitanna questioned.
Seithai rolled his eyes and muttered, "What a corny name."
Din tilted her head and said in agreement, "Yeah, corny... but true."
Farore then leaned in and whispered to Seithai, "I think it's a person called 'The Author' that's to blame for the name..."
After her side-comment, Farore cleared her throat and then explained, "The Dark Triforce is the regular Triforce's darkside which is causing all of these monsters and such to appear."
Din added, "Yeah! Obviously! And YOU two have to go destroy it, like we said."
The Gerudo boy crossed his arms. "And why do we have to?"
"One, it'll get worse and worse each day if you don't."
"Two, Hyrule and all the lands surrounding it will perish."
"And three, WE'RE THE GODDESSES!"
Kitanna smiled. "Those are good reasons." But then her smile was quickly turned into a confused frown. "But why us? Couldn't you get someone else?"
Nayru grinned. "Well, your ARE my decendant... so I figured I'd ask you first."
"And Seithai here?'
The three goddesses laughed and replied in unison, "He's your slave! He can do your every whim!"
Seithai stuck out his tongue. "But what if I don't wanna go, eh?"
Kitanna yanked on her friend's ear and said in it, "You will come with me. You will protect me; you will help me bring peace and cheese back to the land! You will do my every command! And most importantly... YOU WILL DANCE!"
"Crap."
"Alright, that's enough for now. If we have news, we'll do the lightning bolt thing again," Din declared finally with a clap of her hands.
Nayru nodded. "Now, go!"
Farore piped up and added, "Yeah! GO! Seinfeld's gonna be on soon!"
Din and Nayru both nudged Farore in the ribs and sent the two friends back to where they were before.
THE END!
O-kay. That's my next chapter! 'Tis a (little?) shorter than the last but... oh well. ^_^; I hope you guys liked the weird personalities that I gave to the goddesses. If not, oh well 'cause I'm waaay too lazy to change it. ^^;;; I got really lazy on this one, sorry guys! I promish to work harder (but not much harder) on the next chapter! R&R, please!
like I said in my last Chapter, I DO NOT own The Legend of Zelda. Give
Nintendo credit for that. I only own Seithai and Kitanna.
I also don't own Seinfeld. Actually, I dunno who does. But whomever does,
GOOD JOB!
Once Seithai and Kitanna both controled their tempers, Seithai gave back Kitanna's things, at risk of being slapped once again. The two went outside of the foretress to speak, feeling that they had done enough things inside. Seithai sighed and apologized, "I'm sorry for stealing your stuff..."
Kitanna shrugged. "I guess it's okay. As long as you gave it back, I'm alright."
Just then, one of the boys from earlier merrily came out with a spiked necklace. He handed it to Kitanna with a smile. "Here you go," he said. "It's for Seithai." The boy whispered in her ear. "Get him to put it on, then you can control him with a single word. Well, not in every way though."
Kitanna smiled. "Thank you!"
The boy blushed. "Your welcome," he called over his shoulder as he skipped off. Seithai raised an eyebrow at the necklace. "What in hell is that?" he asked.
Kitanna smirked evilly. "Ya wanna put it on?" she asked.
With a questionable look and a shrug, Seithai took it and put it on. Kitanna smiled. "Dance," she said.
"Wha-?" Seithai started. Suddenly, he began to dance. First, he did the chicken dance. Then he did the boogie. Then he did some disco dance that has no name. Then, finally, he did the tango with the air. Kitanna fell over laughing herself to death. "Stop!"
Suddenly, Seithai stopped. After a sigh of relief, he yelled, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" And then without waiting for a reply he tried to take it off, but it would not fit over his head. Then he looked for the buckle. It was gone. He had no way to take it off.
Kitanna giggled. "It's a necklace the guy gave me! Remind me to thank him!"
"Oh, when I get my hands on him I swear I'll-"
But before Seithai could finish, the sky darkened and a lightning bolt struck the two. And before they knew it, they were floating in a boarder between the Sacred Realm and Hyrule. Kitanna blinked in confusion. Seithai's eyes darted around and then he pulled Kitanna close to him. "Don't. Wander Kitanna. ... Kitanna?" The Gerudo looked around. The girl was 'swimming' around the place while that catchy swimming music played.
Do do do do... DOO DOO, doo doo! Da da da da da, DA DA, da-
Suddenly, the poor, old, catchy music got cut off and the three Goddesses appeared before them. Kitanna stopped and stared. She floated over to Seithai and clutched his arm out of fear.
Then, the Goddesses all gave out their odd greetings.
Nayru beamed at Kitanna. "Hello, my decendant! Lovely day out, isn't it?" she greeted.
Farore waved, "How's it hangin'?"
Din winked. "Yo, dudes!"
Naryu cleared her throat. "Yes, well anyway, we have a task for the two of you."
Seithai and Kitanna blinked and then said in unison, "Us?"
Kitanna scratched her head with her free hand. "And I'm your decendant, O Great... God... dess Nayru?" she asked uncertainly.
Din nodded. "Yep and yep."
Farore added, "Positive and positive."
Then, the two had their arms around each other's shoulder. They yelled happily together, "THAT'S THE HYRULEAN WAY!"
Nayru sighed. "Not. Now."
The Gerudo cocked his head. He had always thought the Goddesses were serious and great. But instead, they were pretty idiotic and supposedly insane.
Nayru coughed. "Anyway, we have a task."
Din also coughed. "Yeah. You two have to set out on a quest for the Dark Triforce."
Farore nodded in agreement. "Yepper."
"The Dark Triforce?" Kitanna questioned.
Seithai rolled his eyes and muttered, "What a corny name."
Din tilted her head and said in agreement, "Yeah, corny... but true."
Farore then leaned in and whispered to Seithai, "I think it's a person called 'The Author' that's to blame for the name..."
After her side-comment, Farore cleared her throat and then explained, "The Dark Triforce is the regular Triforce's darkside which is causing all of these monsters and such to appear."
Din added, "Yeah! Obviously! And YOU two have to go destroy it, like we said."
The Gerudo boy crossed his arms. "And why do we have to?"
"One, it'll get worse and worse each day if you don't."
"Two, Hyrule and all the lands surrounding it will perish."
"And three, WE'RE THE GODDESSES!"
Kitanna smiled. "Those are good reasons." But then her smile was quickly turned into a confused frown. "But why us? Couldn't you get someone else?"
Nayru grinned. "Well, your ARE my decendant... so I figured I'd ask you first."
"And Seithai here?'
The three goddesses laughed and replied in unison, "He's your slave! He can do your every whim!"
Seithai stuck out his tongue. "But what if I don't wanna go, eh?"
Kitanna yanked on her friend's ear and said in it, "You will come with me. You will protect me; you will help me bring peace and cheese back to the land! You will do my every command! And most importantly... YOU WILL DANCE!"
"Crap."
"Alright, that's enough for now. If we have news, we'll do the lightning bolt thing again," Din declared finally with a clap of her hands.
Nayru nodded. "Now, go!"
Farore piped up and added, "Yeah! GO! Seinfeld's gonna be on soon!"
Din and Nayru both nudged Farore in the ribs and sent the two friends back to where they were before.
THE END!
O-kay. That's my next chapter! 'Tis a (little?) shorter than the last but... oh well. ^_^; I hope you guys liked the weird personalities that I gave to the goddesses. If not, oh well 'cause I'm waaay too lazy to change it. ^^;;; I got really lazy on this one, sorry guys! I promish to work harder (but not much harder) on the next chapter! R&R, please!