Ok, I should tell you that it took me a long time to type this...I had no
inspiration...AND I was still stricken in horror by the English dub
voices...*shudder* well, anyways, I sorta changed the format for the
Japanese stuff; it was too hard to keep on scrolling up and down to try and
figure out what Japanese stuff I put. So, periodically, I'll tell you what
Japanese stuff I put. It's easier for me...^_^;;;
And guys, after I published my first chapter, I did indeed realize that kowaii was kowaii and not kowoii...yeah. Thanks anyways. You made me realize my mistake MORE. And Bocchama is indeed bocchama and not pocchama; it's in the fansub. And I ALWAYS trust the fansub...almost always anyways...^_^; Oh yeah, shine...I wasn't sure what this was...I just put something! Blame it on the Inuyasha fic I got the spelling from! I feel sort of stupid now...*sigh* But I'm not re-doing the 1st chapter; I don't feel like it. Yeah. Tough. *** (Back to Yoh and group and the gone insane orange Totoro)
Anna: Manta, I feel the laundry has stopped going around in circles.
Manta: Huh?
Anna: Yoh has stopped looking at the washing machine.
(Sure enough, Yoh is wandering around for pants to wear.)
Manta: -_-;;; I'll go get the laundry then...*walks away*
Anna:...
Yoh: ...^_^ *searching for decent pants to wear*
Anna: STOP WALKING AROUND!!!
Yoh: WAHH!!! HAI!!! *sure enough, stops* {WAHH!!! YES!!!}
(Suddenly, a scream is heard from the laundry room.)
Manta: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Yoh: MANTA!!! *runs over to the laundry room still without any pants (A/N: ^_^)* DOUSHITA-
Manta: *points at really, really wet orange Totoro* THE TOTORO IS ALIVE!!! AND ORANGE!!!
Yoh: *shakes head* Geez, how many times do I have to remind you people? It's not a Totoro...it's a TOTORO DOLLIE!!! *WHATME (Waves Hands Around To Make Effect) then processes what Manta has said* WaaaAHH!!! *starts to run around in circles*
Manta: *cough* SLOW!!! *cough*
Yoh: *stops* Did you say something, Manta?
Manta: -_-;;;
Totoro dollie: *gleams* RoOoOaAaArRrR!!!
Everyone besides the Totoro dollie: AHH!!!
*Totoro dollies begin to multiply really quickly turning into different colors*
EBT: AHH!!!
*Totoro dollies jump everywhere*
Yoh: GET IT OFF!!!
Anna: *slap slap slap*
Totoro dollies: X_X *fly all over the place*
[Method number 1 of killing a Totoro dollie: Anna's legendary left]
Manta: AHH!!! *whacks Totoro dollies away with huge heavy Manjien*
[Number 2: Huge dictionaries or encyclopedias are very heavy and hurt a lot.]
*We see a semi-flashback of Ren and Bason in China*
Ren: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *takes out glaive-thing*
Bason: BOCCHAMA!!!
Ren: *stands there, and everyone sees that the Totoro dollie is stuck to Ren's tongari and glaive-thing -__-;;;*
Bocchama: Ah...O_O
Ren: Nanda, Bason? I didn't do anything. And WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TOTORO DOING STICKING ONTO MY GLAIVE-THING?! *starts shaking glaive-thing* GET OFF YOU STUPID ****ING TOTORO!!!
[Number 3: Spiky objects are very hazardous to Totoro dollie living.]
Horo Horo: *snore snore* -_-ZZZZZ
Pilica: Can't...sleep...=)[.](= (You see the face with the hands covering the ears? No? Sigh...) *looks up, and sees the roof of the tent covered in fuzzy things that just HAPPEN to be Totoro dollies* AHHH!!!! ONII-CHAN WAKE UP!!! {Brother wake up and all that good stuff}
Horo Horo: Zzz-huh? *looks up and starts screaming* AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *takes out Ikapasui and oversouls with Kororo* KORORO IN-IKAPASUI!!! *Kororo oversouls into the huge Biran Birantte Kamuin thing that just looks like a huge chobits girl robot O_O* OVERSOUL!!! LET'S GO! KORORO!!! *starts jumping up and down* MUAHAHA DIE EVIL TOTORO DOLLIES!!!
