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A Sky of Lies



By Dragon's Dreamss







Chapter 5







"Severus Snape."





"What?" Harry asked his newly found relatives, "I think I misheard you."



"Interesting," Dumbledore mumbled while he fiddled with a small silver ball on his desk.



"Severus SNAPE?!" Hermione squeaked.



"Yes, child," Mother answered quietly.



"Is there a problem with your new fiancée?" Father asked, hitting her in the arm softly. Mother glared at him silently as he shrugged to her. Hermione still stared at them as if they were crazy. Snape, she thought, Snape, as in the 'Greasy Git', 'Bat from Hell', and 'Snarky, Insufferable Bastard'? This is so weird! I'm going to have to marry my professor because two people show up and start calling me their daughter? Why do I call them my parents when clearly mum and dad are my parents? Why am I doing any of this anyway?



"Hello in there?" Harry whispered into her ear, bringing her back to the real world.



"Snape, as in my professor?" Hermione asked them, her eyebrows rose.



"Professor?" Father asked, confused, "He's your professor?"



"Caol, he was the one to owl us," Mother reminded him sternly.



"Oh, I remember now . . . The snarky, dark looking one? That was Severus? My, hasn't he changed," Father asked his wife in disbelief.



"I'm snarky and dark looking, eh?" a silky voice said from the entrance of Dumbledore's office.



"Ah, Severus. You came just at the right time," Dumbledore said to Snape cheerfully, "Lemon Drop?"



"No, Albus," Snape sneered as he walked fully into the room, "Minerva wanted to know when you will be coming back. Why would I be here at the right time, Albus, if this meeting is clearly not about me?"



"Ah, but it is, Severus. Please sit down," Dumbledore replied motioning to the last chair. Snape sighed and sat down without another word.



"Nice to see you again, eh, Sev?" Father said after a few moments of silence, chuckling to himself. Snape glared at him.



"Sev is not my name. It is Severus. How would you like it if I called you Cao?" Snape smirked, "Do I have to sit here any longer, Cao?"



"Yes, Severus. Do you remember when you were, oh, say before you were born? Wait . . . no. I mean do you remember your parents telling you about you being married to the first Caelum descendent?" Father asked as Mother put her hand on his shoulder. Snape rolled his eyes at the couple.



"No, I don't rem-"



"Of course not, but you are. Would you like to meet your lady?" Father asked smirking evilly and out of personality. Snape looked at him in shock as he gestured silently to Hermione. Harry wanted more than anything to take a picture, Snape stunned . . . no one would believe it!



"Are you saying that I'm . . . I'm betrothed to the little Gryffindor know-it-all?"



"I guess so. Isn't this jolly! We can make them have a wonderful wedding, Heather," Father told his wife, taking a hold of her hand.



"Caol, they might not want to marry," Mother responded, "We shouldn't be the ones who decide."



"But my father did it this way and so did his father," Father whined, much like a small child, "I want to continue the tradition. It's been in my family for centuries upon centuries. Please, Heather?"



"But . . . ok, but only this once," Mother gave in and Father smiled. Hermione was still gaping at her parents. Severus was glaring at them so hard that it could burn a hole through a rod of steel.



"So, I have to marry Snape because you told me to?" Hermione asked skeptically.



"It seems that way because I have git of a husband," Mother teased.



"Heather," Father nagged this time.



"I'm going to marry my student . . . I'm going to have a little talk with my father, if you would excuse me," Snape sneered and began to leave. Father turned in his seat.



"Severus, wait. We still have to discuss . . ." he trailed off noticing that Snape was long gone, "Too bad, I had to talk to the boy."



"Caol? Is there anything else you would like to inform Hermione of?" Mother asked her distracted husband. He turned back to her taking her hand again.



"No . . . I don't think so. Harry?"



"Yes?" Harry replied.



"Where are the kitchens?"



"Caol."



"I'm just hungry. Is that a crime?" Father asked Mother as she sighed in frustration.



"No, just go if you need to so badly," Mother replied, exasperated, "I'm going to talk to Albus and Hermione while you two go make pigs of yourselves."



"Sounds good, eh Harry?" Father laughed as Harry nodded immediately. They walked out and down the stairs, chatting amiably.



"When will the wedding be . . . that is if I get married?" Hermione asked her mother in interest.



"I don't know," she shrugged, "Probably around Christmas?"

A/n: So how do you like it? Tell me by reviewing! Also tell me if you like this. It's for some other story other than fanfiction:

The air stood still in the skies of Malus, an empire that stretched across the vast plains and mountain ridges of earth. It was a time of darkness when demons and shadowy creatures roamed the lands spreading terror in their wake. The handful of humans that were left refused to keep living, never moving from their homes. Even the wind was motionless, frozen in fear. The clouds refused to let rain pour and the plants refused to grow. The sun never shone through the darkness of the sky. Shadows crept upon the ground both day and night. The only light was the dim flickering flame of torches. Every man lived in fear never daring to face the challenges of the darkened world. All except for one, a young girl of seventeen. She had been born after the fall of the human race, but knew of the light before its collapse, a peace that most people doubted would ever return. And, as usual, she disagreed with them.

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