DG: This chapter's VERY weird. I sort of got some ideas from that Yu Yu Hakusho episode where everyone's off to rescue the ice apparition Yukina, and Kuwabara's fallen in love with her.
Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh!, there would be twenty more Millennium Items, all of which would belong to me. Do you see a Millennium Flamethrower anywhere? What about the Dagger? No, I thought not.
Malik: As a quick summary… no, she doesn't own it. Good, because that means she doesn't own Ryou and me.
Ryou: *shudders* That would be a nightmare, being owned by someone as crazy as DG. She owns herself, by the way.
Key:
"Normal speech"
'Thoughts'/Ryou to Bakura/
//Bakura to Ryou//
\Yugi to Yami\
\\Yami to Yugi\\
Seto to the Rescue! Chapter 2
The Compass of Love
Walking back into her realm, DG found Malik untied and surrounded by heaps of coconuts. She frowned. "You're smarter than I thought, freeing yourself… but didn't you expect punishment? And is my aim REALLY that bad? I expected at least one of those to hit you."
Malik glared at DG, rubbing a bump on the side of his head. "One did."
DG snapped her fingers, and the coconuts disappeared, to be replaced by multi-colored rabbits that ran off in all directions. Malik stared at them, and DG grinned. "Authoress powers. C'mon, let's go to the TV room." Grabbing his wrist, she dragged Malik to another part of her realm. He reluctantly followed, knowing well that she could make the computer turn into a TV when she wanted.
Malik got a surprise when they entered the TV room and the big-screen plasma TV already showed Seto, wandering around as he ate his lunch. A small map in the corner showed his progress and where Isis was located, but most annoying of all was the fact that there was a tape in the VCR and it was recording. He glared accusingly at DG. "You planned this, didn't you?"
She regarded him innocently. "So what if I did? It'll make for nice blackmail later."
"Riight…" Malik glanced at the map. "You didn't tell him which way to go, did you?"
Little hearts and a pink background appeared around DG. "No, but his heart will tell him which way to go! His love for Isis will lead him to her, like a compass!"
Malik snickered. "Then please tell me why he's going in the completely wrong direction?"
DG glanced at the map, then did a double take. "Holy… you're right!" Grabbing the Millennium Rod, she yelled, "Seto, you idiot, turn around! You're going in the wrong direction!"
Seto glanced up, then turned completely around. "NOW you tell me," he grumbled. "All that walking for nothing? And since when have you had the Millennium Rod?"
Malik caught hold of the Rod just long enough to yell, "Since she stole it from me!" before DG yanked it back. "Actually, you're only about a hundred yards from where I left you," she told him, then paused. "Don't get lost!" With that, she broke the mental connection.
Seto stood still for a few moments, then, shaking his head, he mumbled, "How does she know all this stuff? And if she knows where Isis is, why doesn't she rescue her herself? And I thought she said Malik was 'restrained from helping'?" He shrugged and started walking again, this time in the right direction.
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DG turned to Malik. "You wanna see how Isis is doing?"
He shrugged. "As long as she's not being hurt."
"She isn't," DG assured him, pulling the Magic Authoress Remote out of thin air and changing the channel. The screen switched to total darkness before a scream rent through the air.
DG blinked as a vampire appeared on screen. "Oops, wrong channel. Must be Domino Theater and that new horror flick." Malik glared at the authoress, and she grinned. "Now, what IS Isis up to?"
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Isis stared curiously at her kidnappers. She was tied to a chair, and asked the closest man, "Just what exactly is going on?
He shrugged. "I don't know. The girl who hired us just asked us to kidnap you and muttered something about love and a rescue. She also told us to give you anything you want, short of freeing you or helping others free you."
Isis considered this for a moment, then asked, "So, if I asked you for Duel Monsters booster packs from the Turtle Game Shop, you would get them for me?"
"Sure," he answered, heading for the door. He paused for a moment. "Um, just one question."
"What?" Isis asked.
"Just where exactly IS the Turtle Game Shop?"
Nearly everyone in the room fell over. Isis would've, but it was the tiniest bit hard, considering she was tied to a chair. "Just look it up in the Yellow Pages or something!"
"Okay," her kidnapper answered, leaving. Isis called after him, "I'd also like a glass of lemonade, with ice and a straw, and a new watch, too, please! And could you untie me? These ropes are cutting off circulation, you know!"
As another man bent to the task, he muttered, "This better be worth it. We don't usually work for little teenagers who know nothing about breaking the law."
DG's voice appeared in his head. "I heard that! And I know plenty about breaking the law! I do it all the time!"
The man rolled his eyes. "Whatever. As long as I get my payment!"
The authoress' voice was sticky-sweet. "Only if you're very, very good."
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DG leaned back on the sofa that had mysteriously appeared in front of the TV. "Stage 1.5 complete."
Malik raised an eyebrow. "1.5?"
"I didn't expect Seto to get lost."
"Oh." Malik sat down too. "So stage two is when he rescues my sister?"
"No…"
"Then what is it?"
DG smiled. "You'll see."
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