Lori: Hey guys! Sorry, we haven't updated in a while. Rei hasn't had time to update it, so I'm gonna be updating for her until she has time to work.

Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN KH!!

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The two girls glared intensely at each other. Little eye beams of hate were shooting from their eyes and anime background fire replaced the cozy home of Rei.

Sora sweatdropped at the sudden change and asked Riku. "Should we stop them?"

Indeed, it would a good idea to stop them but Riku replied, "Nah, let's let those two tire themselves out."

"If you say so," Sora said, sweatdropping massively at the two bickering girls.

"Why don't you look for some other guy to hang around with," Rei said coldly at Lori. But unfortunately for Rei, who did not know of Lori…err…overly vulgar tongue, Lori wasn't gonna go down without a fight.

Just like Lori would do when pissed off, a cursing fit erupted.

"Dammit, you bitch! You think you can just take Riku from me just like that?! Well, girl, you have another thing coming!!!!! You seriously piss me off, you know that!?"

Sora and Rei went dot-eyed at the sudden outburst from Lori and stared blankly at her.

"What," Lori asked, going dot-eyed her self. "Why're you looking at me like that?"

"Lori, need I talk to you about cursing again," Riku asked, crossing his arms.

Suddenly, the Yu-Gi-Oh theme song began to play out of nowhere. The ever popular TV show about playing cards and all the rage in schools.

The 4 teens went dot eyed once again and sweatdropped.

"IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!!" rang out through the house.

"OH! Yu-gi-oh's on!!" cried Sora running to the TV and turning it on.

Riku, Rei and Lori did an anime crashed and got up staring at Sora.

Lori regained her composure and went back to glaring at Rei.

Rei followed suit and smirked slightly.

"Why don't you just give up on Riku? He's way out of your league," leered Rei.

Lori's eyebrow twitched slightly. Her fists clenched tightly and a fire burned in her eyes. A similar fire burned in Rei's eyes.

This could go on for days if not stopped soon. Luckily a divine intervention was about to occur……..literally. All of a sudden a strong, divine light began to shine. Lori scowled, Rei raised her eyebrow, Riku just sipped his tea and Sora just stared blankly at the light, what a way to ruin your eyesight! Ansem appeared out the light, wearing a pure white monk's robe complete with a cross and matching underwear that showed through the back….wait a minute! Why is his underwear showing?! Ugh, white underwear with a splash of baby pink and blue flowers.

Riku looked up and nearly spat in his tea. "Riiiighhhtt……Ansem, tell me have you nothing better to do with your spare time?" Riku asked the now "Holy" Ansem.

"I have now given up on my evil ways! I shall spread the word of peace to the young 'uns, " exclaimed the "Holy" Ansem. Pfft, "spread the word of peace"?! Yeah right!! The four teenagers were oblivious to Ansem's "evil" plan! Oh, what woe! If only, I, the narrator, could tell them! But they can't hear for shit what I say.

Ahem, anyway, back on track, Ansem had something more sinister in mind. He wanted to attack the poor kids while they were at their weakest! What a lowlife! Injustice!

Lori smirked. Her mischievous grin, of course. This prankster had a solution for almost anything, but Rei intervened with her devious plan. Rei scowled at Ansem, not happy at his intrusion. She scoffed and stomped into the kitchen, coming back shortly with a menacing pair of gardening shears. Ansem squeaked at the sight of the shears.

"W-what're you gonna do with those?" Ansem asked the raven haired girl. A demonic grin on her face. Lori could not help but laugh at this. Sora also laughed. "♪Ansem's gonna get it!♪" he sang, jokingly.

"Now, now! No need for violence," said the scared Ansem, beads of sweat running down his face. Ansem was in for the scariest moments of his life. The horrors of gardening shears on a cashmere and silk robe. Tsk, tsk. Ansem really knows how to get his ass in trouble.

Anyway, I'm afraid that the following scene will have to be censored, please excuse the inconvenience.

Ansem let out a horrible screech and the sound of cloth being snipped could be heard.

Riku did his best to stifle a laugh at a glance of Ansem's new outfit. "Suits you, Ansem," Riku teased.

Aiyi yi, yi, Rei certainly did a number on Ansem. His outfit now resembled a fairy's outfit. The cutting was done horribly, but what can you expect with gardening shears?  Lori even took the liberty of applying a rather thick coat of make up on Ansem. The dark overlord of darkness gone Holy man is now a china doll. His skin was paper white, thanks to foundation, his lips were the brightest shadow of red you could imagine and he had bright, bright blue eye shadow, along with charcoal black mascara which made his eyelashes appear huge and googly. His silver hair was in a tight bun the size of a basket ball and was adorned by cheap, plastic hair ornaments. Cheap gold jewelry adorned his neck and fingers as well.

"What have you, two monsters done, to me?!?!?!," cried Ansem, upon glancing in the mirror. His lip quivered and looked like he was about to cry!

Sora started to laugh his ass off at Ansem. "Wow, Ansem! I never knew you were a metro sexual(men in touch with their feminine side)!" he cried, in between laughs. Riku, too, began to laugh hysterically. Ansem couldn't stand it, the poor soul, he got up and ran out the room, his face hidden in his hands.

The four teens watched the poor man leave, before shrugging and going back to laughing. What evil teens, children nowadays have absolutely no respect for their elders. Tsk, tsk, what is civilization falling to?

"I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!" Ansem could be heard screaming in the distance. I hope the 4 teens will take the threat seriously. But knowing them, they will not.

"Ahh, that was fun," sighed Lori. "Not everyday, I get to dress a guy up as a woman."

~Ansem~

Ansem sat quietly in a dark corner, the only light came from a single candle.

"Those twerps," his lip quivered. "They'll pay! You hear me?! PAY!!!! MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!" he laughed insanely. He has gone back to his evil self.

Why am I cursed as narrator of this fic! Curse you, author! You gave me a cruel fate! I HATE YOU! Wait….wait….don't point that rifle at me…..I'll behave! PROMISE! Whew…….NOOOO! I SAID I'LL BE HAVE!!! PLEASE! NOT "THE ROOM"! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I must bid you all a farewell! Stay tuned for the next chapter!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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Lori: :3 I'm so evil to the Narrator, mwahahahaha! Anyway, please review and stay tuned for the next chapter! Ke heh heheh he hehehe!