*Orange-san walks in* Uh...hi? *gets pelted with tomatoes and potatoes and
bananas and other foods that are three syllables long and sound cool* XP
NOOO!!!! Okay, so I haven't updated for what-*counts* November, December,
January-three months! I had tons of work and all that to do!!! Plus winter
vacation, which was in December through to January...and then SATs!!! The
horrible SATs!!! Oh well, whatever ^_^ As long as I don't fail them, I'm
fine! ^_^
bDisclaimer/b Yoh-muse: Yo, minna! Eh...Orange-san doesn't own Shaman King or Totoro!!! Totoro dollies are an exception, though...^_^ Those are a um...*thinks of a right word* worshipping of Totoro!!! ^_^ Orange-san loves the Totoro movie very much and so do all her friends who have watched it who gave her inspiration for this fic ^_^ Oh yeah, and anything that suspiciously looks like something gotten from Finding Nemo is ENTIRELY coincidental ^_^
Orange-san: *shifty eyes*
Yoh-muse: *finishes reading off paper* Flames are accepted and will be used to keep me warm! ^_^ Hey...isn't that supposed to be at the end of the chapter?!
Orange-san: SHH!!! No one saw that! *shifty eyes*
Note here, Yoh-muse was actually a Yoh when I first got him but I made him go high on pepper...*sniff sniff* It's pretty sad, actually...XP
Let the fic begin!!! ^_^
^_^ ~~~^_^
Hao: *continues to watch Yoh's rented house burn*
*Totoro dollies burn up in flames*
[Number 9: Burn burn burn go Totoro dollies in flames]
Yoh: ...
Horo Horo: ...
Ren: ...
Anna: ...
Anna (dub): ...
Yoh (stupid dub one): ...
Morty: ...
Manta: ...
Amidamaru: ...
A-MI-da-MA-ru: ...
All the other people that I currently forgot: ...
Horo Horo: WHY ISN'T ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING?!
Yoh: *sigh* Orange-san has run out of ideas currently... -__-
*Totoro dollies explode from too much silence and so do dubbies just because...people have been complaining...and I can't do anything else with them unless I get inspiration from actually WATCHING the "Shonen Jump's" Shaman King...*
[Number 10: Totoro dollies prefer noise to silence...yeah.]
Ren: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *takes out a milk tank and starts blasting everyone with milk*
Horo Horo: I HAVE MILK ON ME!!! *tastes milk* AND IT'S SOUR!!!
*Totoros explode...*
[Number 11: Sour milk...ew I like milk but I don't like sour milk 'cause it tastes sour...Totoro dollies explode using...SOUR MILK!!!]
*Totoro dollies that didn't explode get angry and multiply more*
Yoh: AHH EVIL TOTORO DOLLIES!!! NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FULFILL MY DREAM!!!
Anna: To give me an easy life?
Yoh: BESIDES THAT!
Anna: To have an easy life forever?
Yoh: TO FLY!!! *attempts to fly and falls* WHY CAN'T I DO IT LIKE I DID IN THE MANGA!!!!
Ren: YOU STUPID! WE WERE FALLING OFF A PLANE IN AMERICA!!!
Yoh: NO!!! CAN'T-LISTEN-TO-TRUTH!!! NO!!! *goes crazy and attacks everyone with ash from his rented house*
Horo Horo: GAH! MY EYES! *madly tries to get ashes out with melted ice...and soap* NO!!! HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET ASH OUT OF EYES!!!!!
[Number 12: Ash is bad for Totoro dollies' eyes...and Horo Horo's.]
Ash (from Pokemon [XD]): Did someone call me?
Ren: Who the hell are you?
Ash: *strikes dramatic pose* I am Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town!
Horo Horo: *snickers* More like Ass Ketchup, from Condom Town...
Ash: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Yoh: WHO ARE YOU?! DO YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH?! GRR...
Ash: I said...I'm Ash-
Yoh: *throws ash at Ash* DIE!!! ASH FIGHT!!!
*suddenly lots of Ash (es) appear*
All of the Ash (es) at the same time except for the original one: I'M ASH KETCHUM, FROM PALLET TOWN!!!