Pilica: ONII-CHAN!!! ALL YOU'RE DOING IS JUMPING ON THE TENT AND RUINING THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS TREES!!!
Horo Horo: Whoops...*shrinks his oversoul down a little and starts stomping on the Totoro dollies*
[Number 4: Stomping on Totoro dollies with Biran Birantte Kamuin helps...]
*Totoro dollies hop away mauled and go to America...o_O*
*In America*
Len (ny): *in really horrible stupid British accent* Haha! Ah-MEE-da-MAA-ru is mine!!! RAPID TEMPO ASSAULT!!!
Yoh (stupid dub one): *with the corny voice and everything* No! I have the power of Ah-MEE-da-MAA-ru!!! SPIRIT UNITY!!! *starts going strangely un- berserk*
*Totoro dollies arrive just as Yoh (stupid dub one) says 'Spirit unity'*
Totoro dollies: @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ *get destroyed by evil corny dub voice*
[Number 5: The dub voice is horrible. Let Totoro dollies listen to it and they will explode on hearing.]
Yoh (stupid dub one): Huh? What-is-wrong?
Len (ny): I-do-not-know. Maybe-Japan-has-a-few-answers-for-our-group.
Morty: *in stupid dub voice that sounds like an old man trying to act as a kid* YOH!!!
Yoh (stupid dub one): Huh? What-is-it, Mor-tee?
Morty: What-are-ToTOro-dolls-doing-in-the-United-States-of-America?
Yoh (stupid dub one): I-do-not-know. Let-us-go, Len (ny) and Mor-tee.
Anna (the one who's voice doesn't match her face): Wait a minute, everyone. You have to remodel my house. Honey, don't have that stupid face on your face (o_O).
*one Totoro jumps onto Anna (the one who's voice doesn't match her face, also known as TOWVDMHR) and claws at her face*
Anna: Ew! Darling, get it off of my beautiful face that doesn't match my voice!
Yoh (SDO): Okay, Anna! SPIRIT UNITY!!!
*Totoro explodes before Yoh (SDO) attacks*
[Continuation of number 5: What's up with the whole 'Spirit Unity' thing? Why couldn't they just say 'Hyoi Gattai'?]
Yoh (SDO): *_* What happened, do you know, Mor-tee?
Morty: Nope. That's why we have to go to Japan!!! *sticks up finger*
*So, Len (ny), Yoh (SDO), Anna (TOWVDMHR), and Morty magically go to Japan and see Manta, Anna, and Yoh fighting off the multi-colored Totoro dollies*
Yoh: *stops running around in circles* AHH!!! OMAE DARE DARE DA!!! {WHO ARE YOU!!!} Yoh (SDO): That would be my question!! *stops* Wait...WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!
Manta: Ah...ah...*starts spazzing* KIMI DARE!!! {YOU ARE WHOM!!!}
Morty: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!! I SHAL USE MY DICTIONARY!! *holds up dictionary*
Manta: IYA!!! SORE WA MANJIEN!!! DICUTIONARY JA NAI!!! {NO!!! IT'S THE MANJIEN!!! IT'S NOT THE DICUTIONARY!!!} *holds up Manjien*
Morty: HUH?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!
Len (ny): Wait! Are you Yoh's evil twin? *points at real Yoh*
Yoh: Huh? *starts speaking English which the horribly dubbed people can actually understand* No...my evil twin is Hao! ^_^
Yoh (SDO): Huh? '_'? Who's Hao?
*Hao bursts in*
Hao: WUAHAHAHA!!! KIMI-TACHI WA YOWAII!!! SHINAI YO!!!
Opacho: Datte, Hao-sama...
Hao: *glares at Opacho* Doushita? Naze omieru?
Opacho: Jegao. Opacho no Hao-sama ja nai. Onore...KOWAII YO!!!
