The Truth Behind the Fox

So now, thanks to his bad habit of acting-before-thinking-when-mad, he had to find the perfect picture to scan and send to that pesky, ignorant ningen girl. Luckily, Hiei was wary of cameras and he had only a few dozen of them to go through. Hopefully one of them would be appropriate.

Hmmm...He found some that were.'showing off' too much of the fire demon's.uh.'assets.'

No, not the one that looked like Hiei wanted to fry him. He pulled another few out of the mix. As he looked at one, he remembered that it had been taken on the night where he had called the fire demon 'little.' Hiei was always sensitive about his height, because, despite all of his powers, it was the one thing he could not change.

There just had to be something that was romantic, but still showed his demon's other side.

Yes!! he thought as his gaze landed on a not-so-new picture. Both of them were standing, alone, looking at the camera. But there was no space between them! But since Yukina had taken this picture, they were not holding hands. Even now his demon did not like to show his love for the fox in front of others. It was sweet, in a Hiei kind of way.

He scanned it and was delighted. Soon, he was online and sent her his proof, smiling smugly the whole time. He knew that if Hiei found out, his sex life really would be on a drought, even if Hiei were to return. He checked his e-mail, and found some more reviews. Most of them were standard, saying things like 'good fic,' or 'creative idea,' but one stood out from the rest. It looked like this:

Crazyhorse,

The following review has been posted for: One Day, Chapter One

From: dragonlovesfox(39465 user id number)

Oh wow!! =) You think they are a cute couple also!! Man I just wish that we could sneak in and watch them doing something like this!!!! LOL Hehehe! I sure hope you write more! Your lemons rock!! Man, who would ever though Hiei was THAT big!! LOL I mean, he is really short after all, but as long as he is big where it counts, ne? hehehehe Oh, but I would recommend not making Kurama look so wimpy!! He seemed to be more like a girl. Oh well I hope you write more soon!! =) LOL LOL LOL!!!

Whaaaaat!!!? This girl was even crazier than the first!! She even had the gall to talk about his koi's size. how dare she!! Kurama was mad. So mad that he smacked the monitor, thus sending it into the window. He winced when sparks flew out of it and the screen cracked. And now, thanks to another crazy ningen, he had to buy a whole new monitor. Not to mention unplug the computer and jeopardize his connection to the other dimension.

As he reluctantly unplugged the computer, he smacked his head on the bottom of his desk. Grrrrr!!! Now he was upset. He finally managed to pacify his blood-rage for those baka ningens in the other dimensions with the fact that Hiei had not been in the window at that time, and hadn't been hurt.

But thinking of Hiei made him feel worse. Hiei had been gone for so long. He wanted so badly to make love to his koi. Not to mention that two females from another dimension where after his skin for two separate reasons.

Life just was unfair.