Chapter four and the appearance of one of my friends! This part's mostly about what's happening to Seto, since that's where most of the fun part takes place.
Ryou: DG doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! and Hikage Kitsune owns herself. DG owns herself too.
Malik: Hey! I do the disclaimer!
Key:
"Normal speech"
'Thoughts'/Ryou to Bakura/
//Bakura to Ryou//
\Yugi to Yami\
\\Yami to Yugi\\
Seto to the Rescue! Chapter 4
Crazy Authoress Friends
(*HK grins evilly and does peace sign*)
Unaware of the crazy events taking place in The Demented Realm of the Insane Authoress DG (™ and copyright ME, crazydominodragongirl, 2003. All rights reserved, patent pending), Seto was heading in the general direction of Isis.
And when I say general, I mean general. If he kept going that way, he would end up a couple hundred miles from her, give or take a few yards. Luckily, help was about to come to our lost (and doubtful) hero.
For the past few minutes, Seto had the uneasy feeling of being stalked. Not stalked by just any person, but a deranged one. Possibly as crazy as DG, if such a thing was possible.
There it was again. Seto turned quickly around, but there was no one there.
He reached an intersection, still wary. Seto looked around, but there didn't seem to be anyone dangerous around.
Reaching the other side of the street, the feeling that he was being watched increased. It was really creeping him out now, and the hairs on the back of his neck were standing on end. He glanced around, ever cautious… still no one. Yet someone was there, following him, but where? Where was-
*Poke, poke*
Seto turned around as someone poked him on the shoulder. It was a girl about DG's age (I'm thirteen BTW), with long, black hair tied back into a ponytail. She had brown eyes and a huge sugar-high grin plastered on her face.
When he saw her, she began to jump up and down and wave crazily, and her grin grew even wider. "Hiiiii!!!"
Seto sweatdropped. "Who are you?" So this was his stalker. She was almost as crazy as he had expected.
"I'm Hikage Kitsune, but you can call me HK!" she cried, still bouncing. "It's nice to meet you, Seto-kun!"
More sweatdrops and a tick mark appeared on Seto's face. 'She's crazy!' "You're one of that crazy authoress' friends, aren't you?"
"Yup!" HK finally stopped her annoying bouncing. "DG told me to help you in your quest to find your kidnapped love!" Her eyes became little pink hearts. "That's SOOO sweet!"
If people's THOUGHTS could kill… 'That little idiot! I'll kill her! She forced me to rescue Isis, and now she's siccing her crazy blabbering friends on me!'
Of course, HK was unaware of what Seto was thinking. Walking behind him, she started pushing him along the sidewalk. "C'mon! We've gotta rescue Isis!"
"HK! You're going the wrong way!" DG yelled in her friend's head.
"No I'm not! I know where she is, thank you!"
"No you don't!" The Eye of Horus appeared on HK's head, and she mechanically turned around and started pushing Seto the right way.
"The Millennium Rod is so useful," she commented, still under DG's control. Seto shuddered.
"All right, all right!" Seto snapped. "I know which way to go!"
DG broke her hold on HK. "No you don't," HK protested. "Be nice! I think YOU know about DG's falling and floating coconuts."
Seto started to complain, but HK silenced him. "Point him in the right direction," DG instructed. "A bit left, no, right more, one degree west… perfect!"
"All right!" HK chirped, pushing Seto in the right direction. "Keep going this way!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ten miles later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seto stared at HK. "How much further?"
"I don't know," she replied, still hyper.
'How can she still be sugar-high?' Seto wondered. 'It's been two hours!' It was then that he noticed HK pull a chocolate bar out of thin air. She saw him staring at her and grinned.
"DG's letting me have candy from her secret stash," she said happily. "And this is where I leave you!"
'What is this?' Seto wondered. 'Some sort of anime rescue adventure?' He didn't get to ask, since HK was already opening the portal into DG's realm.
"Keep going straight ahead," she said. "Good luck!" With that, she was gone.
Seto sighed and turned around, then blinked. He was right in front of a highway.
"Oh well," he muttered. "Just have to cross it…" He started running across, not noticing the speeding truck closing the distance between them.
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DG: Mwahahahahaha! Cliffhanger!
Seto: Why me? WHY????
DG: ^_^ 'Cuz I have no one else to bash! Review! No flames! Don't you want to see what happens next?