Okay, let's get this straight: I don't own The Legend of Zelda. Nintendo
does. I don't own Seinfeld, either. But, I DO own Seithai and Kitanna, so
NYAH! XP
Eh heh. Okay then, enjoy!
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Seithai landed with a loud 'thump' outside of the fortress. Kitanna landed ontop of him. Seithai pushed his friend off of him and rubbed his head. He moaned. "Was that a dream or something?"
Kitanna shook her head. "Nope! 'Twasn't, my friend!"
Seithai moaned once again. "Great! Now, I have to go on a quest for the stupid Dark Triforce... blah," he grumbled as he buried his head in his hands.
The girl smacked his back. "Chin up! It'll be fun! As long as we have each other, we'll be totally fine," Kitanna assured him.
Seithai lifted his head and blinked in confusion. Kitanna was actually saying things half- intelligent. "Right."
Kitanna beamed. "Good. Now, let's go pack cheese and pictures of the Hero of Time! We have a loooooong road ahead of us!"
(Kinnaru's note: Heh. As you can tell, either Kitanna or me has a real big issue with cheese. ^^;;)
The Gerudo sighed. Or maybe not. And with that, the two went their separate ways to go pack their things for the journey that they were going to embark on.
That evening, Seithai waited in the same place outside the fortress with a bag filled with what he needed slung over his shoulder. He sighed as he sat down, feeling that it would be a while until Kitanna showed. He watched the sun set as he fell into a deep trance of thought. Wow. I can't believe I have to do something important in my life for once... too bad I couldn't have picked a better person to do it with, he thought. I mean, Kitanna's a nice girl and all, but... she's just... dumb. Oh well. Maybe I'm underestimating her...
The Gerudo boy closed his eyes and dropped the bag, since it was getting rather heavy. He sighed. The sudden sound of galloping horses aroused him and he opened his eyes. He went for his bow and loaded an arrow, but then lowered it when he saw that it was just his blue-haired friend.
Kitanna shouted out a command. The horses - an ebony mare and a great, tall white stallion - stopped infront of Seithai. The white stallion, the one Kitanna was riding, collapsed. Seithai quickly stumbled over to Kitanna. He sighed again.
The stallion was panting and shaking. Kitanna was lying on her side next to the stallion, looking exhausted.
On her back was a HUGE backpack. No wonder. Seithai quickly pulled it off his friend. He almost collapsed himself. "Holy crap! What's in this thing?" he shouted as he quickly put it down and lifted Kitanna up and away from the horse.
"Ummm... n-nothing?" she said uneasily.
Seithai pryed it open. "Oh, Kitanna! You can't bring all of THESE! Just bring one!" he groaned. The backpack tipped over, sending various items to flow out of the bag and onto the ground. The majority of the items were...
"Pictures of the Hero of Time. I take that you're obsessed with him, then, hm? Seithai said a little testily.
Kitanna pouted. "Well, look at him! He's hot... And plus, maybe if we bring items concerning him, we'll have some luck with us," she protested.
Seithai sighed. "Well, fine. But don't bring more than 3. Okay? Because that's just gonna weigh us down," he said just as testily as before.
Kitanna nodded. "Alright. Can you keep them somewhere in the fortress, thought? she asked innocently.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever then."
After a half-hour of bringing a countless number of pictures into the foretress, the two finally set off. But before the horses could go 10 steps, Seithai stopped. "Wait... where are we supposed to go, exactly?"
Kitanna blinked. "That's... a good... question."
And, as if on cue, the thunderbolt struck the two friends and they were in the boarder once again. Which meant....
"SWIMMING!" Kitanna shouted merrily as she began to do her little swim routine.
Seithai growled and pulled Kitanna upright. As he did so, the three goddesses appeared.
"Oopsie. Heh... I guess we forgot to tell you where to go," Din said, chuckling.
