Office Hours

By: KimMi

Chapter 2

If You Give a Nekion Chocolate...

KimMi: I'm ba-ack!!!!

Blade: Dear god.

KimMi: Daddy!!! * glomps him *

Blade: Hi hun. Get off.

KimMi: Fine. * pouts * This is Blade. Cause I'm Merick's little sister, I don't have a daddy `cause Yami Merick killed him-

Blade: Abusive bastard.

KimMi: No he wasn't! Anyway, since I don't have a daddy, and Blade and Hope (character names: Mark and Danielle for normality's shake) act like my parents, and are dating, so... They're now my mommy and daddy! YEEAAA!!!!!!

Blade: Some person called Striker sent me an e-mail to come over and stop my daughter's insanity. Something about a moose and fluff.

KimMi: * evil flame look * Striker... You WILL be the muse. I will find you... * evil crackle *

Blade: * happy look * Can I kill something now?

KimMi: No! You gots'ta do da disclaimer!

Blade: Then can I kill something?

KimMi: I'll do it. And thanks so much Firefly for changing your name to pyromaniac911-

Blade: Pyro! Fire! Good! Use to KILL!

KimMi: -and threatening me with my mangas and the anime tapes to make it pure fluff, then you tell me to make it fluffy then turn to angst! Well guess what! I already wrote it so this chapter's fluff! * all of sudden becomes happy * Yea! Fluff good! Pussycat's on a sugar high with OOCness and lots of fluff. I don't own Megaman (Oh gods I wish I did), but I do own a Charmander plushie!!! It's so cute!!!!!!

Blade: Can I kill the plushie?

KimMi: * sweat drops * -_-' There's a Jigglypuff in my backyard.

Blade: KILL JIGGLYPUFF!!!! DIE HORRENDOUS PINK BLOB!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! * charges out the door *

KimMi: * makes not to self * Must kill Striker, must keep Marky-Daddy from going on killing sprees, must find a working muse. Okay, here's the next chapter of Office Hours with fluffyness!!

Kitty Lan: R&R! =^-^=

KimMi: Oh, and on a further note, I'd like to thank Ranko Ketchum for brining this to my attention. Some of you might be wondering how Lan can be a Nekion when his parents seem human. Well, I forgot to mention it but-

Chaud: He gets his looks from his father. He was a Nekion and Lan's mother was human.

Kitty Lan: Chaud! * glomps * =^-^=

KimMi: Thanks. Now on with the ficcy!!

Kitty Lan: Meow! =^-^=

Lan curled tighter against his love, purring softly. Chaud gently massaged the fuzzy ears. It was another Sunday, which meant another day of mind numbing sap that the navis had to endure, and another day of Lan bugging Chaud.

It has been about two months since the last time we peeked in on this adorable couple. By now, Lan had learned to slip out of his leash, so Chaud was thinking up another way to trap his mischievous koi (lover).

Lan held the leash in his mouth, and pouted at Chaud as the gentle caresses stopped (KimMi: Okay, he still wears it for some rea- Kitty Lan: I like it! =^-^=).

"What do you want now Pussycat?" Chaud stretched in his seat. Luckily, he had only had a meeting that morning, and didn't need to do anything but sit there in case something came up.

"More huggies and kissies!" Lan chirped, his tail waving wildly.

Chaud sweat dropped. He was starting to regret letting Lan find the stash of chocolates in his desk drawer. But then again, Lan was truly adorable when on a sugar high.

Before the skunk haired one could answer, Lan jumped off his lap and sat on the floor. "Play with me Chaudykins!"

Protoman snickered as Megaman laughed hysterically at Chaud's new 'title.'

Chaud glared at the monitor which the navis were on.

"What can we say Chaud?" Megaman managed through giggles. "The name fits you."

Chaud glared, then flopped onto the floor next to the hyper one. Lan crawled over and laid on his stomach.

"Chaudykins?"

"Don't call me that."

"Chaud?"

"What?"

"Can you scratch my ears some more?"

"And why should I do that Pussycat?" the blue eyed one smirked. He knew what was coming. Lan rubbed his face against Chaud for a moment before he went to show Chaud 'why.'

