Ridiculously Romantic

"Is she an earthling that will be a loyal wife?" A man dressed in an all black tuxedo asked his son. "Will she be up to the usual standards of Hell's Alcazar?"

"Yes father, she is a fighter. She is kind, but easily tempered." A familiar voice echoed along the red and black halls of a giant mansion.

"Will she be able to give an heir after I go into retirement and you become the master of hell?" The man in the tux asked slyly. "Will she follow our rules and regulations and become a useful queen?"

"Yes father, she is everything you would like me to look for in a girl. She even has a fiery spirit. She will top all."

"Very well Devion, you may bring her back." Devion's father gave him a sexy smirk. "Make sure your head quarters are clean and available for when she comes. I want an heir for you as soon as possible."

Devion returned the grin. "As you wish master." He bowed and backed out. Devion's father, Lucifer, sat back at his burning throne and sighed. His son was now going to take over hell and he would finally rest. Too many sins were taking place up on earth, and the deaths caused them to come to hell.

Devion would take over the torturing and the usual regulations for those who disobeyed. And if this Starfire was as fiery as his said she was, then maybe Devion would just have to train her like the bitch she was.

"Sire, message from heaven." A short fat demon with a triangle tail swerving in and out from side to side said. "The lord seems enraged about Devion's decision for a wife."

Lucifer chuckled and swished his hand to the side indicating for the message to be conversational with. The demon bowed and brought the horned mirror to his master.

"Lucifer!" A low power-thundering voice boomed from the mirror. A man with long white hair and a white beard was glaring at the handsome man above him.

"My Lord, how are you?" Lucifer asked innocently. "How are the angels in heaven?"

"Don't you provoke me further Lucifer, you know what the issue is between you and I." God spoke menacingly. "You promised that Devion would find a wife from the chambers of hell. Our agreement had nothing to do with earthlings or more."

"My Lord, the women here do not seem to satisfy my rambunctious son. He has his eye set on a fiery one, from earth." Lucifer told him carelessly. Ignoring the fact that Heaven's Master's eyes were turning a murky blue.

"She is not from Earth you fool!" God roared. Hell Sir jumped from his lazy position on his throne seat and snarled. "She is no earthling? What are you playing at Holy man?"

"She is an alien child from the planet Tamaran. She came to earth when she was only 14 years of age! I thought you had tabs on everyone! Lucifer, I am keeping up to my standards, are you not up to yours?"

Lucifer snarled, but didn't respond quickly. God continued.

"If you are not holding up on your half of the agreement, the I am willingly ready to drop it and have no hell."

"If there is no hell, then Heaven will suffer. Where do you think the sinned spirits of vile humans will burn in regret?" Lucifer found his posture again. He had him there, or so he thought. God shot back venomously.

"They will roam the earth as punished apparitions and watch their loved ones mourn for their death. Until they are ready to do good, then they will be forever haunted by their wrong doings."

Lucifer snarled. "Well, I will hold up to my part of the first arrangement, but my son already has his eyes set for this girl. Earth kin or not, she will be Hell's Mistress. She will learn the ways of our demons and she will be forced to be happy even if it means she has to plaster a smile always on her cute little lips."

God was outraged. "You will not get away with this Lucifer, I will protect her with all my might so no demon, hell's heir or not, will touch her. Either another alien will have her heart, or the body and mind of a human. Have a horrendous day Lucifer."

Hell Sir growled and threw the horned mirror towards the wall. "Damn holy lord! My son will marry her even if I have to send for some drastic measures."

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It was early morning, probably around 10:15 or so, and everyone seemed to be sleeping in. That is except for Starfire. She was staring at the motioning television screen, but thinking hard about what she should do since Robin had no intentions of loving her back.

'Should I just let it go?' She asked herself. She felt so emotional; all the pain had swelled up in one big knot in her throat, making it hard to breathe. If she tried to swallow the knot, it would cause a flow of tears that was insanely hard to hold back.

'Letting it go won't help me forget what has happened over the past weeks.' Starfire threw herself on to the couch and let out some silent tears. She was on her stomach and burying her head in her crossed arms on the couch.

A yawn was heard from the other side of the couch, and Starfire realized that someone just woke up. Footsteps were getting closer and closer to where she was. 'I'm asleep, I am asleep.' She screamed in her mind, hoping that the person walking over could hear her.

