Hana: me again. I don't feel really good today. Ummm.... Anyway, that song
that Ren and Hao sang from the last chapter... If you don't know what it is,
it's from a Chips Ahoy! Commercial, when there is a chocolate piece between
two cookies and the chocolate sings the first line, the cookies sing the
next....... Anyway, let's start this freakin chapter!
Chapter 2: what happened?
Manta glanced around uneasily. Opacho ran up to him and said, "Hey shorty! Do the dishes!" manta got pissed. "Shut up! I'm taller than—OOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" Manta got cut off when Opacho gave him a super-slap in the cheek. Manta flew up against the wall.
Hao ran up to him and said, "Oh my gosh Manta! Are you okay?" Manta jumped. "WAHHHH! It's Hao! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, and ran off and bumped into something black, and smelled a bad smell. He looked up, saw Anna, and braced for the impact of her slap; but none came. The only impact was her fart, which Manta thought was worse than her slap. He ran off again.
Suddenly Yoh screamed, "Where is the milk? Horo horo! Get milk! Where is Horo horo?!?" Anna suddenly got up, and farted as she stood up straight. "Over here Yoh! Why do you want milk?" Yoh stood up. "I'm not Yoh! I'm Ren! R—E—N!!! get me milk!!!!!" Anna looked at him." Hi Yoh." Everybody fell over anime style.
Manta bumed into the real ren, He looked down at Manta and said,"Hao- sama always nice to Opacho! Opacho has respect for Hao-sama! Hao-sama plays with him, feeds him, helps him, hurts him, he thinks me his precious! Oh yes, like this afro my precious..." he said and backed into a corner and started rubbing his spike. "My own....my precious..." He jumped up. "This is not precious! "he pointed accusingly at the real Opacho. "THE HOBBITSES STOLE PRECIOUS!" He jumped and started tackling the real Opacho, until he countered with an Ultra super hand slap. The real Opacho rubbed his hands together."I call that, the ' Ultra-amazing-killer-stryker- making-OH MY GOD! IT'S COMING TOWARDS ME!- Teepotoyantropgokazoptalanzokiptomizer-hand slap!!!!!"
Manta ran off again, and met the real Horo horo..... and knew it wasn't over. Horohoro grinned. "Don't worry... I won't hurt you... If you play pranks with me that is!" he said. Manta ran off before Horo horo can tell him anything else. Amidamaru suddenly appeared behind him, They ran to the empty bowling alley. Manta thought out loud. "Anna was acting like Horo horo...I couldn't believe she could fart like that... Yoh has an uncontrollable lust of milk...so he must be Ren....Opacho... I can't believe somebody shorter and younger than me can beat me up..... he's definitely Anna...Horo horo actually would want to play pranks, but he wouldn't hurt me..... He's hao!! Hao got Yoh, He's WAY too nice... and ren has Opacho!!!!" He said." But why would they act like this?"
Amidamaru floated in front of him. "Lord Manta, I saw them all reading a peculiar book last night..." Manta jumped up. "THAT'S IT!!! THE BOOK!!!"
Weird chapter... Why did I do It? Review!
Chapter 2: what happened?
Manta glanced around uneasily. Opacho ran up to him and said, "Hey shorty! Do the dishes!" manta got pissed. "Shut up! I'm taller than—OOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" Manta got cut off when Opacho gave him a super-slap in the cheek. Manta flew up against the wall.
Hao ran up to him and said, "Oh my gosh Manta! Are you okay?" Manta jumped. "WAHHHH! It's Hao! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed, and ran off and bumped into something black, and smelled a bad smell. He looked up, saw Anna, and braced for the impact of her slap; but none came. The only impact was her fart, which Manta thought was worse than her slap. He ran off again.
Suddenly Yoh screamed, "Where is the milk? Horo horo! Get milk! Where is Horo horo?!?" Anna suddenly got up, and farted as she stood up straight. "Over here Yoh! Why do you want milk?" Yoh stood up. "I'm not Yoh! I'm Ren! R—E—N!!! get me milk!!!!!" Anna looked at him." Hi Yoh." Everybody fell over anime style.
Manta bumed into the real ren, He looked down at Manta and said,"Hao- sama always nice to Opacho! Opacho has respect for Hao-sama! Hao-sama plays with him, feeds him, helps him, hurts him, he thinks me his precious! Oh yes, like this afro my precious..." he said and backed into a corner and started rubbing his spike. "My own....my precious..." He jumped up. "This is not precious! "he pointed accusingly at the real Opacho. "THE HOBBITSES STOLE PRECIOUS!" He jumped and started tackling the real Opacho, until he countered with an Ultra super hand slap. The real Opacho rubbed his hands together."I call that, the ' Ultra-amazing-killer-stryker- making-OH MY GOD! IT'S COMING TOWARDS ME!- Teepotoyantropgokazoptalanzokiptomizer-hand slap!!!!!"
Manta ran off again, and met the real Horo horo..... and knew it wasn't over. Horohoro grinned. "Don't worry... I won't hurt you... If you play pranks with me that is!" he said. Manta ran off before Horo horo can tell him anything else. Amidamaru suddenly appeared behind him, They ran to the empty bowling alley. Manta thought out loud. "Anna was acting like Horo horo...I couldn't believe she could fart like that... Yoh has an uncontrollable lust of milk...so he must be Ren....Opacho... I can't believe somebody shorter and younger than me can beat me up..... he's definitely Anna...Horo horo actually would want to play pranks, but he wouldn't hurt me..... He's hao!! Hao got Yoh, He's WAY too nice... and ren has Opacho!!!!" He said." But why would they act like this?"
Amidamaru floated in front of him. "Lord Manta, I saw them all reading a peculiar book last night..." Manta jumped up. "THAT'S IT!!! THE BOOK!!!"
Weird chapter... Why did I do It? Review!