With open adoration, Chaud returned his lover's kiss; licking the other's lips to gain entrance. Lan complied, and Chaud instantly entered. After a few moments of playing, they broke for air. "That's why." Lan smiled and laid his head on Chaud's stomach once again.

Chaud's hand went back to rubbing said Nekion's ears. Lan purred, squirming ever so often because of the bliss he was feeling.

*~*~*~*~*

"Aren't they so cute Proto?" Megaman asked the red navi.

"Hn." Protoman leaned against the cyber wall. "Whatever."

"How can you say 'whatever?' They're adorable!"

"It's no fun." Protoman answered simply.

"Why not?"

"You don't faint anymore, so I can't poke you."

Megaman sweat dropped. "You like poking me?"

Protoman shrugged. "It passes the time."

Megaman walked over the navi, and began to prod his shoulder.

"What are you doing?"

"Poking you." Megaman answered.

"Stop it."

"No." Megaman giggled as he continued to poke his friend.

Protoman rolled his eyes. And dealing with their operators' fluff had been a reason to hate Sundays before.

*~*~*~*~*

Lan mewed and rolled onto his back. The feeling from his ears was getting to be too much. He had to get some other kind of affection. "Rub my tummy koi?"

Chaud sat up. He pulled the Nekion onto his lap and began to run his hand over Lan's stomach.

Lan mewed and purred. Snuggling closer to Chaud, he placed light kisses on his lover's face. "Chaud." he purred.

Chaud smiled at his bliss filled koi. The little Nekion was all his, and no one was gonna change that. "You're enjoying this far too much Pussycat."

Lan shook his head 'no,' rubbing his face against Chaud's neck.

Chaud's hand tickled Lan's stomach slightly. Lan giggled until the skunk haired bishie paused.

Lan frowned. "Why'd you stop Chaud?"

"This isn't even a fair fight. You're utterly defenseless."

"Maybe I like being utterly defenseless."

Chaud raised an eyebrow. "Oh do you now Pussycat?"

Lan wrapped his tail around Chaud's arm. "Mm-hmm. It means you get to defend me."

Maybe Chaud should get Lan chocolate more often. The brunette Nekion was too adorable when he was hyper-

The skunk haired one's bang was batted at when Lan found the silence boring.

Chaud blinked and sweat dropped. "Pussycat? What are you doing?"

Lan only giggled and continued to swat at the white hair that tickled his face.

Chaud sighed. No more chocolate for his Pussycat.

"I wuv you Chaudykins!"

Ever.

KimMi: Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute-

Striker: Not another banter.

KimMi: Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute-

Striker: * pulling his hair * MAKE IT STOP!!

KimMi: Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, CUTE!!!!!!!! * falls onto her bed giggling * I can't believe I wrote a fic this fluffy after I went through the most depressing part of my life ev-er.

Chaud: The hyper is capable of being depressed?

KimMi: Yep, yep. And it made a really good angsty fic too. It's a digimon one from Henry's view.

Kitty Lan: Meow! =^o^= I wuv my Chaudykins! * glomps *

Blade: * enters * There was no Jigglypuff ... * pauses as he sees Chaud and Kitty Lan snuggling * DIE!!!!

KimMi: * quickly grabs a Jigglypuff plushie before Blade can use his incredibly large sword on the cute couple * Oh Marky-Daddy! Jigglypuff!

Blade: * pauses * Err. * looks from couple, to Jigglypuff, to couple, and to the plushie again * ... * decides * DIE JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!!

KimMi: * throws plushie out the door and Blade chases, securely locks door * That can be Marky-Daddy's plushie for being muse, though I should of had him muse the angst chapter.

Chaud: * hugging scared Kitty Lan * What is wrong with your father? Besides the fact he helped spawn you.

KimMi: He didn't spawn me, he 'adopted' me. `sides, he doesn't like boy x boy couples. He prefers girl x boy or girl x girl.

Striker: Whoops. I forgot that. I only meant to have yaoi friendly people to be muse.

KimMi: * slowly turns to Striker with fire around her * And you...

Striker: Bye! * runs away *

KimMi: * chases after him like last time * I don't think so you lazy navi!

Kitty Lan: Rub my tummy Chaudykins? =0~0= * puppy... er, kitty eyes with pouty lip *

Chaud: * rubs tummy * Review if you want to see more of this.

Kitty Lan: * purrs * =^-^=