Hao: *starts laughing maniacally*
Me: WAIT!!!
Hao: WHAT!!!
Me: WRONG SCRIPT!!! This part is in episode 63!!! And besides, how do people know what you are saying? DARN YOU STUPID PEOPLE WHO ARE FILMING THIS!!! *shakes fist to invisible people in the air*
Invisible people: Darnit, they've spotted us!
Me: THIS IS THE SCRIPT!!! *holds up script*
Hao: *reads script* But...this is what we're supposed to say...
Me: O_O *snatches script and starts scribbling stuff on it in orange* OK! Now this is the REVISED script!
Hao: Oh, okay, I get it now.
*rewind*
Hao: *yllacainam gnihgual strats*
Opacho: !!!OY IIAWOK...eronO .ianaj amas-oaH on ohcapO .oageJ
Hao: ?ureimo ezaN ?atihsuoD *ohcapO ta seralg*
Opacho: ...amas-oaH ,ettaD
Hao: !!!OY IANIHS !!!IIAWOY AW IHCAT-IMIK !!!AHAHAHAUW
(Whoa, that took a long time 2 type...all by hand/fingers...and SURE, just as I finish typing this, someone comes along and tells me there is an easier way to type backwards...Sigh...)
Hao: WUAHAHAHA!!! KIMI-TACHI WA YOWAII!!! SHINAI YO!!!
Morty: WHAT!!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!
Yoh: Oh, this is my evil twin, Hao. *suddenly realizes something* Wait...if you are my evil twin...*points to Hao*...and you look just like me...*points to Yoh (SDO)*...Then...Then...
Anna: Yes?
Anna (TOWVDMHR): Get on with it, impersonation of my boyfriend!!!
Anna: He's MY fiancé!!
Yoh: *still thinking out loud* Then...
Anna (TOWVDMHR): No way! You liar!
Anna: Do you want to get hurt?
Yoh: Then...
Anna: (TOWVDMHR): Bring it on!
*They get into a catfight*
Yoh: *points to Yoh (SDO)* YOU MUST BE MY LONG LOST SISTER!!! ONEE-CHAN!!! {SISTER!!!} *hugs Yoh (SDO)*
Yoh (SDO): Can't...breathe...
Manta: AHH!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!
*More Totoro dollies explode seeing this semi-yaoi scene*
[Number 6: I hate Yoh/guy. It's so sick. Ren/Horo Horo is okay, but seriously, Yoh/guy? EW! So yeah, Totoro dollies explode after being exposed to Yoh/guy yaoi stuff...yeah.]
{EDIT!!! This is me revising what I already posted on ff.net...Truth is, on January 17, 2004, I became official obsessed with yaoi. ^_^ Yay, I know ^_^}
Morty: You're a virgin?
Manta: Urusai yo!
Morty: What?
Manta: -_-++
Len (ny): (he hasn't said anything in a while) hold on, old chaps! Where's MY evil twin? I should have one, as I'm one fine chap!
Ren: *suddenly appears from China* AHH!!! Kisama wa...Ore da?!
Len (ny): ?_? What did you say, blokey-AHH!!! You look just like me!!!
Ren: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG HERE!!! THERE ARE TWO ****ING YOHS, TWO ****ING MANTAS, TWO ****ING ANNAS AND TWO ****ING MES!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, BASON?
*Totoro dollies explode after hearing such foul language*
[Number 7: Thou shalt noteth curseth ineth fronteth ofeth Totoroeth Dollieseth tooeth mucheth.]
Bason: No.
Ren: Well, that sure helped...
Len (ny): You are so stupid, ole chap. I'm going to get some tea and crumpets.
Horo Horo: *pops up* Hi! *starts strangling Yoh (SDO) YOH!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME A DEFECTIVE TOTORO!!! IT TRIED TO ATTACK ME!!!
Yoh (SDO; wow, he seems to get strangled a lot...): @_@ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
Yoh: Oh. I'm sorry, Horo Horo, I'll give you a refund. *picks up random Totoro* Here! ^_^
Horo Horo: OH nonononono...no WAY am I having one of those!!!
