Ridiculously Romantic

"Every time I try to fly, I fall without my wings, I feel so small, I guess I need you baby!" Mammoth was singing rather horribly to Britney Spears' "Everytime" song. "And every time I see you in my dreams, I see your face, it's haunting me, I guess I need you baby!"

Starfire smiled and giggled nervously. "He's a little scratchy, but it's the thought that counts, am I wrong?" She asked Robin's scowling face.

"Starfire my love, I think you are the one for me! No, I don't think, 'you' are the one for me!" Mammoth called up to her, holding one hand to his chest and one hand up to her, holding a rose.

"You and I are like a rose, a simple yet beautiful rose. We belong together."

"Yeah, she must be the rose and you must be the thorns." Robin muttered darkly.

"Um, Mammoth that is very sweet of you no?" She laughed.

"Starfire, will you be my girlfriend?"

Robin's jaw dropped. "Hey now!" He started, but Star cut him off. "Mammoth that is very sweet of you, but I don't need a boyfriend right now."

"Yeah, maybe tomorrow?" He called.

She giggled again. "Perhaps!"

"I will wait for you Starfire! When you are ready, I will know, and I will come for you!" Mammoth said before he ran off, throwing the rose up to her with all his might. She caught it and set it down on her drawer.

"Well, that was interesting." She told Robin.

"Starfire, I guess I'll let you sleep. I'll be in the next room, just holler if something isn't right okay?"

"Sure!"

"Okay, goodnight Star." Robin was almost out the door when Starfire kissed his cheek. "Thank you Robin."

Robin shut the door, holding his cheek, all swirly-eyed.

"Hey!" Beast boy drawled as he saw the whole incident. "That's some kinky shit happening right there!" He laughed.

Robin blushed and hit him across the head playfully. "Go to sleep maniac!"

"I can't, I just have to get Cinderblock Bash out of my room, so Raven and I can play."

"Oh really?" Robin leaned in close to him. "You know what? I think you fancy Raven."

Beast boy's green face turned bright red. "No, no I don't! I just think of her as a friend!"

"Uh huh! Sure!"

"Okay, so what's going on with you and Starfire. You seemed quite taken with that 'Oh Starfire, I'll be in the next room, yadi dadi shit.'" He laughed prancing around like a pansy.

"Don't do that." Robin chuckled.

"What this? 'Oh Starfire, I love you, kiss me again!'"

"Beast boy you over grown booger, go back to your lover, she's waiting for you!" Robin laughed running to his room before Beast boy could throw in another insult.

"Lover? What's he playing at?" Beast Boy mumbled. "I think I should put honey in his underpants, maybe his tighty whity's will really stick to him."

"I wear boxers for your information." Robin said, leaning on his door. "Night Fungi!"

"UGH!" Beast boy growled before leaving his room and back to Raven.

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"What did he mean, she is our whole world?" Robin strained his mind for answers, early the next morning. "She is my world, not his. He didn't even know her."

Trying to think back at what Slade's face looked like when the mask was punched off, Robin shut his eyes tight. 'C'mon, think!'

No use. "God! Why can't I remember?" Searching through pictures and papers of old villains attacking the town in which he lived, nothing came up about Slade's facial looks.

"Who is Slade? Who is Slade?" Robin asked himself over and over again just a little bit louder every time. "Who the hell is Slade?!"

A small knock came at the door. Robin had his fists slammed down on his table, bending over, breathing hard.

Another knock came, followed by two more. "R-robin?" Came the Tamaranean's voice. "Robin, are you in there?"

No answer, but Robin listened intently to every word she said.

"Perhaps you are ignoring me. If you are in there, I would like to discuss the apologies that I am to make with you. I am sorry for the interruption in my room; I should have waited to hear what you had to say, that I should've.

I am also sorry for causing you so much mayhem over the past few days, if there is anything I can do to make it up to you, please tell me! I know that you said that friends are always there to save each other and pay back is not acceptable in this matter, but I feel that it is.