"Well," Farore said in their defense, "it's not our fault. Seinfeld was on! And missing Seinfeld is a horrible, horrible-"
"Anyway," Nayru cut in, shoving Farore aside, "you two have to travel to..."
"...."
"...."
"....."
"Farore, do the drumroll..."
And so, Farore floated over to Seithai and drummed on his head.
"Katzen, the City of Zoras!" the goddesses exclaimed.
Farore stopped drumming and floated back to the other two goddesses.
"COOL! I get to go see Zoras and swim and see Zoras!" Kitanna shreiked happily.
Seithai rubbed his head. "Ow... well, where is Katzen, then? We aren't geography geniuses..." he murmured.
"I'm not nearly a genius at all!" Kitanna giggled.
Din smacked Seithai in the face with an old, faded yellow map. "That's why maps were invented, yo!"
The poor, tortured Gerudo took the map and rubbed his face. "Yes... thank you," he growled through gritted teeth.
"Once you two are in Katzen, go to someone named Garu and ask him about the Dark Triforce. Then, he'll give you further information," Nayru imformed in a slight, know-it-all attitude. Well, it wasn't her fault - she WAS the Goddess of Wisdom, the last time anyone checked.
Kitanna nodded and Seithai merely grunted. With that, the Goddesses transported the two back onto the backs of the horses.
Seithai unwraveled the map, which was rolled up, and studied it. "Hmn. from here, we should go east, then north. then past some lake... and then we should come to a small brick building... and then that should be the entrance to Katzen."
"Lead the way, Sei! I don't know my directions so..." Kitanna said.
Seithai rolled his eyes and gave command to the horse to go east. Kitanna and her horse trotted along after them.
"Seithai?"
"Yes?"
"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yeah... I guess so."
"Well, we've known each other for a while now..."
Seithai looked at Kitanna as if she just said the sky was going to fall, and then rain glass. "Two and a half days, Kitanna. Two-and-a-half days. That's a reeeeeal long time," he said sarcastically.
"Well, whatever. But I just thought that you should know... I'm an Oracle."
"A what?" Seithai screeched.
"And Oracle! Geeze, you should clean those ears. I'm the Oracle of Elements... and that orb you stole, that's what I use to help harness the powers of the Element Faries..." Kitanna mumbled to her Gerudo friend.
"Haha, nice joke, Kit. You really had be fooled there," Seithai snorted.
"I'm not joking! I can make that pond over there dry up and I can make the grass grow!" Kitanna defended.
"Then let's see," Seithai said.
Kitanna ordered the horses to stop, and they did. She narrowed her eyes at the nearby pond. After a few moments, the water slowly began to dry up. Then, she looked down at the grass. A minute passed and it had grown at least an inch. The girl ordered the horses to walk again, and they did. "SEE?" she sneered.
Seithai looked down at the end of his horse's mane. "I see your point now... sorry I ever doubted you," he apologized.
"Mmmn... it's okay."
Night quickly arrived, causing the two to set camp. Kitanna made the fire while Seithai inspected the map. "Hmmm... we're only a little more than half way-"
"To Katzen?" Kitanna cut in while placing the wood into a neat fashion. Excitment filled her voice and stuck out like a bent nail.
"... No, to the lake," Seithai said without looking up from the map.
"Oh..."
After Kitanna made the fire, she took out pillows and blankets and set them down on a stone slab that was conveniently nearby and was much wider and longer than Kitanna. Seithai did the same, only his bed was next to the fire.
"Good night, Sei..." Kitanna said as she lay down and went to sleep.
"Good night..." Seithai replied softly. He stared at his friend. He had always heard of Oracles in stories and legends and such. But he had never thought they existed. But now, now he was actually friends with one. He wondered wether he should treat her like a god, or like scum or just another everyday person. The problem was, she wasn't any of those things.
He shrugged and rested his head on his pillow and covered himself with the blanket. He figured he would just sleep on it and think about it tomorrow.
