claimer of dis-
Chibi Kitsune- Al own's no part in cowboy beebop, but the othelo character is his so no touchy!
Al- umm...yeah, no touchy...couldn't have said it better myself.
"YOU CAUGHT WHO!?!?" Faye burst out when she returned to the beebop to find spike and jet in the hanger, looking over the bound, gagged, and out cold Othelo.
"SHHHHH, keep it down big mouth, we can't let Ed find out." spike whispered as he clapped a hand to faye's mouth.
Faye pushed the hand away and leaned down to inspect the body, "I'll be damned, it is othelo, how'd you catch him?"
spike related the story back to them, leaveing out the part about othelo cuffing him, and by the end jet was shakeing with silent mirth.
"Just beutiful, you guys almost burn my liveing room to the floor, and then catch a criminal worth so much we could refurnish the ship twelve times over and still have enough to buy a small planet."
"This is awsome!" Faye cheered, "I'll be able to buy my own casino!"
"Whoa whoa, who said your getting any of this money princess? I caught him, and jet's transporting him to a ISSP station, what have you done to diserve any part in our bounty?"
Spike grinned, loveing being a jerk to faye.
"I...uh...I...I started the fire that got you thrown out into the street!" She said weakly.
The boy's just watched her, amused, clearly that wasn't the right answer.
"I uh...i'll watch him untill we get to ISSP, so he dosen't get away."
The boys exchanged a smug look.
"Alright Faye, the next ISSP drop off is two days from here, you'll have to watch him for the whole time, but we're not cruel, you'll have your food brought to you, and you may have two bathroom breaks a day."
"WHAT?" Faye stood, dumbstruck as the boys left the hanger laughing.
"Do you think she can do it?" Jet asked jokeingly.
"Nope."
"Me nither, that's why I locked the door behind me, now no one's getting out of that hanger till I say so."
"Nice."
Ed was confused, everyone was gone.
Spi Spi, Faye Faye, even jet, the only one left was Ein, and he was asleep.
Normally a note would be left by one of them, maybe not saying where they went, just something simple like, "Don't destroy anything, back soon."
Ed logged on to her newly fixed tomato and went to her favortie online RPG, Morrowind 9.5
"Hmmmmm, where is the catdude?" She looked at her buddie list, few were on that she cared to talk to, she wanted to find her friend.
In the game he was called Neko-san for his character was a tiny black cat, but Ed knew his real name, they played lots of games and Ed liked playing with him a whole lot.
Ed sighed, depressed that he was not on, perhaps later. she turned off tomato and left her room, wandering aimlessly down the halls, till she wandered into the liveing room, where she found Jet and Spi spi laughing about something.
"And just think, i'll finally be able to buy some decent parts for the sword fish!"
Ed was confused more so, so rare was Spi Spi happy, whatever made him this way must have been good, so she smiled and walked over to ask why they were so happy, when jet answered the question for her.
"I still can't beleave it, us, catching The Othelo Jones, it seems to easy."
Ed gasped, and the noise alerted Jet and spike to her presense.
"Oh crap..." Spike slaped a hand over his eyes in a "DOH!" expression.
"Um...how much did you hear?" Jet asked calmly.
Ed stood rooted to the floor,
"You...caught...Othelo?" She asked slowly.
"Um...no...we were just kidding." Jet tried lamely.
Ed's hair shadowed her eyes, so spike and jet could not see them.
"Let him go." She said quietly.
"What? Ed you can't be serious, he's a major bounty, and a criminal, we have to put him away, he's wanted for murder of thousands of innocent people!" Jet was pushing his acting skills to the limit, he barely cared about what othelo had done, it was all about the woolongs.
"LET HIM GO!" Ed yelled, angry, tears in her eyes.
Spike and jet were stuned, Ed was angry? Ed was never angry.
"If you are Ed's friends, you will let another friend of Ed's go, now let him go."
Ed stood glareing, the boy's stood, not sure if they should feel bad for the girl.
"I'm sorry Ed, but we can't." Jet said finally, now beginning to wonder if all those woolongs were worth seeing Ed cry.
Ed turned and ran down the hall, leaveing the boys frozen in the moment.
"Spike?"
"Yeah Jet?"
