Disclaimer: I don't own DDR or YGO or HK or anything.  I own nothing except for Cocriboh and myself.  And you can have Cocriboh if you want.

Seto to the Rescue! Chapter Six

Say Hello to Cocriboh

HK bounced into the TV room of DG's realm.  Looking up, Malik and Bakura grinned, holding up scorecards with "ten" on them.  The yami had emerged just in time to see the high and mighty Seto Kaiba get creamed by coconuts.

"That's for your coconut-surfing!" Bakura snickered.

Malik laughed. "AND for doing that to Kaiba!"

HK did a victory dance. "Thank you, thank you!"

DG glanced at her friend. "Stop it.  You're not good at anything but DDR.  Why didn't you ring the doorbell?"

HK shrugged. "It wasn't working for some reason."

"Hmm… maybe it needs REPAIRING…"

Ryou was clearly puzzled. "But you don't know how to fix it."

DG glared into empty space. "Exactly." A little "eep!" echoed through the room, which sounded oddly like her errant doorbell.  DG grinned. "It ought to be working now.  Anyone want to test it?"

Her question went unanswered as, on screen, Seto ran into an unexpected person.  Literally.
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Seto obviously hadn't been paying attention to where he was going, as he bumped into a familiar-looking multi-colored spiky haired person.  A very SHORT person.

Yugi Muto turned around, a smile bright on his face. "Hi Kaiba!  What are you doing here?  I thought you'd be working!"

"Not now," Seto grumbled. "DG gave me something else to do."

Yugi cocked his head, slightly puzzled. "Yami wants to duel you right now.  He hasn't had a good duel all day.  You WILL duel him, won't you?  It IS his birthday."

Seto was about to answer "YES!", but a high-pitched voice interrupted him. "He can't!  He's on a rescue mission!"

Yugi glanced around, but there was no one else in sight.  Yami separated from Yugi, also looking around. "Where did that voice come from?"

"Up here!" the voice chirped.  Everyone looked up and sweatdropped as what looked like a coconut fell from the sky and lodged in Yugi's hair.  On closer inspection, it WAS almost exactly like a coconut, except for Kuriboh-like eyes and feet. "My name's Cocriboh!  I'm DG's own personal made-up Duel Monster, and I'll be your guide in your quest to rescue Isis!"

Yami looked slightly worried. "Isis has been kidnapped?  We must hurry and rescue her!"

Cocriboh hopped off Yugi's head and faced Yami. "I'm sorry.  You're not allowed to help.  Seto must do this alone."

Strangely enough, Seto was reminded of one of Mokuba's video games.  A little image popped into his head of one of the game heroes saying, "I'm sorry.  Thank you for your offer of help, but this is my mission, and I must complete it alone."  Obviously, DG had the same game.

Yami, however, wasn't about to be left out of the fun.  He pulled a card out of his deck, showing it to the coconut Duel Monster. "If you let my aibou and me tag along, I'll let you have a date with my Kuriboh!"

Little stars appeared around the (now obviously female) Cocriboh's head. "REALLY?  WOW!  Sure, of course you can come along!  Anything for a date with dear sweet Kuriboh!"

DG's voice popped into all their heads. "Cocriboh!  You were supposed to say no!  I already promised you a date with MY Kuriboh!  And if you listen to Yugi, I'll let the Wretched Ghost of the Attic come after you!"

Cocriboh yelped. "No!  I'll do ANYTHING if you don't let that Wretched Ghost loose!" She turned to Seto, and, using one of her little paws, she grabbed him and floated away as fast as she could. "C'mon!  Gotta rescue Isis!  No time to waste!  Hurry hurry hurry!"

Yugi and Yami were left sweatdropping on the sidewalk. "Well," Yugi said slowly, "that was… strange…"

"I agree," Yami said, also puzzled. "I suppose we could ask DG…"

Yugi shrugged. "Sure, why not?"

And so Yugi Muto and Yami Yugi joined the party.
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Malik stared at DG. "You can't even control Duel Monsters you make up?"

She grinned. "Well, yes, actually.  I just like them to have personalities."

The Egyptian rolled his eyes. "Personalities… right."

HK glanced around, then said in a stage-whisper, "She can't control Duel Monsters at all!"

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't!"

"Let's duel and I'll show you!"

"Fine, but we'll use your deck!"

"HA!  You finally admit that your deck SUCKS!"

"No it doesn't!"

"Yes it does!"

Yugi rolled his eyes. "This'll take a while."