Totoro: *starts multiplying*
Horo Horo: GAH!!! BAKA-YAROU!!! {IDIOT-BASTARD!!} WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!! NOW WE HAVE TO DESTROY THEM AGAIN, DAMMIT!!!
Yoh: Oh, whoops. ^_^ OH well! We're going to have to destroy them again!
Horo Horo: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID DAMMIT!!!
Yoh: Really?
Horo Horo: -__-++ *suddenly realizes he's holding Yoh (SDO)* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THEN!!!
Yoh: Oh, that's my sister!!! ^_^
Horo Horo: o_O;;;;;
Anna: *finally wins afore mentioned catfight* HA! In your face, impersonator!
Anna (TOWVDMHR): Darnit...*censored* you...
Horo Horo: *bursts out laughing* YOU HAVE A CENSOR? How lame!
Anna (TOWVDMHR): Shut up, you *censored*!
Horo Horo: *laughs even harder*
Ren: Horo Horo, shut up.
Horo Horo: Okay. *shuts up*
Ren: *smirk* Now that that's over...KISAMA! *points glaive thing at Hao* What the hell are you doing here?
Hao: Why, I was called here by Orange-san, of course. *gestures to me, smiling in my direction*
*Hao-fangirls swoon*
Me: SHUT UP HAO!! You're so stupid...You're stupid!
Hao: *puts hand to forehead in distress* Why, I am HURT! How could you say such a thing, Orange-san?
Me: I don't know!! WEEHEEHEEHEE! *starts running in circles, and then hits a wall* Ow...
Hao: o_O Ok...I'm actually here because I found out that I'm not really dead and I want to change my ways and become...A CITY SHAMAN!! *starts smoking pot and breathes in LSD*
Lyserg: HAO!!! Why are you sniffing LSD?!
Hao: Because it has your name in it.
Lyserg: Huh?
Me: Yanno, that's true and all, because LSD is Lysergic acid Diethylamide.
Lyserg: O_O WHAT?!
Hao: Yeah. *continues smoking pot and breathing in LSD* Ooo, you see the pretty colors when you wave your hand in front of your face? *waves hand in front of face*
Yoh: *points finger at Hao* YOU'RE COMMUNING WITH NATURE!!!
Yoh (SDO): Huh?
*Totoro dollies explode after inhaling LSD*
[Number 8: Drugs are bad...Totoro dollies explode...Kinda think this is sorta becoming a moral story? Don't worry about it. It'll get better. *rubs hands together maniacally*]
Hao: *all high on crack and LSD and stuff* Hahahahaha! *lights Yoh's house on fire with a match* BURN BABY BURN!!!
Yoh: NO!!! MY HOUSE!!!
Yoh (SDO): That's your house?
Yoh: No, not really, this is the house that we rented...O_O NO!!! MY RENTED HOUSE!!!
Yoh (SDO): *edges away*
Hao: *with horrible censoring only gotten from Z100: the best FM radio station in the USA* HAHAHA!! The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the mother fu**ing something BURN! BURN!
Horo Horo: *watches the fire and Hao from a distance* You don't even know the words, do you?
Hao: Nope, why do you ask?
Horo Horo: Sigh...
^_^ ~~~ ^_^
What will happen to Yoh's hou-I mean, rented house? Will it stay forever in ashes? How the heck did the dub people get here? I don't know! Find out on the next episode of Dragon...ball...Z!! I mean, WETDTOTW!!! ^_^; I think that's it, anyways...
RANTING!!!
