Due To Popular Demand, The Songs about Chuck are BACK!
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Its evening time, and some of the X-men and New Recruits are sitting around drinking hot cocoa. Prof. X and Logan are absent as they are in Florida.
Remembering the fun time they had that morning, Kurt starts humming himself the tune of Prince Ali. The others hear him and grab a karaoke machine and begin to sing.
Ororo is up first.

Hey, Chuck, don't make it bad
Take a sad name and make it better
Remember to kick Logan's butt,
Then you can make the name better

Hey, Chuck, don't be afraid
You were made to make the name better
The minute you let him under your skin
Then you begin not make it better.

Amara stands up and begins to sing,

Chuckyrella, Chuckyrella
All he hears is Chuckyrella, from the moment he gets up
till shades of night are falling
There isn't any letup, He hears him calling, calling
"I'll go up and do the attic and go down and do the cellar, you can do them
both together
Chuckyrella.

Evan takes the mike and Bobby comes over and takes the second mike

Bobby: Who does he think he is? That beast has tangled with the wrong man! No one says "no" to Chucky!
Evan: Heh heh. Darn right.
Bobby: Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than he can bear.
Evan:More beer?
Bobby: What for? Nothing helps. He's disgraced.
Evan: Who, you? Never! Chucky, has got to pull himself together!

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Chucky
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Chucky
Even when taking your lumps!
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Chucky
No one's quick as Chucky
No one's head's as incredibly thick as Logan
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Scott, Kurt or Bobby
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

Everyone laughs and Hank McCoy steps up to sing his song.

Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two
Gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chuck 'N Logan's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chuck 'N Logan
When there's danger
No, No, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Rogue takes the mike from Mr. McCoy.

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Chuckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a Chuck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history

ChuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there making
ChuckTales (oooh ooooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
LuckTales (oooh ooooh)

Rogue gives a little grin, and Sam and Ray come up to sing.

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
P-R-O-F C-H-U-C-K-Y!
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
P-R-O-F C-H-U-C-K-Y!

Prof Chuck!

Prof Chuck!

Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
P-R-O-F C-H-U-C-K-Y!

They take a bow, and much to their dismay, Logan and enter. Professor X is wearing a Mickey Mouse Hat and Logan is wearing a Chip N' Dale t-shirt. The crowd scatters and Logan holds up a book that is titled Nibbled to Death By Chuck's
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