And lastly, Robin, I am sorry for thinking you would not show. How could I have thought such terrible things, perhaps I may not have enough faith in you, especially now that Slade is back and on the run. But since you did save me, and kept Slade for last, I am thankful. Trust and faith is what I need to gain more in you, and for that, I am sorry."

Robin heard as Starfire walked away, her barely audible footsteps were fading and he felt horrible for leaving her there.

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"Cyborg, you home yet?" Beast boy's scratchy voice asked as he opened Cy's door. "Nope, guess I'll go to Starfire."

"Starfire, you there?" Searching her room, she was no where to be found. Next was Robin, and that door didn't look so friendly. "Robin?"

The door slid halfway open and Robin's face was barely visible. "What?"

"I was wondering if you wanted to go to the fair with me? There's a new place called 'Magic Mirror of Doom' and it sounds cool, so you want to come?"

"No." Robin sounded a bit grouchy. "Thanks, but I have to work."

Scratching his head, Beast boy smiled. "Alright, then I guess I'll go alon- "

Robin shut the door on him with out word. Blowing raspberries at the evil demented door, Beast boy took off on his own towards town.

The fair was in town this week and everyone had set up souvenir stands for show. "Watermelons, get your nice juicy watermelons!" One man yelled, holding up a plump watermelon.

Eyeing every stand and getting as much food as possible, he finally made his way to Magic Mirror of Doom. "Whoa." He mumbled, dropping all of his food.

"This place looks suhweet" Ignoring the fact that he was stepping in his ice cream and popcorn, he walked over to the entrance.

The large hut was covered in hanging bats and witch's hats. Walking inside, he came face to face with a hanging skeleton. "Ah!" He screamed. Beast boy sweat dropped when his mind finally came to realize that it was just playing games with him.

"Stupid skeleton." He chuckled, pushing it away from him. "Ohwi?" He jumped as the swinging skeleton slammed back into him. "Get off!" He grumbled, trying to get free of the skeleton as it started wrapping around him.

"Need help there?" Came a girl's mysterious voice. Beast boy looked up, finding nothing but himself in a thousand different places.

"Who's there?"

"Just me." She giggled. Beast boy walked further and further into the hut, his reflections in the mirror making him look funny looking. There was a fat beast boy; a short plump one, a tall bigheaded B.B and a Chibi big eyed green dude.

"Who is me?"

"Hi."

"Cut it out and tell me who you are!" He said with irritation in his voice.

"Jinx." A tall skinny girl with high purple pink tails and a sweet look upon her face came into reflection beside Beast boy. He stared into the mirror at her.

"Where are you, there are hundreds of you."

"Beside you goof."

"Eh?" Beast boy turned to his side and was face to face with the girl in the mirror. "Hi!" She chirped.

"Jinx?" He backed away slowly. "What are you doing here?"

"Having fun. Gizmo said he didn't want to waste his time on a useless construction like this and Mammoth, well I haven't seen him in a few days."

"Yeah same here. The Titans are all doing something, they have no time for fun." He hung his head.

"Want to have fun with me?" She asked sweetly. Beast boy eyed her suspiciously. "How do I know you won't blast me with those creepy laser things?"

"I won't, I promise." She smiled. Returning the smile, he nodded. "Okay then, C'MON!" She laughed grabbing his hand and running through the Mirror room, admiring their appearances.

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"No emotional contact, solitude, serenity in waves, loneliness." Raven muttered to herself as she sat cross-legged up in the air on the beach. Repeating herself over again, she seemed to find the right aura around her to meditate.

It was just too loud in the Titan Tower. Beast boy was cooking his tofu breakfast, might I (*the author*) add that it smelled like burning carcasses and to make matters worse? He was singing in Italian.

Cyborg wasn't in, but the thought creeped her out when mind came resting on the two lover birds nestled in bed. Raven shuddered. "No emotional contact, solitude, serenity in waves, loneliness."

Starfire had seemed down since her little mishap with Robin, and Raven couldn't seem to get through to her. Once Star had left the building to regain posture, Raven thought it be a good idea.