Did you ever find out that you had a secret obsession for an anime you thought you left a long, long time ago? I DID!!! I started watching Hunter X Hunter again and I fell in love with Killua's kawaii-ness! HE'S SO ADORABLE!!! *squeals* And now my second level obsession is Killua, my first level obsession being Yoh...^_^ And I created my own Yoh/Killua wallpaper!!! WEE!!! I would show you peeps it, but I sorta can't, because I can't show pictures on ff.net!! ^_^ If you wanna see it, review!!! ^_^
Yoh-muse: *echoes* Review!!! ^_^
And guys, after I published my first chapter, I did indeed realize that kowaii was kowaii and not kowoii...yeah. Thanks anyways. You made me realize my mistake MORE. And Bocchama is indeed bocchama and not pocchama; it's in the fansub. And I ALWAYS trust the fansub...almost always anyways...^_^; Oh yeah, shine...I wasn't sure what this was...I just put something! Blame it on the Inuyasha fic I got the spelling from! I feel sort of stupid now...*sigh* But I'm not re-doing the 1st chapter; I don't feel like it. Yeah. Tough. *** (Back to Yoh and group and the gone insane orange Totoro)
Anna: Manta, I feel the laundry has stopped going around in circles.
Manta: Huh?
Anna: Yoh has stopped looking at the washing machine.
(Sure enough, Yoh is wandering around for pants to wear.)
Manta: -_-;;; I'll go get the laundry then...*walks away*
Anna:...
Yoh: ...^_^ *searching for decent pants to wear*
Anna: STOP WALKING AROUND!!!
Yoh: WAHH!!! HAI!!! *sure enough, stops* {WAHH!!! YES!!!}
(Suddenly, a scream is heard from the laundry room.)
Manta: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Yoh: MANTA!!! *runs over to the laundry room still without any pants (A/N: ^_^)* DOUSHITA-
Manta: *points at really, really wet orange Totoro* THE TOTORO IS ALIVE!!! AND ORANGE!!!
Yoh: *shakes head* Geez, how many times do I have to remind you people? It's not a Totoro...it's a TOTORO DOLLIE!!! *WHATME (Waves Hands Around To Make Effect) then processes what Manta has said* WaaaAHH!!! *starts to run around in circles*
Manta: *cough* SLOW!!! *cough*
Yoh: *stops* Did you say something, Manta?
Manta: -_-;;;
Totoro dollie: *gleams* RoOoOaAaArRrR!!!
Everyone besides the Totoro dollie: AHH!!!
*Totoro dollies begin to multiply really quickly turning into different colors*
EBT: AHH!!!
*Totoro dollies jump everywhere*
Yoh: GET IT OFF!!!
Anna: *slap slap slap*
Totoro dollies: X_X *fly all over the place*
[Method number 1 of killing a Totoro dollie: Anna's legendary left]
Manta: AHH!!! *whacks Totoro dollies away with huge heavy Manjien*
[Number 2: Huge dictionaries or encyclopedias are very heavy and hurt a lot.]
*We see a semi-flashback of Ren and Bason in China*
Ren: ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *takes out glaive-thing*
Bason: BOCCHAMA!!!
Ren: *stands there, and everyone sees that the Totoro dollie is stuck to Ren's tongari and glaive-thing -__-;;;*
Bocchama: Ah...O_O
Ren: Nanda, Bason? I didn't do anything. And WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TOTORO DOING STICKING ONTO MY GLAIVE-THING?! *starts shaking glaive-thing* GET OFF YOU STUPID ****ING TOTORO!!!
[Number 3: Spiky objects are very hazardous to Totoro dollie living.]
Horo Horo: *snore snore* -_-ZZZZZ
Pilica: Can't...sleep...=)[.](= (You see the face with the hands covering the ears? No? Sigh...) *looks up, and sees the roof of the tent covered in fuzzy things that just HAPPEN to be Totoro dollies* AHHH!!!! ONII-CHAN WAKE UP!!! {Brother wake up and all that good stuff}
Horo Horo: Zzz-huh? *looks up and starts screaming* AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *takes out Ikapasui and oversouls with Kororo* KORORO IN-IKAPASUI!!! *Kororo oversouls into the huge Biran Birantte Kamuin thing that just looks like a huge chobits girl robot O_O* OVERSOUL!!! LET'S GO! KORORO!!! *starts jumping up and down* MUAHAHA DIE EVIL TOTORO DOLLIES!!!