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Whew! That's all for this chapter. Was it good enough? I hope so. Well, R&R and tell me what you think! ^_^ And look out for the next chapter, too!
Eh heh. Okay then, enjoy!
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Seithai landed with a loud 'thump' outside of the fortress. Kitanna landed ontop of him. Seithai pushed his friend off of him and rubbed his head. He moaned. "Was that a dream or something?"
Kitanna shook her head. "Nope! 'Twasn't, my friend!"
Seithai moaned once again. "Great! Now, I have to go on a quest for the stupid Dark Triforce... blah," he grumbled as he buried his head in his hands.
The girl smacked his back. "Chin up! It'll be fun! As long as we have each other, we'll be totally fine," Kitanna assured him.
Seithai lifted his head and blinked in confusion. Kitanna was actually saying things half- intelligent. "Right."
Kitanna beamed. "Good. Now, let's go pack cheese and pictures of the Hero of Time! We have a loooooong road ahead of us!"
(Kinnaru's note: Heh. As you can tell, either Kitanna or me has a real big issue with cheese. ^^;;)
The Gerudo sighed. Or maybe not. And with that, the two went their separate ways to go pack their things for the journey that they were going to embark on.
That evening, Seithai waited in the same place outside the fortress with a bag filled with what he needed slung over his shoulder. He sighed as he sat down, feeling that it would be a while until Kitanna showed. He watched the sun set as he fell into a deep trance of thought. Wow. I can't believe I have to do something important in my life for once... too bad I couldn't have picked a better person to do it with, he thought. I mean, Kitanna's a nice girl and all, but... she's just... dumb. Oh well. Maybe I'm underestimating her...
The Gerudo boy closed his eyes and dropped the bag, since it was getting rather heavy. He sighed. The sudden sound of galloping horses aroused him and he opened his eyes. He went for his bow and loaded an arrow, but then lowered it when he saw that it was just his blue-haired friend.
Kitanna shouted out a command. The horses - an ebony mare and a great, tall white stallion - stopped infront of Seithai. The white stallion, the one Kitanna was riding, collapsed. Seithai quickly stumbled over to Kitanna. He sighed again.
The stallion was panting and shaking. Kitanna was lying on her side next to the stallion, looking exhausted.
On her back was a HUGE backpack. No wonder. Seithai quickly pulled it off his friend. He almost collapsed himself. "Holy crap! What's in this thing?" he shouted as he quickly put it down and lifted Kitanna up and away from the horse.
"Ummm... n-nothing?" she said uneasily.
Seithai pryed it open. "Oh, Kitanna! You can't bring all of THESE! Just bring one!" he groaned. The backpack tipped over, sending various items to flow out of the bag and onto the ground. The majority of the items were...
"Pictures of the Hero of Time. I take that you're obsessed with him, then, hm? Seithai said a little testily.
Kitanna pouted. "Well, look at him! He's hot... And plus, maybe if we bring items concerning him, we'll have some luck with us," she protested.
Seithai sighed. "Well, fine. But don't bring more than 3. Okay? Because that's just gonna weigh us down," he said just as testily as before.
Kitanna nodded. "Alright. Can you keep them somewhere in the fortress, thought? she asked innocently.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever then."
After a half-hour of bringing a countless number of pictures into the foretress, the two finally set off. But before the horses could go 10 steps, Seithai stopped. "Wait... where are we supposed to go, exactly?"
Kitanna blinked. "That's... a good... question."
And, as if on cue, the thunderbolt struck the two friends and they were in the boarder once again. Which meant....
"SWIMMING!" Kitanna shouted merrily as she began to do her little swim routine.
Seithai growled and pulled Kitanna upright. As he did so, the three goddesses appeared.
"Oopsie. Heh... I guess we forgot to tell you where to go," Din said, chuckling.
"Well," Farore said in their defense, "it's not our fault. Seinfeld was on! And missing Seinfeld is a horrible, horrible-"
"Anyway," Nayru cut in, shoving Farore aside, "you two have to travel to..."