Yoh: *throws Ash around*
Horo Horo: YAY!!! AN ASH FIGHT!!! *picks up random Ash and throws it at Ren*
Ren: KISAMA!!! *picks up Totoro and throws it at Horo Horo who blocks with an Ash*
*Totoro explodes, and so does Ash*
[Number 13: Apparently, Totoro dollies are explosive when it comes to coming in contact to Ash Ketchum.]
Anna: *drinking tea, but suddenly an Ash hits her* *angry eyes*
Yoh: *turns back to normal* Oh no...RUN AWAY! RUN! AWAY!
*all of the SK cast, including Lyserg, who hasn't spoken in this chapter yet, excluding Anna, run far, far away*
*all of the SK cast, excluding Anna, continuing running far, far away until they fall off the edge of the world*
All of the SK cast: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *breath* -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna: *takes up frying pan and starts mowing down the Ash (es) one by one...mowing down Totoro dollies in the process*
[Number 14: If you, a Totoro dollie, or an Ash Ketchum comes in contact with Anna when she has a frying pan or a sharp pointy knife...you're doomed.]
*one of the Totoro dollies lands on Hao's head*
Hao: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *screams*
*Totoro dollies explode*
[Number 15: Certainly, I have never heard Hao scream before, and he's probably very scary when he's screaming...all fear Hao screaming...GAH SCARY so Totoro dollies don't seem to like Hao when he's screaming ^^;]
Lyserg: *finally starts talking* DIE HAO!!!
Hao: *screams some more and runs around in circles (like Yoh!!! XD)*
Yoh: **GASP** YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!
Hao: *continues screaming*
Ren: Hey, what if Lyserg was a girl? What would his name be?
Horo Horo: *gasp* LISA!!!!
Yoh: *gasps some more* THAT RHYMES!!!!
Manta: What?!
Yoh: LEAF AND LISA RHYME!!!!!!!!!!
Manta: NO THEY DON'T!!!!
Yoh: YES THEY DO!!!
Manta: No! You think they can do these things but they just can't, Nemo! **GASP**
Yoh: Okay! *falls off a cliff* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jun: Yoh-kun died!!!
Chocolove: (A) Hoe-can fried!!!!
Horo Horo: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!
Ren: KISAMA!!! *chuuka zanmai*
Horo Horo: GAH!!!! RUN AWAY MORE!!!
*Horo Horo and Chocolove run away and fall off the other edge of the earth*
Yoh: *pops up* THE EARTH-IS FAT!!!
Manta: @_@?!
Yoh: I MEAN FLAT!!! THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!
Hao: *eventually stops screaming* THE EARTH IS EE-VELL!!! KILL THE EARTH!!! *explodes earth along with the Totoro dollies*
*Totoro dollies are exploded*
[Number 16: Totoro dollies are afraid of the Earth EXPLODING!!! AHH!!! THE EARTH IS DEAD!!!]
Yoh: WOOHOOO!!!!! THE EARTH IS GONE SO WE ARE IN SPACE!!! **GASP** I CAN'T BREATHE!!!! *gag choke*
Anna: SHUTTUP!!! *chokes Yoh even more and wastes energy*
Manta: Luckily I am rich and have a space shuttle coming around right now! Everyone hop in!
*space shuttle appears, and is an orange*
Yoh: *magically is still able to talk* IT'S AN ORANGE!!!! *jumps in shuttle*
Ren: WHY IS IT AN ORANGE?!
Manta: Oh, whoops, that's my "worship Yoh" one...And here comes my "be afraid of Ren" space shuttle!!!
*milk space shuttle appears*
Ren: COOL!!! TEAM THE REN, HOP IN!!!
Horo Horo: Okay!!! ^_^ *huggles Ren* (A/N: ^_^ HOROREN!!! Totally OOC I know ^_^)
Ren: GAH GET OFF OF ME YOU FREAKING HOMO!!!!
Horo Horo: Noooo...Ren...You mean...*sniff* You don't...love me?!
Ren: Of course I love you, that's the reason I don't want to be with you, it's a very-complicated emotion...
