"If I strapped two honey-baked hams to my feet and launched myself willy-
nilly down a mountain, I reakonI'd have better control over my speed and
direction than what's offered in this game"
- Crispin Boyer, EGM reviewer.
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Every heard of "pinball physics"? It's where something flys about everywhere and there's no way to control them, just react and hope for the best.
Well, that's what my life is. I'm both the silver ball and the player, flying everywhere and reacting as the best I can.
In a lot of pinball games there are little rewards for those with skill, in my case Cheercaptain, cute guys and putting the screws to Kim "perfect" Possible.
And in every pinball game there's the "hole", a place where missed balls go into (and don't read too much into that, pervs.)
While it may seem like I get "rewards" but in reality I find myself screaming towards the hole.
It's kind of scary, when you feel like a silver ball on the pinball table of life and the flipper control's are broke.
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Bonnie did her morning streaches and got dressed quickly, today she's going to introduce a new cheer idea and she had poured heart and soul into it.
Downstairs she found her mother had left for work already, Bonnie shrugged it off and went to the kitchen to grab a quick breakfast.
Afterwards she prepared to go to school and cheer practice, with backpack shrug over her sholder she walked to school.
^***************
It was a hot day, kind of usual for spring but no one really took knowdist, in Middleton a lot of stranger things happen, a little extra heat wasn't going to top the list.
Bonnie knew this was going to be a pain in the bum so she is going to have to kind of rush practice today, she changed into her cheerleader uniform quickly and headed out to find something a little supprising.
Kim Possible and her sidekick where luging around these water jugs around so the others wouldn't dehydrate. Bonnie was practally kicking herself for not thinking of that but she didn't let it get to her.
'Just don't push everyone' Bonnie thought, 'it is too hot to push everyone to their limits.'
By the practice end everyone was very tired and sweaty, Bonnie might have pushed them a little too hard but that's the price they had to pay to make it to number one.
'I'll show Kim I can last longer then two weeks' she thought as she went into the locker room to change, 'I'll show everyone I can make something of myself.'
"Damn Bonnie" a female voice cut through Bonnie's thoughts, "forcing us to work this hard in this heat, is she insane?"
Bonnie hide behind a few lockers and listen to the other cheerleaders for a moment, from what she heard they all were getting sick of her.
Bonnie slid out of the locker room without letting anyone know she was there. Bonnie some how manage to keep herself from crying or acting out.
Rushing through the day and making her way home she let her head spin when her head finally landed on her pillow, she screamed into it and cried hard.
'Why?' She thought, 'why must life be so damn hard for me?'
Time passed slightly and she found herself in the kitchen, her mother had called and was going to spend a weekend on a business trip. She could be shacking up with a guy for all Bonnie cared, like it relly mattered anyway.
By ten O'clock Bonnie was drained, emotionally and physically, to the point where going upstairs was a chore. But somehow she manage to keep moving, espaully when the phone rang, and the ID said it was her boyfriend.
"Jake?" Bonnie answered the phone, she manage sound perky and like the cold-hearted and caluating bitch she pretended to be.
"Uh, Bonnie. It's about friday night, it seems I can't quite make it as something.... Has come up, I'm truely sorry."
The phone went sailing into the wall, when ever "something" comes up that means she was being dumpped. Ten to one it was for Kim Possible, Mrs. Perfect!
Bonnie cried, she was having quite a mental breakdown, one where objects were being broken and used to, in a way, hurt herself.
It wasn't until she regained some control to find she was laying on something leatherly and tied up.
'Great, being kidnapped is the perfect ending to my perfect day' Bonnie thought as she rest her head on whatever she was on, 'maybe they'll be merciful and kill me.'
*~`********************
Shego wasn't expecting to put up a fight with a nutcase when she went to grab one of Kim Possible's friends for Drakken's latest "plan", of course you really don't expect to walk into a warzone of a house and take down a raving loony with a tranc dart like she did ether.
She drove the stolen car down darken allyways and small backroads to the layer, it was almost a shame she was going to put such a nice car out in a field but that's basically the kidnapping business.
