"I wonder where they keep the jelly." Eclipse thought as he wandered around the foreign kitchen. "Raenef will be hungry soon, and I have to make him something his undemonlordlike tastes will enjoy."
Suddenly a loud crackling sound rang from above him! "What?!" Eclipse looked up just in time to see a shock of frizzled blonde hair fall on top of him with a loud THUD.
"Oohh… my kidney…" Came a soft moan from within the hair.
"Lord Krayon I have had enough!" Eclipse roared, standing up and leaving Krayon in a disheveled pile on the kitchen floor. "First you cannot accept that I DO NOT WANT TO WORK FOR YOU, and second, you kidnap my lord Raenef, trapping him in the horrible confines of your hair. Well. I can see that now you are getting a taste of your own medicine."
"Wha… what are you talking about Eclipse? It's me!" Krayon wailed.
"Yes I know it's you." Eclipse rolled his eyes. "As if your behavior wasn't clue enough."
"Oh good! I knew you would know Eclipse!" Krayon shouted jovially, which startled Eclipse for a moment, but the dark haired demon soon shook it off. "Ya' know… it's a little scary in here. Help me out of here Eclipse!"
"Oh no. No no no. I don't think I will do that." Eclipse said as he continued his search for jelly. "Because you need to learn a little something about decency and manners."
"Oh man… not another lesson! This one is the hardest so far!" Krayon continued to struggle, rolling around the floor of the kitchen in a giant ball of hair.
"Yes manners. I'm glad to see you've come to your senses." He began.
Suddenly another loud cracking sound was heard! Raenef dropped on top of Eclipse's head! "Dear Rased, not again!" Eclipse complained.
Raenef looked up, puzzled. "Oh Eclipse! It's you! Help me out of this…" He looked around. "Umm… why are we in a kitchen?"
"Because I need to find jelly for you of course. Since your favorite treat has something to do with jelly." Eclipse explained.
"What? Of course it's no-" Raenef stopped and covered his mouth quickly. "I mean… yes, please continue."
Krayon looked up, suddenly confused, as if he hadn't been confused enough already. "Eclipse, why is there another me? I mean… I'm me, so who is that other me? Is that the evil me? He doesn't look evil, but…" He walked over to Raenef and noticed that he was much shorter than he thought he would be. "Why did I shrink?"
"I don't know what you're talking about Krayon, but I won't be fooled by your antiquated antics again." The dark haired demon spat.
"Fooled? No I'm being manneristic like you said I should be Eclipse, unless that's the wrong way to be it. Which you would think it is usually. But I mean, you sure know what you're talking about and I'd never want you to stop telling me what you think I should be doing…" Krayon said, gesturing towards Eclipse.
Suddenly a bright blue light flashed from his fingertips and Eclipse was bathed in light.
"Wha…" Eclipse's eyes widened, and then he suddenly began to speak very quickly, not even pausing to make sure anyone understood what he said. "Lord Raenef you should be eating more healthy things than this jelly. It's not a good idea to be so unhealthy, because it won't help your demonlordness. And you should really think about wearing different clothes so that other demon lords will know that you are a demon lord and not a mockery of a small child--" Eclipse's eyes widened and he clamped a hand over his mouth but was unable to stop talking!
Raenef stared quizzically at Eclipse. "Eclipse what is wrong with you? You should stop talking like that." He said, gesturing towards Eclipse. Nothing happened. Raenef tried again. "Eclipse… you should stop talking like that!" He gestured again. Again nothing happened. Raenef fumed. "What. Is. Going. On?!!"
Krayon looked at Raenef quizzically and pointed to him. "Dude, you should chill out."
Suddenly Raenef chilled out and stopped complaining.
Krayon smiled. "Oh good! Now Eclipse, what were you saying?"
Eclipse unclamped his mouth for a moment. "—mince meat pies either since that is bad for your health, and for some reason I can't stop talking even though I really don't want to be saying all this stuff! Lord Raenef forgive me for being such a nuisance I will stop it immediately as soon as I figure out how--" Eclipse covered his mouth again, effectively garbling up the words.
Krayon shook his head. "I don't understand why you're being so silly Eclipse!" He smiled, "But if it's what you want to do then I won't argue."
Raenef continued to chill.
AN: And thus concludes part 6 of this tale. If you haven't figured out what the chocolate did by now, then there is no hope for you. If you have, then what do you think of this part? Should I continue in the dream world? ^_^
Krayon: No. I don't think you should continue. Something VERY WRONG is happening here.
Eclipse: *nods* Yes, I agree.
Raenef: *eating jelly out of the container* I think it's fun here!
Eclipse: *takes the jelly from Raenef* That's bad for you.