Horo Horo: AHAHA!! REALLY?! COOL!!! I TRICK YA!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Ren: =O_O= *blushes huuuuugely* KISAMA!!!
*Totoro dollies explode (again)*
[Number 17: Totoro dollies are also afraid of Ren blushing hugely, while I think Ren blushing is tres kawaii ^_^ Yoh blushing would be cuter though...^_^ Yoh almost never blushes...Ren blushes more than Yoh does...o_O]
Me: Aw man, without the Earth, life is boring...*puts Earth back into the fic*
Yoh: WOOHOO!!! ATMOSPHERE!!! *orange shuttle crash-lands* Ow...
Anna: Get up, you freaking moron, it's only a what-200-mile plunge? You'll live.
Ren: Kill yourself.
Anna: NO!
Ren: Not you, Horo Horo!!!
Horo Horo: *huggling Ren*
Ren: Nooooo...
Manta: O_O OMFG REN IS GAY
Ren: NO I'M NOT!!! I'M JUST CLEANER AND HAVE A BETTER FASHION SENSE THAT ANYONE ELSE!!!
Chocolove: I have a letter trashin' sense that everyone hates!
Lyserg: That doesn't rhyme, idiot.
Chocolove: NO! The wind of laughter shall heal all! *gets a fan and puts it on high gear*
Lyserg: *blown far, far away*
Ryu: *magically appears just to say this line* LY-SE-RU-GU!!!
*Totoro dollies are blown far, far away, then explode in mid-air*
[Number 18: Totoro dollies are afraid of heights!!! ^_^]
Yoh: I wanna eat an orange...*takes out an orange from his pocket*
Yoh imitating orange: No, don't eat me!
Yoh: Aha, orange, no one can stop me now!!!
Yoh imitating orange: NO!!!! DO NOT PEEL MY ORANG-Y GOODNESS!!!
Yoh: Muahahaha *peels orange*
Yoh imitating orange: AHH!!! ORANGE RAPE!!!
Yoh: *finishes peeling orange* Now, orange, you are mine!
Yoh imitating orange: NoOoOoOo-
Yoh: *eats orange whole* Orghmph imph gooph...^_^
Manta: o_O *edges away from Yoh*
Hao: Hey, I heard Pokemon Fire and Leaf are coming out!! FIRE RULZ!!
Yoh: Nomph, leamph dumph! *swallows orange and chokes* Ack black cack dack eack fack gack hack iack jack kack lack mack nack oack pack quack rack sack tack uack vack wack xack yack zack!
Hao: What's that, my dear otouto? You packed a quack's rack in a sack with a tack?
Manta: *more than slightly disturbed* o_O
Yoh: *stops choking and stands up* Huh?
Anna: -_- *whacks Yoh with a frying pan*
Yoh: @_@ *dies*
Horo Horo: *detaches himself from Ren* I would like you all to meet my new friend, Bob!!! *waves hand to air next to him* Who would like to say hi to Bob?
Ren: o_O
Manta: Uh...hi, Bob?
Yoh: *comes alive (wow, he dies a lot and comes back a lot in this fic...everyone will, eventually)* YO!!! ^_^
Hao: Bob, would you like to join my group of worship-I mean, followers?
Horo Horo: HAHA! Bob would never join you, you fiend!!! Ack-BOB! Why are you choking me?! *holds neck and swaggers around* I thought you were my FRIEND!!!! *lies unconscious on the floor*
Bob: *kicks Horo Horo*
Horo Horo: *rolls over* Splat.
Ren: That's uh...strange to say the least...
Yoh: That's okay!!! ^_^ I have a new friend, Bobalina! She's Bob's friend ^_^ I met her while Bob was inconspicuously choking Horo Horo!!! *gets choked by self and dies*
Manta: Yoh-kun died!!!
Lyserg: Boku wa...yowaii...
Faust: Oh, that's okay if you're weak, Lyserg, I always have a job as a neurosurgeon that you might like ^_^ *creeeepy smile*
Lyserg: No, that's okay.