And so in conclusion, Raven traveled to the most exotic and isolated part of the beach, Mermaid's Coral Cove.

"Breathe in, breathe out." The mysterious beauty had her hood down which caused her gem glow a slight purple from the noon sun. "Focus on not what you can see, but in your sense of aura around you. Clear your mind of any corrupt stimulation and focus on what your heart must not feel."

Raven had been letting her emotions slide out, which was a terribly bad entity since she had the darkest power of all if things were to loose control. "I need to control my emotions." She muttered, closing her eyes gently.

Waves crashed over rocks, sending droplets on her emotionless face. Trying not to take notice of the water now thrashing mercifully against the rocks and caves, she just listened to the sounds of nature's vile temper.

"Raven?" A handsome boy called from the ocean. She didn't reply, so he asked again. "Raven from the Teen Titans?"

Carefully, she opened one eye. "Aqualad?"

"Raven, oh thank triton it's you. I had feared you to be someone else, but thankfully I did call, or else I would have passed by a great wonder."

Desperately trying to hold back her emotions, and not let the beautiful guy in front of her see her heart shaped eyes, she blushed. "Thank you. Aqualad is there something wrong? You never come up here to palaver with the land beings."

"I know and this may seem very idiotic of me, but I came up here to see how you and your fellow team mates were doing."

"Oh they are doing fine I guess, and I am, well, I am doing admirable." Raven blinked away her embarrassing love eyes. "And how about you, I haven't, we haven't heard from you in an extended time."

"Oh I am doing magnificent. Now that is." Aqualad blushed, causing Raven to smile in secret. "Hey would you mind having a burger with me? I hear they are all the rage up here."

Raven scrunched up her nose. "How about some tea? I know this great café that we can attend, that is if you would like?"

Aqualad smiled brightly. "Sure, what is the place called?"

"Depressa La Café."

"Sounds intriguing."

"It is quite," Raven sighed longingly at him. "Spectacular." She shut her eyes and in mind reminded herself. "You need to control your emotions."

"Shall we go then?" The merman asked charmingly as he held out his arm. She took it with out hesitation. "That we shall."

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Starfire walked down a murky alleyway, kicking pebbles farther down from their original spots in the earth. "Stop moping Star, he's back to it." "I know, I just wish there was something I could do." "Well there isn't, so get over yourself."

Starfire argued with herself over the whole 'Robin' mishap that she had earlier with him, if he was even in there that is. Time was passing by quickly and was making the moonrise faster than she had ever realized it before.

"I have to get out of here" She warned herself. "If Devion comes back or one of Slade's metal brained robots, I am in trouble, that I am."

Bright purple eyes lit up in the shadows that waited near the trash can. Gasping out of fear, Star jumped away, eye's glowing emerald. "Wh-who's there?" She quivered.

"Starfire." The purple eyes had an invisible mouth, and it was calling to her in a scratchy cry for help. "Starfire, please help me!" the voice screamed like a banshee.

Starfire screamed and started throwing her green firebolts at the mysterious voice out of fear. "Starfire, no!" The mystery person flew weakly out of the shadows and fell to the ground.

Out of complete shock, Starfire gasped, "Oh my gosh!" She ran quickly to the person on the ground. She kneeled next to her and put her head in her lap. "Blackfire! What are you doing here, how did you escape the chains of prison?"

"Don't worry about it. I had to leave sister, I had to. They were starving us, all of us." Blackfire put on a very convincing dramatic role for her worrying sister; inside she was grinning evilly. "I'm sorry for what I did to you a while ago, can you forgive me?"

Starfire bit her lip in hesitation. Is she for real? Or is she plotting something evil? Past is past, and whatever she may have done, Starfire loved her sister, and would sacrifice anything for her. "Yes Komand'r, I forgive you."

"Thank you little sister, I am truly honored to have you back as a sister again. I needed to know that you trust and forgive me again, so I guess I'll be on my way." Blackfire started to get up weakly.