"Starfire?" Beast boy's tired scratchy voice asked. Starfire sighed in relief. She got up and wiped away some of her tears. Beast boy knitted his eyebrows with pity and jumped on the couch with her.

"Star, what's wrong? Why are you crying?" He asked concerned. She stared at him for a second and leaked a whole river of tears. She tried telling him the story between Robin and her, but Beast boy was lost. She was talking to fast, and not to mention she was half crying and half-sighing.

Beast boy took in the situation and tried to calm her by hugging her tightly and letting her cry in his arms. "Shh, Star its going to be okay! I'll talk to him."

"No, don't!" She begged. "Don't remind him! He will get mad at you, he's already mad at me!"

"He won't get mad." He tried reasoning with the sobbing Tamaranean.

"Please Beast boy, just don't mention it! He has enough stress just about Slade, just leave him alone and don't make him worry about me. I can get over this."

"Starfire, someone needs to talk to him. And I don't mean you this time. We have just putting Slade's needs behind us because we think Robin is strong enough to fend for him, but this time I think he is taking it overboard. Robin is leading himself into dangerous situations if he keeps blocking people out. I will definitely talk to him."

"Just don't," She struggled to keep calm. "Mention me." She looked him straight in the eye, and for once, Beast boy saw Starfire's painful demand in her emerald pools. "Please."

He watched her walk out the door and fly away. "Robin." He growled hopping off the couch. He was steaming. Whatever Robin did to his friend, he was going to get it. How dare he make Starfire cry, and they are best friends!

Beast boy reached Robin's door and pounded on it angrily. "Robin! Open this door now!" The green changeling yelled dangerously. Robin slid open the door a few seconds later in a swift motion.

"What, what is it?" He asked hurriedly and concerned. He was already in his uniform and seemed to be researching the note again.

Beast boy glared severely at the boy wonder in front of him. Robin stared down at him in fear. What was going on?

"Robin." Beast boy said through clenched teeth. His eyes were closed and his fists were in balls of rage.

"What?" Robin asked perplexed.

Beast boy's eyes shot open and pushed Robin roughly into his room. Sliding the door closed behind him, the green dude advanced on the shocked teenager.

"Beast boy, I, what are you doing?" Robin stuttered in complete shock.

"Robin!" He growled again, this time glaring more dangerously. "You. Are. Loosing. It." He said each word harsh. Robin glared at him confused.

"What?" He said furiously. "You are making no sense!"

"You know exactly what I am talking about you asshole!" Beast boy screamed in his face. Robin fell on his bed from the insult. He was steaming now. Had his friend just called him an asshole?

"How dare you hurt Starfire!" Beast boy mentioned her, he felt guilty, but he would not let Robin get away with it. "I woke up to her crying on the couch this morning, while you were in here working on this stupid Slade project!" He kicked tools and books around.

Robin looked down guilty. "I know! I just can't." He blurted, making no sense at all to Beast boy. But beast boy shook it aside.

"She's gone now! She flew out of the tower out of sadness! She begged me! You hear me? She BEGGED me not to mention your situation last night with you about her, but I actually stabbed her in the back after I promised I wouldn't and came here to yell at you! Yeah I feel guilty, but I think this is worth every little guilt trip I have had!"

Robin's eyes suddenly snapped up at the furious green changeling. "She's gone? For good?"

"No not for good you pin head!" Beast boy yelled, causing Robin to wince. "But hell, she might just end up going back home since all you have been doing to her lately is causing her grief and un-returned feelings!"

"I know that!" Robin defended himself. "But I am so close to Slade's puzzle that it is eating me alive! I need to figure out why he wants me so much!"

Beast boy's blood boiled at the last sentence Robin uttered. Out of rage that Robin has never seen before he threw his friend's small table out of his way and it smashed against the wall. Robin's eyes widened in shock. That table had important shit on it!

"Fuck Slade! He hasn't tried anything for a while except give you a piece of shit note! Yeah, it's a puzzle; he has important information for you, what else is new? But I think Starfire is much more important than a fucken piece of paper!" Beast boy screamed.

Robin's mouth dropped at the sight of Beast boy's fury. He never saw him this upset before. He has always been the liar or the jokester, but never the cursing and angered boy, never. Maybe Robin had gone too far. Gee ya think?

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Starfire flew across the ocean, around the town, basically everywhere just to get her mind off Robin. He was going to get mad again, she knew it.