Faust: *goes crazy* YEAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *starts throwing knives and scalpels and scissors at everyone*
Yoh: *becomes alive* **GASP** Omigod! You killed Bobalina!!! You killed Bob, too! *dodges millions of scalpels* Bobalina....why did you have to die?!
Horo Horo: x_x
Ren: *dodges scalpels*
Totoro dollies: *get hit by scalpels*
*sand starts falling out of the Totoro dollies*
[Number what-19? Scalpels and scissors and other various pointy sharp objects (to go unmentioned) hurt!!! Not just because Faust or Anna throws them...just because they hurt!!!]
Horo Horo: *is undead* THE SANDMAN!! *starts singing* The sandyman can...
Ren: *still dodging scalpels* Wrong song, idiot.
Horo Horo: Oh-Oh yeah?! Well just because-you're gay doesn't mean I'm bi!!!
Ren: O_O WHAT?! I AM SO NOT GAY!!! *stops* You're bi?
Horo Horo: Wuh...?
Faust: *stops throwing scalpels* HAHAHAHA! That was fun...
Yoh: I made a new alphabet! O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!! See, this alphabet is shorter than our other one ^_^
Hao: Okay, how do you spell "Hao" with your new alphabet?
Yoh: O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!!
Hao: Okay...How do you spell "Computer"?
Yoh: O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!!
Hao: How do you spell "oranges"?
Yoh: S-E-G-N-A-R-O!!!
Hao: Huh?
Yoh: Yeah, that's right, keep walkin'!
Hao: ...No it wasn't.
Yoh: Yes it was!
Hao: No it wasn't.
Yoh: Yes it was!
Hao: No it wasn't.
Yoh: Yes it was!
Hao: No it wasn't.
Manta: URUSAI!!!
Chocolove: Wut'choo talkin' 'bout, foo? You ain't no Japanese man! (A/N: No offense to African Americans, I love them because Chocolove is based off of them ^_^ AND SO IS OPACHO!!!)
Manta: I am Japanese...o_O
Hao: Hey, where did Opacho go? *searches for Opacho*
Opacho: Opacho is right here, Hao-sama!
Hao: You know...I always wanted to ask you...
Opacho: Hao-sama?
Hao: What gender are you?
Opacho: *teary eyes* Hao-sama...Opacho has no gender...*runs away, never to be seen again for this chapter*
Hao: Opacho!!!! Oh well.
Horo Horo: Come back, Ren...*holding onto Ren's pant leg*
Ren: Get-off-me, you ****ing homo!!!
Horo Horo: Ren...*anime tears*
Anna: *drinks tea*
Faust: Come, Eliza. *walks away*
#_# bTSUZUKU!!!/b ^_^
That was a screwed up chapter, I don't even KNOW what I was typing...o_O
Yoh-muse: Thaaat's right! You had so much to do, too, creating my character.
Orange-san: Yep! Eheeheehee, I'm going to join in the Rising Stars of Manga thingimajigger sponsored by Tokyopop!!! I'll have even less time to type this fic!! ^_^ I don't even know why I try...
Yoh-muse: Can I be in it?
Orange-san: XP Sorry, it has to be original characters...XP DARNIT!!!
Yoh-muse: You mean-I'm not-original?!
Orange-san: CAN'T FACE THE TRUTH!!! DANANANANA!!!
Yoh-muse: Uh...tune in next time!!! Next time may be on the SK crew discovering the wonders of fanfiction and fanart on the World Wide Web...o_O
Orange-san: You know, a couple months ago, when I typed the second chapter of WETDTOTW, I hated yaoi. Now...I LOVE IT!!! XDD IT'S THE BEST PAIRING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!! OMG HOROREN ROX MY SOX!!! My wallpaper is HoroRen!!! ^_^ I made it!!! And it's really corny!!! If you want it, ask me on the REVIEW!!!!
Yoh-muse: Review!!! ^_^ I'm going to sing the alphabet!!!
Orange-san: Ready? BEGIN!!!
*to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star*
O-R-A-N-G-E-S, O-R-A-N-G-E-S! O-R-A-N-G-E-S, O-R-A-N-G-E-S! O-R-A-N-G-E-S, O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!!