Pilica: ONII-CHAN!!! ALL YOU'RE DOING IS JUMPING ON THE TENT AND RUINING THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS TREES!!!
Horo Horo: Whoops...*shrinks his oversoul down a little and starts stomping on the Totoro dollies*
[Number 4: Stomping on Totoro dollies with Biran Birantte Kamuin helps...]
*Totoro dollies hop away mauled and go to America...o_O*
*In America*
Len (ny): *in really horrible stupid British accent* Haha! Ah-MEE-da-MAA-ru is mine!!! RAPID TEMPO ASSAULT!!!
Yoh (stupid dub one): *with the corny voice and everything* No! I have the power of Ah-MEE-da-MAA-ru!!! SPIRIT UNITY!!! *starts going strangely un- berserk*
*Totoro dollies arrive just as Yoh (stupid dub one) says 'Spirit unity'*
Totoro dollies: @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ *get destroyed by evil corny dub voice*
[Number 5: The dub voice is horrible. Let Totoro dollies listen to it and they will explode on hearing.]
Yoh (stupid dub one): Huh? What-is-wrong?
Len (ny): I-do-not-know. Maybe-Japan-has-a-few-answers-for-our-group.
Morty: *in stupid dub voice that sounds like an old man trying to act as a kid* YOH!!!
Yoh (stupid dub one): Huh? What-is-it, Mor-tee?
Morty: What-are-ToTOro-dolls-doing-in-the-United-States-of-America?
Yoh (stupid dub one): I-do-not-know. Let-us-go, Len (ny) and Mor-tee.
Anna (the one who's voice doesn't match her face): Wait a minute, everyone. You have to remodel my house. Honey, don't have that stupid face on your face (o_O).
*one Totoro jumps onto Anna (the one who's voice doesn't match her face, also known as TOWVDMHR) and claws at her face*
Anna: Ew! Darling, get it off of my beautiful face that doesn't match my voice!
Yoh (SDO): Okay, Anna! SPIRIT UNITY!!!
*Totoro explodes before Yoh (SDO) attacks*
[Continuation of number 5: What's up with the whole 'Spirit Unity' thing? Why couldn't they just say 'Hyoi Gattai'?]
Yoh (SDO): *_* What happened, do you know, Mor-tee?
Morty: Nope. That's why we have to go to Japan!!! *sticks up finger*
*So, Len (ny), Yoh (SDO), Anna (TOWVDMHR), and Morty magically go to Japan and see Manta, Anna, and Yoh fighting off the multi-colored Totoro dollies*
Yoh: *stops running around in circles* AHH!!! OMAE DARE DARE DA!!! {WHO ARE YOU!!!} Yoh (SDO): That would be my question!! *stops* Wait...WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!
Manta: Ah...ah...*starts spazzing* KIMI DARE!!! {YOU ARE WHOM!!!}
Morty: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!! I SHAL USE MY DICTIONARY!! *holds up dictionary*
Manta: IYA!!! SORE WA MANJIEN!!! DICUTIONARY JA NAI!!! {NO!!! IT'S THE MANJIEN!!! IT'S NOT THE DICUTIONARY!!!} *holds up Manjien*
Morty: HUH?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!
Len (ny): Wait! Are you Yoh's evil twin? *points at real Yoh*
Yoh: Huh? *starts speaking English which the horribly dubbed people can actually understand* No...my evil twin is Hao! ^_^
Yoh (SDO): Huh? '_'? Who's Hao?
*Hao bursts in*
Hao: WUAHAHAHA!!! KIMI-TACHI WA YOWAII!!! SHINAI YO!!!
Opacho: Datte, Hao-sama...
Hao: *glares at Opacho* Doushita? Naze omieru?
Opacho: Jegao. Opacho no Hao-sama ja nai. Onore...KOWAII YO!!!
Hao: *starts laughing maniacally*
Me: WAIT!!!
Hao: WHAT!!!