Looking into the mirror she saw her victim was sleeping quite nicely.
- Crispin Boyer, EGM reviewer.
_*_________________
Every heard of "pinball physics"? It's where something flys about everywhere and there's no way to control them, just react and hope for the best.
Well, that's what my life is. I'm both the silver ball and the player, flying everywhere and reacting as the best I can.
In a lot of pinball games there are little rewards for those with skill, in my case Cheercaptain, cute guys and putting the screws to Kim "perfect" Possible.
And in every pinball game there's the "hole", a place where missed balls go into (and don't read too much into that, pervs.)
While it may seem like I get "rewards" but in reality I find myself screaming towards the hole.
It's kind of scary, when you feel like a silver ball on the pinball table of life and the flipper control's are broke.
********************
Bonnie did her morning streaches and got dressed quickly, today she's going to introduce a new cheer idea and she had poured heart and soul into it.
Downstairs she found her mother had left for work already, Bonnie shrugged it off and went to the kitchen to grab a quick breakfast.
Afterwards she prepared to go to school and cheer practice, with backpack shrug over her sholder she walked to school.
^***************
It was a hot day, kind of usual for spring but no one really took knowdist, in Middleton a lot of stranger things happen, a little extra heat wasn't going to top the list.
Bonnie knew this was going to be a pain in the bum so she is going to have to kind of rush practice today, she changed into her cheerleader uniform quickly and headed out to find something a little supprising.
Kim Possible and her sidekick where luging around these water jugs around so the others wouldn't dehydrate. Bonnie was practally kicking herself for not thinking of that but she didn't let it get to her.
'Just don't push everyone' Bonnie thought, 'it is too hot to push everyone to their limits.'
By the practice end everyone was very tired and sweaty, Bonnie might have pushed them a little too hard but that's the price they had to pay to make it to number one.
'I'll show Kim I can last longer then two weeks' she thought as she went into the locker room to change, 'I'll show everyone I can make something of myself.'
"Damn Bonnie" a female voice cut through Bonnie's thoughts, "forcing us to work this hard in this heat, is she insane?"
Bonnie hide behind a few lockers and listen to the other cheerleaders for a moment, from what she heard they all were getting sick of her.
Bonnie slid out of the locker room without letting anyone know she was there. Bonnie some how manage to keep herself from crying or acting out.
Rushing through the day and making her way home she let her head spin when her head finally landed on her pillow, she screamed into it and cried hard.
'Why?' She thought, 'why must life be so damn hard for me?'
Time passed slightly and she found herself in the kitchen, her mother had called and was going to spend a weekend on a business trip. She could be shacking up with a guy for all Bonnie cared, like it relly mattered anyway.
By ten O'clock Bonnie was drained, emotionally and physically, to the point where going upstairs was a chore. But somehow she manage to keep moving, espaully when the phone rang, and the ID said it was her boyfriend.
"Jake?" Bonnie answered the phone, she manage sound perky and like the cold-hearted and caluating bitch she pretended to be.
"Uh, Bonnie. It's about friday night, it seems I can't quite make it as something.... Has come up, I'm truely sorry."
The phone went sailing into the wall, when ever "something" comes up that means she was being dumpped. Ten to one it was for Kim Possible, Mrs. Perfect!
Bonnie cried, she was having quite a mental breakdown, one where objects were being broken and used to, in a way, hurt herself.
It wasn't until she regained some control to find she was laying on something leatherly and tied up.
'Great, being kidnapped is the perfect ending to my perfect day' Bonnie thought as she rest her head on whatever she was on, 'maybe they'll be merciful and kill me.'
*~`********************
Shego wasn't expecting to put up a fight with a nutcase when she went to grab one of Kim Possible's friends for Drakken's latest "plan", of course you really don't expect to walk into a warzone of a house and take down a raving loony with a tranc dart like she did ether.
She drove the stolen car down darken allyways and small backroads to the layer, it was almost a shame she was going to put such a nice car out in a field but that's basically the kidnapping business.
Looking into the mirror she saw her victim was sleeping quite nicely.