wuzzup homiessssssssssssssss. hydrogenmonoxide here, postred my fiction is Van eats the oatmeal. because. they am took it down. i am revisited it. DIEEEEEE!!!

Van woke up from bed and stretched. He went to eat breakfast. It was oatmeal. He didn't like it. He saw Fiona watching a blade liger. He walked up to Fiona and said "what are you looking at fiona?"
Fiona looked up at Van and raised her eyebrow. "It's a blade liger, Van". Van looked confused and said "It's a Zoid. I don't know what Zoids are but I love them." Fiona looked at him as if he were crazy and said "how was your oatmeal, Van?" Van gasped and said "HOW DO YOU KNOW I HAD OATMEAL LAST SUMMER?" Fiona looked disgusted and said, "I made it Van."
"YOU DID? YOUR SO KIND!" Van looked really happy. "not if I put poison in it," Fiona shouted. Van dies never ate oatmeal again.