Me: WRONG SCRIPT!!! This part is in episode 63!!! And besides, how do people know what you are saying? DARN YOU STUPID PEOPLE WHO ARE FILMING THIS!!! *shakes fist to invisible people in the air*
Invisible people: Darnit, they've spotted us!
Me: THIS IS THE SCRIPT!!! *holds up script*
Hao: *reads script* But...this is what we're supposed to say...
Me: O_O *snatches script and starts scribbling stuff on it in orange* OK! Now this is the REVISED script!
Hao: Oh, okay, I get it now.
*rewind*
Hao: *yllacainam gnihgual strats*
Opacho: !!!OY IIAWOK...eronO .ianaj amas-oaH on ohcapO .oageJ
Hao: ?ureimo ezaN ?atihsuoD *ohcapO ta seralg*
Opacho: ...amas-oaH ,ettaD
Hao: !!!OY IANIHS !!!IIAWOY AW IHCAT-IMIK !!!AHAHAHAUW
(Whoa, that took a long time 2 type...all by hand/fingers...and SURE, just as I finish typing this, someone comes along and tells me there is an easier way to type backwards...Sigh...)
Hao: WUAHAHAHA!!! KIMI-TACHI WA YOWAII!!! SHINAI YO!!!
Morty: WHAT!!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!
Yoh: Oh, this is my evil twin, Hao. *suddenly realizes something* Wait...if you are my evil twin...*points to Hao*...and you look just like me...*points to Yoh (SDO)*...Then...Then...
Anna: Yes?
Anna (TOWVDMHR): Get on with it, impersonation of my boyfriend!!!
Anna: He's MY fiancé!!
Yoh: *still thinking out loud* Then...
Anna (TOWVDMHR): No way! You liar!
Anna: Do you want to get hurt?
Yoh: Then...
Anna: (TOWVDMHR): Bring it on!
*They get into a catfight*
Yoh: *points to Yoh (SDO)* YOU MUST BE MY LONG LOST SISTER!!! ONEE-CHAN!!! {SISTER!!!} *hugs Yoh (SDO)*
Yoh (SDO): Can't...breathe...
Manta: AHH!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!
*More Totoro dollies explode seeing this semi-yaoi scene*
[Number 6: I hate Yoh/guy. It's so sick. Ren/Horo Horo is okay, but seriously, Yoh/guy? EW! So yeah, Totoro dollies explode after being exposed to Yoh/guy yaoi stuff...yeah.]
{EDIT!!! This is me revising what I already posted on ff.net...Truth is, on January 17, 2004, I became official obsessed with yaoi. ^_^ Yay, I know ^_^}
Morty: You're a virgin?
Manta: Urusai yo!
Morty: What?
Manta: -_-++
Len (ny): (he hasn't said anything in a while) hold on, old chaps! Where's MY evil twin? I should have one, as I'm one fine chap!
Ren: *suddenly appears from China* AHH!!! Kisama wa...Ore da?!
Len (ny): ?_? What did you say, blokey-AHH!!! You look just like me!!!
Ren: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG HERE!!! THERE ARE TWO ****ING YOHS, TWO ****ING MANTAS, TWO ****ING ANNAS AND TWO ****ING MES!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING, BASON?
*Totoro dollies explode after hearing such foul language*
[Number 7: Thou shalt noteth curseth ineth fronteth ofeth Totoroeth Dollieseth tooeth mucheth.]
Bason: No.
Ren: Well, that sure helped...
Len (ny): You are so stupid, ole chap. I'm going to get some tea and crumpets.
Horo Horo: *pops up* Hi! *starts strangling Yoh (SDO) YOH!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE ME A DEFECTIVE TOTORO!!! IT TRIED TO ATTACK ME!!!
Yoh (SDO; wow, he seems to get strangled a lot...): @_@ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
Yoh: Oh. I'm sorry, Horo Horo, I'll give you a refund. *picks up random Totoro* Here! ^_^
Horo Horo: OH nonononono...no WAY am I having one of those!!!