*sounds of one person clapping is heard in distance*
Yoh-muse: ^_^ Review peeps, or you're going to be force-fed a piping hot 7- oz cup of Manhattan Clam Chowder with 50 packets of pepper in it!!! ^_^
bDisclaimer/b Yoh-muse: Yo, minna! Eh...Orange-san doesn't own Shaman King or Totoro!!! Totoro dollies are an exception, though...^_^ Those are a um...*thinks of a right word* worshipping of Totoro!!! ^_^ Orange-san loves the Totoro movie very much and so do all her friends who have watched it who gave her inspiration for this fic ^_^ Oh yeah, and anything that suspiciously looks like something gotten from Finding Nemo is ENTIRELY coincidental ^_^
Orange-san: *shifty eyes*
Yoh-muse: *finishes reading off paper* Flames are accepted and will be used to keep me warm! ^_^ Hey...isn't that supposed to be at the end of the chapter?!
Orange-san: SHH!!! No one saw that! *shifty eyes*
Note here, Yoh-muse was actually a Yoh when I first got him but I made him go high on pepper...*sniff sniff* It's pretty sad, actually...XP
Let the fic begin!!! ^_^
^_^ ~~~^_^
Hao: *continues to watch Yoh's rented house burn*
*Totoro dollies burn up in flames*
[Number 9: Burn burn burn go Totoro dollies in flames]
Yoh: ...
Horo Horo: ...
Ren: ...
Anna: ...
Anna (dub): ...
Yoh (stupid dub one): ...
Morty: ...
Manta: ...
Amidamaru: ...
A-MI-da-MA-ru: ...
All the other people that I currently forgot: ...
Horo Horo: WHY ISN'T ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING?!
Yoh: *sigh* Orange-san has run out of ideas currently... -__-
*Totoro dollies explode from too much silence and so do dubbies just because...people have been complaining...and I can't do anything else with them unless I get inspiration from actually WATCHING the "Shonen Jump's" Shaman King...*
[Number 10: Totoro dollies prefer noise to silence...yeah.]
Ren: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *takes out a milk tank and starts blasting everyone with milk*
Horo Horo: I HAVE MILK ON ME!!! *tastes milk* AND IT'S SOUR!!!
*Totoros explode...*
[Number 11: Sour milk...ew I like milk but I don't like sour milk 'cause it tastes sour...Totoro dollies explode using...SOUR MILK!!!]
*Totoro dollies that didn't explode get angry and multiply more*
Yoh: AHH EVIL TOTORO DOLLIES!!! NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FULFILL MY DREAM!!!
Anna: To give me an easy life?
Yoh: BESIDES THAT!
Anna: To have an easy life forever?
Yoh: TO FLY!!! *attempts to fly and falls* WHY CAN'T I DO IT LIKE I DID IN THE MANGA!!!!
Ren: YOU STUPID! WE WERE FALLING OFF A PLANE IN AMERICA!!!
Yoh: NO!!! CAN'T-LISTEN-TO-TRUTH!!! NO!!! *goes crazy and attacks everyone with ash from his rented house*
Horo Horo: GAH! MY EYES! *madly tries to get ashes out with melted ice...and soap* NO!!! HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET ASH OUT OF EYES!!!!!
[Number 12: Ash is bad for Totoro dollies' eyes...and Horo Horo's.]
Ash (from Pokemon [XD]): Did someone call me?
Ren: Who the hell are you?
Ash: *strikes dramatic pose* I am Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town!
Horo Horo: *snickers* More like Ass Ketchup, from Condom Town...
Ash: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Yoh: WHO ARE YOU?! DO YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH?! GRR...
Ash: I said...I'm Ash-
Yoh: *throws ash at Ash* DIE!!! ASH FIGHT!!!
*suddenly lots of Ash (es) appear*
All of the Ash (es) at the same time except for the original one: I'M ASH KETCHUM, FROM PALLET TOWN!!!
Yoh: *throws Ash around*
Horo Horo: YAY!!! AN ASH FIGHT!!! *picks up random Ash and throws it at Ren*
Ren: KISAMA!!! *picks up Totoro and throws it at Horo Horo who blocks with an Ash*
*Totoro explodes, and so does Ash*
[Number 13: Apparently, Totoro dollies are explosive when it comes to coming in contact to Ash Ketchum.]