"Am i gonna feel like a rat when we get all that money?"
"A little, but the money will help."
"Hope so, cause this is not the way I planed on feeling when I found out I was rich."
Ed ran all the way back to her room, crying, and when she got there, threw herself on the bed sobbing, she thought her friend would understand, she thought they liked her enough to trust her judgement, but they wouldn't even give her friend a chance.
Suddenly, i thought struck her...
"If Othelo knows who captured him, he'll hate Ed for not trying to save him."
Ed began sobbing a bit more, hateing the fact that she would have to pick between her best friend's freedom, or her other best friend's happiness.
Faye sighed as she sat on the ground, smokeing, watching the dead looking bounty.
"Ya know I heard you were a lady's man, but you don't look like much to me." She said to the body.
"Just take my clothes off and then see if you still think that." He said with a wink.
"Y...YOUR AWAKE?" Faye jumped, it is alarming to have someone whom is potentally dangerous suddenly speak to you when you pressume they are incappable of doing so.
"Guess so, are you that sexy Faye Valentine Ed's told me so much about?"
"Maybe, what's she said?"
"That your a quick to anger sexy women with a full body, D cup chest, and that you wear some kind of thong/suspender deal that looks really uncomfortable." Othelo said with a wink.
"Quick to anger!" She growled
"Well i guess Ed was telling the truth about everything then." Othelo said with a laugh as he watched faye get very red with anger.
"espeially rhw sexy full bodied bit." He added.
"You....YOU....YOU PIG!!!!!" She kicked Othelo Hard in the chin and sent him sprawling backwards.
"And mean, very mean!" He yelled with tears of pain in his eyes.
"SHUT UP! i'm your prisoner for the next two days, and if I say shut up, you do it, or you will suffer, you are my bitch!" She gave him a look that would set flowers to flame.
"The bitch of a bitch." Othelo muttered out of the side of his mouth.
"Silence!" *Slap*
A/N- Well that was fun, R&R as is the fashion, and i'll try for more later, but on a side note, Faye is not really so nasty, she's just pretending because she's trying to scare him so her job will be easier, so no hate mail about that if you please.
Chibi Kitsune- Al own's no part in cowboy beebop, but the othelo character is his so no touchy!
Al- umm...yeah, no touchy...couldn't have said it better myself.
"YOU CAUGHT WHO!?!?" Faye burst out when she returned to the beebop to find spike and jet in the hanger, looking over the bound, gagged, and out cold Othelo.
"SHHHHH, keep it down big mouth, we can't let Ed find out." spike whispered as he clapped a hand to faye's mouth.
Faye pushed the hand away and leaned down to inspect the body, "I'll be damned, it is othelo, how'd you catch him?"
spike related the story back to them, leaveing out the part about othelo cuffing him, and by the end jet was shakeing with silent mirth.
"Just beutiful, you guys almost burn my liveing room to the floor, and then catch a criminal worth so much we could refurnish the ship twelve times over and still have enough to buy a small planet."
"This is awsome!" Faye cheered, "I'll be able to buy my own casino!"
"Whoa whoa, who said your getting any of this money princess? I caught him, and jet's transporting him to a ISSP station, what have you done to diserve any part in our bounty?"
Spike grinned, loveing being a jerk to faye.
"I...uh...I...I started the fire that got you thrown out into the street!" She said weakly.
The boy's just watched her, amused, clearly that wasn't the right answer.
"I uh...i'll watch him untill we get to ISSP, so he dosen't get away."
The boys exchanged a smug look.
"Alright Faye, the next ISSP drop off is two days from here, you'll have to watch him for the whole time, but we're not cruel, you'll have your food brought to you, and you may have two bathroom breaks a day."
"WHAT?" Faye stood, dumbstruck as the boys left the hanger laughing.
"Do you think she can do it?" Jet asked jokeingly.
"Nope."
"Me nither, that's why I locked the door behind me, now no one's getting out of that hanger till I say so."
"Nice."
Ed was confused, everyone was gone.
Spi Spi, Faye Faye, even jet, the only one left was Ein, and he was asleep.
Normally a note would be left by one of them, maybe not saying where they went, just something simple like, "Don't destroy anything, back soon."
