Hello hello all!!! I know my last chapter wasn't too great, and I'm sorry
for that, but remember, this is in the humor section! It is supposed to be
greatly humourous. In other words, funny. Well, die!!
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Fiona was walking next to the blade liger until she saw something. She ran over to it. It was something. She didn't know what it was. It was ugly. It was not pretty. It was covered........ with dirt... She dug it up. She saw something in it.
Fiona pulled out the thing in it and she said, "gasp", she said. There was Van. He was not Van. He was too ugly. But she said I thought I killed you. And he said no I didn't die you are not right now u must pay.
Van was mad. Fiona did not know why he was mad. He spit out his oatmeal. From now on you cook not oatmeal he said to her. Fiona nodded.
The next morning she woke up. Van was reading the book he got from digging for gold. He yawned. "Fiona", he shouted. Fiona came and put in his plate oatmeal.
Van got mad. Van made Fiona go to bed. Van cooked his own breakfast. "Go to bed ," he said to Fiona. Fiona left. Van made oatmeal. He ate it.
Fiona came downstairs. Van said, "that is how you make oatmeal Fiona", he said. Fiona looked mad happily. She smiled evily. Not if I put poison in the ingredients!!!", she shouted.
Van gulped and died. He never ate oatmeal ever ever again.
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Fiona was walking next to the blade liger until she saw something. She ran over to it. It was something. She didn't know what it was. It was ugly. It was not pretty. It was covered........ with dirt... She dug it up. She saw something in it.
Fiona pulled out the thing in it and she said, "gasp", she said. There was Van. He was not Van. He was too ugly. But she said I thought I killed you. And he said no I didn't die you are not right now u must pay.
Van was mad. Fiona did not know why he was mad. He spit out his oatmeal. From now on you cook not oatmeal he said to her. Fiona nodded.
The next morning she woke up. Van was reading the book he got from digging for gold. He yawned. "Fiona", he shouted. Fiona came and put in his plate oatmeal.
Van got mad. Van made Fiona go to bed. Van cooked his own breakfast. "Go to bed ," he said to Fiona. Fiona left. Van made oatmeal. He ate it.
Fiona came downstairs. Van said, "that is how you make oatmeal Fiona", he said. Fiona looked mad happily. She smiled evily. Not if I put poison in the ingredients!!!", she shouted.
Van gulped and died. He never ate oatmeal ever ever again.