Anna: *drinking tea, but suddenly an Ash hits her* *angry eyes*
Yoh: *turns back to normal* Oh no...RUN AWAY! RUN! AWAY!
*all of the SK cast, including Lyserg, who hasn't spoken in this chapter yet, excluding Anna, run far, far away*
*all of the SK cast, excluding Anna, continuing running far, far away until they fall off the edge of the world*
All of the SK cast: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *breath* -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anna: *takes up frying pan and starts mowing down the Ash (es) one by one...mowing down Totoro dollies in the process*
[Number 14: If you, a Totoro dollie, or an Ash Ketchum comes in contact with Anna when she has a frying pan or a sharp pointy knife...you're doomed.]
*one of the Totoro dollies lands on Hao's head*
Hao: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *screams*
*Totoro dollies explode*
[Number 15: Certainly, I have never heard Hao scream before, and he's probably very scary when he's screaming...all fear Hao screaming...GAH SCARY so Totoro dollies don't seem to like Hao when he's screaming ^^;]
Lyserg: *finally starts talking* DIE HAO!!!
Hao: *screams some more and runs around in circles (like Yoh!!! XD)*
Yoh: **GASP** YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!
Hao: *continues screaming*
Ren: Hey, what if Lyserg was a girl? What would his name be?
Horo Horo: *gasp* LISA!!!!
Yoh: *gasps some more* THAT RHYMES!!!!
Manta: What?!
Yoh: LEAF AND LISA RHYME!!!!!!!!!!
Manta: NO THEY DON'T!!!!
Yoh: YES THEY DO!!!
Manta: No! You think they can do these things but they just can't, Nemo! **GASP**
Yoh: Okay! *falls off a cliff* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jun: Yoh-kun died!!!
Chocolove: (A) Hoe-can fried!!!!
Horo Horo: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!
Ren: KISAMA!!! *chuuka zanmai*
Horo Horo: GAH!!!! RUN AWAY MORE!!!
*Horo Horo and Chocolove run away and fall off the other edge of the earth*
Yoh: *pops up* THE EARTH-IS FAT!!!
Manta: @_@?!
Yoh: I MEAN FLAT!!! THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!
Hao: *eventually stops screaming* THE EARTH IS EE-VELL!!! KILL THE EARTH!!! *explodes earth along with the Totoro dollies*
*Totoro dollies are exploded*
[Number 16: Totoro dollies are afraid of the Earth EXPLODING!!! AHH!!! THE EARTH IS DEAD!!!]
Yoh: WOOHOOO!!!!! THE EARTH IS GONE SO WE ARE IN SPACE!!! **GASP** I CAN'T BREATHE!!!! *gag choke*
Anna: SHUTTUP!!! *chokes Yoh even more and wastes energy*
Manta: Luckily I am rich and have a space shuttle coming around right now! Everyone hop in!
*space shuttle appears, and is an orange*
Yoh: *magically is still able to talk* IT'S AN ORANGE!!!! *jumps in shuttle*
Ren: WHY IS IT AN ORANGE?!
Manta: Oh, whoops, that's my "worship Yoh" one...And here comes my "be afraid of Ren" space shuttle!!!
*milk space shuttle appears*
Ren: COOL!!! TEAM THE REN, HOP IN!!!
Horo Horo: Okay!!! ^_^ *huggles Ren* (A/N: ^_^ HOROREN!!! Totally OOC I know ^_^)
Ren: GAH GET OFF OF ME YOU FREAKING HOMO!!!!
Horo Horo: Noooo...Ren...You mean...*sniff* You don't...love me?!
Ren: Of course I love you, that's the reason I don't want to be with you, it's a very-complicated emotion...
Horo Horo: AHAHA!! REALLY?! COOL!!! I TRICK YA!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Ren: =O_O= *blushes huuuuugely* KISAMA!!!