"You are not sure you want to follow to Titan Tower with I, so I may watch over you as you recover?" Starfire asked solemnly.

"Very sweet of you sister, thank you." Blackfire got up and held on to Starfire's shoulder as she and her flew back home. "You must sleep in the guest bed like you did last time you were here."

Blackfire nodded and felt her feet touch the Titan's rooftop. "Shall I assist you to your room?"

"No thank you Starfire, I will be able to go on by myself. Will you be a dear and buy me some soup?"

"But sister, we have already soup-"

"But," She raised her voice, then quickly softened. "I would like a new kind. It is called, uh, tomato soup."

"To-ma-to soup?" Starfire asked raising an eyebrow. "Alright then, I will be back shortly. Just go to sleep sister, you need your strength to get back home."

"Yes sister." As Star flew off, Blackfire cringed at the thought of tasting Tomato soup. She heard Robin's call come from inside. "Titans? Where are you all?"

Robin walked around the tower, not finding one person. "Titans? Where are you all?"

"Good evening Robin." Came Blackfire's seductive voice. Robin turned swiftly around. "Blackfire?" he whispered in shock.

"Now that's no way to greet someone Robin. Come here and give me a hug." She started towards him.

Holding up his hands he disagreed. "Uh, Blackfire, maybe this isn't the time. Does Starfire know you are here?"

"Sure, she's the one who let me in." She still made her way towards him.

"How about a handshake." He held out his hand for her. Looking at it for a second, she took it. "A handshake from you, and a hug and kiss from me." She took his hand and wrapped it around her, accessing the hug to deepen and the kiss on the cheek to get a little less then innocent.

She tried to make her lips connect with his but he pushed her off of him. "Blackfire no, I can't do this."

"Why not Robin, you liked me before." She mumbled against his lips. Robin pushed her off again. "I mean it Blackfire, you need to get off."

The door to the Tower creaked open and Starfire walked in, staring at the can of soup in her hand. "Okay Blackfire, I've got your-"

Blackfire took the opportunity to smash her lips against Robin's at the time Starfire was looking down. So when Star did look up, she saw what was in front of her.

"Oh?" Starfire blushed. She stood tall, but she felt low. "I'm sorry for disturbing you." She walked past them, not daring to look Robin in the eye. A hard stone of guilt hit him in the chest as Robin watched Starfire slowly drop the can of soup as she ran to her room.

"Oops." Blackfire grinned. "Maybe I should go for now."

Robin glared. "Maybe you should."

Blackfire waved to him good bye and flew out the door. "For good." He mumbled. Picking up the soup, he set it down angrily on the counter. "What great timing Starfire."

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"It's been fun hanging out with you Beast boy." Jinx told him as they walked away from the now closing fair. "We should hang out more often."

"Yeah I would if you weren't a bad person." He joked. She laughed with him at her own self.

"You are very funny!" She laughed again, this time a little to overly climactic. Beast boy looked at her strangely. 'It wasn't that funny?' he thought.

"Hehe." He forced a chuckle. Walking her where she wanted to be walked to, Beast boy noticed two people walking out of a small black café.

"Must be a new couple, look they are walking an inch away from each other, but aren't holding hands." Jinx commented.

"Yeah, new couples suck, I mean they are too shy around each other." Beast boy noticed the two walking their way. "You know what I think, I think that new couples," Beast boy jerked his head towards them, finally realizing that the couple were Aqualad and Raven. "Should not be those two!"

"Aqualad!?" Beast boy growled.

"Jinx!?" Raven snarled.

"Yes?" Aqualad and Jinx both asked innocently.

"What are you doing with her/him!?" The two Titans asked one another in a yell.

"Stop copying me!" Once again in unison.

"I asked you first." Beast boy huffed.

"Actually, Beast boy, we both asked each other at the exact same time. But to answer your question in a non childish act, I had run into Aqualad, and he had asked me if I wanted to go out to get something to eat."