"...."
"...."
"....."
"Farore, do the drumroll..."
And so, Farore floated over to Seithai and drummed on his head.
"Katzen, the City of Zoras!" the goddesses exclaimed.
Farore stopped drumming and floated back to the other two goddesses.
"COOL! I get to go see Zoras and swim and see Zoras!" Kitanna shreiked happily.
Seithai rubbed his head. "Ow... well, where is Katzen, then? We aren't geography geniuses..." he murmured.
"I'm not nearly a genius at all!" Kitanna giggled.
Din smacked Seithai in the face with an old, faded yellow map. "That's why maps were invented, yo!"
The poor, tortured Gerudo took the map and rubbed his face. "Yes... thank you," he growled through gritted teeth.
"Once you two are in Katzen, go to someone named Garu and ask him about the Dark Triforce. Then, he'll give you further information," Nayru imformed in a slight, know-it-all attitude. Well, it wasn't her fault - she WAS the Goddess of Wisdom, the last time anyone checked.
Kitanna nodded and Seithai merely grunted. With that, the Goddesses transported the two back onto the backs of the horses.
Seithai unwraveled the map, which was rolled up, and studied it. "Hmn. from here, we should go east, then north. then past some lake... and then we should come to a small brick building... and then that should be the entrance to Katzen."
"Lead the way, Sei! I don't know my directions so..." Kitanna said.
Seithai rolled his eyes and gave command to the horse to go east. Kitanna and her horse trotted along after them.
"Seithai?"
"Yes?"
"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yeah... I guess so."
"Well, we've known each other for a while now..."
Seithai looked at Kitanna as if she just said the sky was going to fall, and then rain glass. "Two and a half days, Kitanna. Two-and-a-half days. That's a reeeeeal long time," he said sarcastically.
"Well, whatever. But I just thought that you should know... I'm an Oracle."
"A what?" Seithai screeched.
"And Oracle! Geeze, you should clean those ears. I'm the Oracle of Elements... and that orb you stole, that's what I use to help harness the powers of the Element Faries..." Kitanna mumbled to her Gerudo friend.
"Haha, nice joke, Kit. You really had be fooled there," Seithai snorted.
"I'm not joking! I can make that pond over there dry up and I can make the grass grow!" Kitanna defended.
"Then let's see," Seithai said.
Kitanna ordered the horses to stop, and they did. She narrowed her eyes at the nearby pond. After a few moments, the water slowly began to dry up. Then, she looked down at the grass. A minute passed and it had grown at least an inch. The girl ordered the horses to walk again, and they did. "SEE?" she sneered.
Seithai looked down at the end of his horse's mane. "I see your point now... sorry I ever doubted you," he apologized.
"Mmmn... it's okay."
Night quickly arrived, causing the two to set camp. Kitanna made the fire while Seithai inspected the map. "Hmmm... we're only a little more than half way-"
"To Katzen?" Kitanna cut in while placing the wood into a neat fashion. Excitment filled her voice and stuck out like a bent nail.
"... No, to the lake," Seithai said without looking up from the map.
"Oh..."
After Kitanna made the fire, she took out pillows and blankets and set them down on a stone slab that was conveniently nearby and was much wider and longer than Kitanna. Seithai did the same, only his bed was next to the fire.
"Good night, Sei..." Kitanna said as she lay down and went to sleep.
"Good night..." Seithai replied softly. He stared at his friend. He had always heard of Oracles in stories and legends and such. But he had never thought they existed. But now, now he was actually friends with one. He wondered wether he should treat her like a god, or like scum or just another everyday person. The problem was, she wasn't any of those things.
He shrugged and rested his head on his pillow and covered himself with the blanket. He figured he would just sleep on it and think about it tomorrow.
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Whew! That's all for this chapter. Was it good enough? I hope so. Well, R&R and tell me what you think! ^_^ And look out for the next chapter, too!