*Totoro dollies explode (again)*
[Number 17: Totoro dollies are also afraid of Ren blushing hugely, while I think Ren blushing is tres kawaii ^_^ Yoh blushing would be cuter though...^_^ Yoh almost never blushes...Ren blushes more than Yoh does...o_O]
Me: Aw man, without the Earth, life is boring...*puts Earth back into the fic*
Yoh: WOOHOO!!! ATMOSPHERE!!! *orange shuttle crash-lands* Ow...
Anna: Get up, you freaking moron, it's only a what-200-mile plunge? You'll live.
Ren: Kill yourself.
Anna: NO!
Ren: Not you, Horo Horo!!!
Horo Horo: *huggling Ren*
Ren: Nooooo...
Manta: O_O OMFG REN IS GAY
Ren: NO I'M NOT!!! I'M JUST CLEANER AND HAVE A BETTER FASHION SENSE THAT ANYONE ELSE!!!
Chocolove: I have a letter trashin' sense that everyone hates!
Lyserg: That doesn't rhyme, idiot.
Chocolove: NO! The wind of laughter shall heal all! *gets a fan and puts it on high gear*
Lyserg: *blown far, far away*
Ryu: *magically appears just to say this line* LY-SE-RU-GU!!!
*Totoro dollies are blown far, far away, then explode in mid-air*
[Number 18: Totoro dollies are afraid of heights!!! ^_^]
Yoh: I wanna eat an orange...*takes out an orange from his pocket*
Yoh imitating orange: No, don't eat me!
Yoh: Aha, orange, no one can stop me now!!!
Yoh imitating orange: NO!!!! DO NOT PEEL MY ORANG-Y GOODNESS!!!
Yoh: Muahahaha *peels orange*
Yoh imitating orange: AHH!!! ORANGE RAPE!!!
Yoh: *finishes peeling orange* Now, orange, you are mine!
Yoh imitating orange: NoOoOoOo-
Yoh: *eats orange whole* Orghmph imph gooph...^_^
Manta: o_O *edges away from Yoh*
Hao: Hey, I heard Pokemon Fire and Leaf are coming out!! FIRE RULZ!!
Yoh: Nomph, leamph dumph! *swallows orange and chokes* Ack black cack dack eack fack gack hack iack jack kack lack mack nack oack pack quack rack sack tack uack vack wack xack yack zack!
Hao: What's that, my dear otouto? You packed a quack's rack in a sack with a tack?
Manta: *more than slightly disturbed* o_O
Yoh: *stops choking and stands up* Huh?
Anna: -_- *whacks Yoh with a frying pan*
Yoh: @_@ *dies*
Horo Horo: *detaches himself from Ren* I would like you all to meet my new friend, Bob!!! *waves hand to air next to him* Who would like to say hi to Bob?
Ren: o_O
Manta: Uh...hi, Bob?
Yoh: *comes alive (wow, he dies a lot and comes back a lot in this fic...everyone will, eventually)* YO!!! ^_^
Hao: Bob, would you like to join my group of worship-I mean, followers?
Horo Horo: HAHA! Bob would never join you, you fiend!!! Ack-BOB! Why are you choking me?! *holds neck and swaggers around* I thought you were my FRIEND!!!! *lies unconscious on the floor*
Bob: *kicks Horo Horo*
Horo Horo: *rolls over* Splat.
Ren: That's uh...strange to say the least...
Yoh: That's okay!!! ^_^ I have a new friend, Bobalina! She's Bob's friend ^_^ I met her while Bob was inconspicuously choking Horo Horo!!! *gets choked by self and dies*
Manta: Yoh-kun died!!!
Lyserg: Boku wa...yowaii...
Faust: Oh, that's okay if you're weak, Lyserg, I always have a job as a neurosurgeon that you might like ^_^ *creeeepy smile*
Lyserg: No, that's okay.
Faust: *goes crazy* YEAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *starts throwing knives and scalpels and scissors at everyone*
Yoh: *becomes alive* **GASP** Omigod! You killed Bobalina!!! You killed Bob, too! *dodges millions of scalpels* Bobalina....why did you have to die?!