"Oh well!" Beast boy was getting angry. "Jinx and I met in the new hut at the fair, since NOBODY wanted to GO WITH me!"

"That's not my problem, I had to meditate."

"Yeah, with him at your side?"

"Beast boy you are being unreasonable." She pointed to Aqualad. "He is so nice, why don't you give him a try?'

"Listen Miss I-like-all-that-and-a-bag-of-potato-chips, I am not gay, so never in my life will I give him a 'try'."

"I never meant it like that you lecher!"

"Whatever." He growled.

"Listen, guys, maybe we should catch up at another time." Aqualad explained.

"Yeah, I think I will go home now Beast boy, thanks for keeping me company on this fun day." Jinx waved good bye, as did Aqualad.

"Thanks for keeping me company Beast boy!" Raven mimicked the sorceress' line darkly once Jinx was out of earshot.

"Hey, she's nice, you just have to know her." He defended.

"Oh, I am quite sure you got to know her 'really' well!" Raven shrieked.

"Oh and what about you and Stupidlad?" Beast boy growled evilly. "You and him seemed so cozy only an INCH away from each other!"

"We are friends Beast boy, FRIENDS!" She yelled back in defense. "Just like you and I are!"

"Yeah you're right! We are just friends, and nothing more!" He yelled back.

"UGH!" They screamed in annoyance. Turning himself into a green bird, Raven and him flew back home in opposite directions.

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"Hey Cyborg, could ya get me a Popsicle?" Ayrasia asked her lover who was right next her, sweetly.

Cyborg looked at her in mock horror. "I just got comfortable, and you want me to get you a 'cold' Popsicle?"

She smiled innocently and whispered. "Yes, yes I do."

"Girl, you are crazy if you think I am going to move from this comfortable couch and get you a damn-"

Ayrasia gently, but forcefully kicked him off the couch with her right leg. He landed on his butt with a THUMP on the floor and turned his head at her, glaring. "Please?" She mouthed.

"Fine oh fine." Walking to the kitchen, he got her the damn chocolate Popsicle she wanted. "Here ya go pretty lady."

"Thanks hun." Sprawling herself on the couch, she made sure he couldn't get back on with out sitting on her legs.

"Babe, I don't think so, you need to move your legs." No response, she kept them there. "Ayrasia, move your lazy legs."

"Naw, I don't wanna."

"Ayrasia!" He whined.

"Cyborg!" She whined back.

"Fine then," He pushed her legs up and sat down, bringing them back down on his lap. "I guess they'll just have to lay here."

A grunt was her only response. "You are so lazy, you know that?" He asked her.

She turned to him and smiled. He leaned in to give her a kiss, but she shoved the melting ice cream on his skinned face. "AYRASIA!"

Ayrasia leapt off of him and ran to the 'bedroom'. He was closely behind her, with the melted ice cream that was on his face, now in his hand.

Cyborg shut the door and shoved the ice cream in her face. A squeal and laughter was heard in the bedroom, then..it stopped. *Hey now! I'm not going into detail with them* Use your creative minds to figure out what happens next.

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Ahem.. Yeah.. What a chapter! Whoo! Sorry guys, but I don't really want to go into detail with them..I'm not even sure how Cyborg can do it. *ahh! I need to get these nasty thoughts out of my mind!*

If I were to do the lemon thingies, then I will change the censor to rated R, but until then, it's going to stay pg 13.

Just wondering Y'all,
I got a review about the language; do you think I should tone it down a bit? The language just seemed to fit with their moods and since they are older now. But if you really want me to stop the language, then I will, I guess. ^_^ Another thing, how are you guys/gals liking it? Is there anything you want me to put in it? Anything? I already know what's going to happen, since I am the hehe Author and all, but is there anything special that might make it even better? If so TELL ME PLEASE! Grac-ur-ass.

Thank you time!

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*Okay y'all, I have to go, I hope you enjoy this chapter! Stay tuned for chapter 5! By the way, I'm sorry it took so long to get this chapter done..writers block, don't we all hate it?

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