Ed logged on to her newly fixed tomato and went to her favortie online RPG, Morrowind 9.5
"Hmmmmm, where is the catdude?" She looked at her buddie list, few were on that she cared to talk to, she wanted to find her friend.
In the game he was called Neko-san for his character was a tiny black cat, but Ed knew his real name, they played lots of games and Ed liked playing with him a whole lot.
Ed sighed, depressed that he was not on, perhaps later. she turned off tomato and left her room, wandering aimlessly down the halls, till she wandered into the liveing room, where she found Jet and Spi spi laughing about something.
"And just think, i'll finally be able to buy some decent parts for the sword fish!"
Ed was confused more so, so rare was Spi Spi happy, whatever made him this way must have been good, so she smiled and walked over to ask why they were so happy, when jet answered the question for her.
"I still can't beleave it, us, catching The Othelo Jones, it seems to easy."
Ed gasped, and the noise alerted Jet and spike to her presense.
"Oh crap..." Spike slaped a hand over his eyes in a "DOH!" expression.
"Um...how much did you hear?" Jet asked calmly.
Ed stood rooted to the floor,
"You...caught...Othelo?" She asked slowly.
"Um...no...we were just kidding." Jet tried lamely.
Ed's hair shadowed her eyes, so spike and jet could not see them.
"Let him go." She said quietly.
"What? Ed you can't be serious, he's a major bounty, and a criminal, we have to put him away, he's wanted for murder of thousands of innocent people!" Jet was pushing his acting skills to the limit, he barely cared about what othelo had done, it was all about the woolongs.
"LET HIM GO!" Ed yelled, angry, tears in her eyes.
Spike and jet were stuned, Ed was angry? Ed was never angry.
"If you are Ed's friends, you will let another friend of Ed's go, now let him go."
Ed stood glareing, the boy's stood, not sure if they should feel bad for the girl.
"I'm sorry Ed, but we can't." Jet said finally, now beginning to wonder if all those woolongs were worth seeing Ed cry.
Ed turned and ran down the hall, leaveing the boys frozen in the moment.
"Spike?"
"Yeah Jet?"
"Am i gonna feel like a rat when we get all that money?"
"A little, but the money will help."
"Hope so, cause this is not the way I planed on feeling when I found out I was rich."
Ed ran all the way back to her room, crying, and when she got there, threw herself on the bed sobbing, she thought her friend would understand, she thought they liked her enough to trust her judgement, but they wouldn't even give her friend a chance.
Suddenly, i thought struck her...
"If Othelo knows who captured him, he'll hate Ed for not trying to save him."
Ed began sobbing a bit more, hateing the fact that she would have to pick between her best friend's freedom, or her other best friend's happiness.
Faye sighed as she sat on the ground, smokeing, watching the dead looking bounty.
"Ya know I heard you were a lady's man, but you don't look like much to me." She said to the body.
"Just take my clothes off and then see if you still think that." He said with a wink.
"Y...YOUR AWAKE?" Faye jumped, it is alarming to have someone whom is potentally dangerous suddenly speak to you when you pressume they are incappable of doing so.
"Guess so, are you that sexy Faye Valentine Ed's told me so much about?"
"Maybe, what's she said?"
"That your a quick to anger sexy women with a full body, D cup chest, and that you wear some kind of thong/suspender deal that looks really uncomfortable." Othelo said with a wink.
"Quick to anger!" She growled
"Well i guess Ed was telling the truth about everything then." Othelo said with a laugh as he watched faye get very red with anger.
"espeially rhw sexy full bodied bit." He added.
"You....YOU....YOU PIG!!!!!" She kicked Othelo Hard in the chin and sent him sprawling backwards.
"And mean, very mean!" He yelled with tears of pain in his eyes.
"SHUT UP! i'm your prisoner for the next two days, and if I say shut up, you do it, or you will suffer, you are my bitch!" She gave him a look that would set flowers to flame.
"The bitch of a bitch." Othelo muttered out of the side of his mouth.
"Silence!" *Slap*
A/N- Well that was fun, R&R as is the fashion, and i'll try for more later, but on a side note, Faye is not really so nasty, she's just pretending because she's trying to scare him so her job will be easier, so no hate mail about that if you please.