Horo Horo: x_x
Ren: *dodges scalpels*
Totoro dollies: *get hit by scalpels*
*sand starts falling out of the Totoro dollies*
[Number what-19? Scalpels and scissors and other various pointy sharp objects (to go unmentioned) hurt!!! Not just because Faust or Anna throws them...just because they hurt!!!]
Horo Horo: *is undead* THE SANDMAN!! *starts singing* The sandyman can...
Ren: *still dodging scalpels* Wrong song, idiot.
Horo Horo: Oh-Oh yeah?! Well just because-you're gay doesn't mean I'm bi!!!
Ren: O_O WHAT?! I AM SO NOT GAY!!! *stops* You're bi?
Horo Horo: Wuh...?
Faust: *stops throwing scalpels* HAHAHAHA! That was fun...
Yoh: I made a new alphabet! O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!! See, this alphabet is shorter than our other one ^_^
Hao: Okay, how do you spell "Hao" with your new alphabet?
Yoh: O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!!
Hao: Okay...How do you spell "Computer"?
Yoh: O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!!
Hao: How do you spell "oranges"?
Yoh: S-E-G-N-A-R-O!!!
Hao: Huh?
Yoh: Yeah, that's right, keep walkin'!
Hao: ...No it wasn't.
Yoh: Yes it was!
Hao: No it wasn't.
Yoh: Yes it was!
Hao: No it wasn't.
Yoh: Yes it was!
Hao: No it wasn't.
Manta: URUSAI!!!
Chocolove: Wut'choo talkin' 'bout, foo? You ain't no Japanese man! (A/N: No offense to African Americans, I love them because Chocolove is based off of them ^_^ AND SO IS OPACHO!!!)
Manta: I am Japanese...o_O
Hao: Hey, where did Opacho go? *searches for Opacho*
Opacho: Opacho is right here, Hao-sama!
Hao: You know...I always wanted to ask you...
Opacho: Hao-sama?
Hao: What gender are you?
Opacho: *teary eyes* Hao-sama...Opacho has no gender...*runs away, never to be seen again for this chapter*
Hao: Opacho!!!! Oh well.
Horo Horo: Come back, Ren...*holding onto Ren's pant leg*
Ren: Get-off-me, you ****ing homo!!!
Horo Horo: Ren...*anime tears*
Anna: *drinks tea*
Faust: Come, Eliza. *walks away*
#_# bTSUZUKU!!!/b ^_^
That was a screwed up chapter, I don't even KNOW what I was typing...o_O
Yoh-muse: Thaaat's right! You had so much to do, too, creating my character.
Orange-san: Yep! Eheeheehee, I'm going to join in the Rising Stars of Manga thingimajigger sponsored by Tokyopop!!! I'll have even less time to type this fic!! ^_^ I don't even know why I try...
Yoh-muse: Can I be in it?
Orange-san: XP Sorry, it has to be original characters...XP DARNIT!!!
Yoh-muse: You mean-I'm not-original?!
Orange-san: CAN'T FACE THE TRUTH!!! DANANANANA!!!
Yoh-muse: Uh...tune in next time!!! Next time may be on the SK crew discovering the wonders of fanfiction and fanart on the World Wide Web...o_O
Orange-san: You know, a couple months ago, when I typed the second chapter of WETDTOTW, I hated yaoi. Now...I LOVE IT!!! XDD IT'S THE BEST PAIRING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!! OMG HOROREN ROX MY SOX!!! My wallpaper is HoroRen!!! ^_^ I made it!!! And it's really corny!!! If you want it, ask me on the REVIEW!!!!
Yoh-muse: Review!!! ^_^ I'm going to sing the alphabet!!!
Orange-san: Ready? BEGIN!!!
*to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star*
O-R-A-N-G-E-S, O-R-A-N-G-E-S! O-R-A-N-G-E-S, O-R-A-N-G-E-S! O-R-A-N-G-E-S, O-R-A-N-G-E-S!!!
*sounds of one person clapping is heard in distance*
Yoh-muse: ^_^ Review peeps, or you're going to be force-fed a piping hot 7- oz cup of Manhattan Clam Chowder with 50 packets of pepper in it!!! ^_^