Totoro: *starts multiplying*
Horo Horo: GAH!!! BAKA-YAROU!!! {IDIOT-BASTARD!!} WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!! NOW WE HAVE TO DESTROY THEM AGAIN, DAMMIT!!!
Yoh: Oh, whoops. ^_^ OH well! We're going to have to destroy them again!
Horo Horo: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID DAMMIT!!!
Yoh: Really?
Horo Horo: -__-++ *suddenly realizes he's holding Yoh (SDO)* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THEN!!!
Yoh: Oh, that's my sister!!! ^_^
Horo Horo: o_O;;;;;
Anna: *finally wins afore mentioned catfight* HA! In your face, impersonator!
Anna (TOWVDMHR): Darnit...*censored* you...
Horo Horo: *bursts out laughing* YOU HAVE A CENSOR? How lame!
Anna (TOWVDMHR): Shut up, you *censored*!
Horo Horo: *laughs even harder*
Ren: Horo Horo, shut up.
Horo Horo: Okay. *shuts up*
Ren: *smirk* Now that that's over...KISAMA! *points glaive thing at Hao* What the hell are you doing here?
Hao: Why, I was called here by Orange-san, of course. *gestures to me, smiling in my direction*
*Hao-fangirls swoon*
Me: SHUT UP HAO!! You're so stupid...You're stupid!
Hao: *puts hand to forehead in distress* Why, I am HURT! How could you say such a thing, Orange-san?
Me: I don't know!! WEEHEEHEEHEE! *starts running in circles, and then hits a wall* Ow...
Hao: o_O Ok...I'm actually here because I found out that I'm not really dead and I want to change my ways and become...A CITY SHAMAN!! *starts smoking pot and breathes in LSD*
Lyserg: HAO!!! Why are you sniffing LSD?!
Hao: Because it has your name in it.
Lyserg: Huh?
Me: Yanno, that's true and all, because LSD is Lysergic acid Diethylamide.
Lyserg: O_O WHAT?!
Hao: Yeah. *continues smoking pot and breathing in LSD* Ooo, you see the pretty colors when you wave your hand in front of your face? *waves hand in front of face*
Yoh: *points finger at Hao* YOU'RE COMMUNING WITH NATURE!!!
Yoh (SDO): Huh?
*Totoro dollies explode after inhaling LSD*
[Number 8: Drugs are bad...Totoro dollies explode...Kinda think this is sorta becoming a moral story? Don't worry about it. It'll get better. *rubs hands together maniacally*]
Hao: *all high on crack and LSD and stuff* Hahahahaha! *lights Yoh's house on fire with a match* BURN BABY BURN!!!
Yoh: NO!!! MY HOUSE!!!
Yoh (SDO): That's your house?
Yoh: No, not really, this is the house that we rented...O_O NO!!! MY RENTED HOUSE!!!
Yoh (SDO): *edges away*
Hao: *with horrible censoring only gotten from Z100: the best FM radio station in the USA* HAHAHA!! The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! We don't need no water let the mother fu**ing something BURN! BURN!
Horo Horo: *watches the fire and Hao from a distance* You don't even know the words, do you?
Hao: Nope, why do you ask?
Horo Horo: Sigh...
^_^ ~~~ ^_^
What will happen to Yoh's hou-I mean, rented house? Will it stay forever in ashes? How the heck did the dub people get here? I don't know! Find out on the next episode of Dragon...ball...Z!! I mean, WETDTOTW!!! ^_^; I think that's it, anyways...
RANTING!!!
Did you ever find out that you had a secret obsession for an anime you thought you left a long, long time ago? I DID!!! I started watching Hunter X Hunter again and I fell in love with Killua's kawaii-ness! HE'S SO ADORABLE!!! *squeals* And now my second level obsession is Killua, my first level obsession being Yoh...^_^ And I created my own Yoh/Killua wallpaper!!! WEE!!! I would show you peeps it, but I sorta can't, because I can't show pictures on ff.net!! ^_^ If you wanna see it, review!!! ^_^
Yoh-muse: *echoes* Review!!! ^_^