Landing softly on the ground near the end of the park, she realized that she was actually near the dump. She walked down the path and shivered. She forgot her coat and she was only in her purple outfit.

She held on to her arms and walked against the crisp breeze. "Ridiculous? How could be ridiculous? Had it just been an infatuation?" She asked herself loudly.

She closed her eyes when she felt the next rush of oncoming tears. She placed both of her hands on her face and cried in them. The wind bit her in iciness, but she didn't care, she was hurt.

"Stupid Robin! Why must he show mixed emotions! He acts as if he loves me one day, the next he's bitter, then he is just so romantically friendly!" She groaned in frustration. "I can't stand it anymore!"

"Then leave." Came an eerie voice. Starfire jumped and looked behind her, but no one was there. "Leave with me."

"Wh-who's there?" She asked quivery. She looked wildly but no found no one there at all. Could he be invisible?

"Your lover." It came again, this time more softly. He had whispered right in her ear. Starfire placed her hand near her ear gently, only to softly touch the smooth skin of Devion. She nearly jumped out of her skin.

Starfire out of fear backed away from his grinning self. She searched the field desperately to see if anyone was around. No one, not even a squirrel. "Devion." She whispered fearfully. "Did Slade send you here?"

"No." She sighed in relief. "I came here on my own mission." Her heart skipped a beat. "What mission is that Devion?" She asked.

"I am here for you my lovely Starfire." He started walking towards her. Starfire tried to press the help button on her communicator, but Devion leapt on her. She shrieked as she fell to the ground and Devion's weight pressed into her.

She struggled to get free, but found it useless since he had her arms pinned to her side. He straddled her and bent near her ear. "Be a good girl and stop struggling." He whispered seductively. "You and I are at the right age to be wedded."

She gasped. "I am only 16 in earth years!"

"I know, but in hell, you are as old as you want and you never grow a day." He nibbled on her earlobe. Starfire managed to press the communicator earphone button when Devion loosened his legs around her waist.

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"I know she's important! More than anything! It's just that I-" Robin stopped arguing with Beast boy for a minute when his communicator started vibrating.

Cyborg and Raven burst into his room and indicated that their communicators were vibrating too. "It just started like five seconds ago!" Cyborg said.

"Press yours Robin, see who it is." Raven told him.

"It's the earphone, it's not really a message." Robin said astonished. But he pressed it anyway and they listened intently.

"I will never be yours!" They heard Starfire yell.

"Oh you will be mine! Haven't I already told you that you will come to me willingly?" Devion's voice came.

"Yes you did, but I said I wasn't going to come to you willingly!"

"I have reasons to back up why I think you should come to me." Devion sneered.

"And what reasons would that be Devion?" Starfire's words dripped with venom. The boys and Raven heard some clothing rustle against the communicator indicating that she was struggling.

"What are we waiting for! We have to go to her!" Raven said worried. The boys shook their head and listened some more. Raven's jaw dropped. They weren't going to help her?

"Reason one: Why stay here when you said so that you can't stand it anymore?" Devion smiled sweetly while Starfire glared.

"Because I am a Teen Titan and my duties belong on this planet! And this is my home!" She spat.

"Okay, what about reason number two? Why are you going to stay here when the one you love will never return your feelings?" Devion had hit a nerve. Starfire stared up at him in pain. Devion saw this and moved off of her and sat next to her on the ground. Slowly she sat on her butt and looked at her lap.

"I don't know." She whispered loud enough so that the titans could here. Robin looked around and saw Cyborg, Raven and Beast boy glaring at him. He tried to ignore the stares and went back to listening to Devion and Starfire.

"Exactly. And reason three: I love you, and I want you! So let's leave your past behind and make a brand new future." He said as he touched her cheek softly. "Robin doesn't love you Starfire, he never will."

Robin growled in annoyance and jealousy. "Lets go!" He snarled dangerously, and they headed out to get her. 'Wait for me Star.' Robin thought as they neared the park.

Stroking her hair and wiping her tears, Devion kept whispering bittersweet nothings in her ear. "Come away with me, we can live together and take over hell as King and Queen." Starfire sniffed.

"It would be better on you and Robin, since all he cares about is who Slade is. He doesn't care about you, he can't, he's just a young fool." Devion couldn't help but grin, he was so close.

"I won't be happy in Hell! I am barely managing Earth!" She cried. Devion hugged her tightly and whispered, "You will get used to it. I will always be by your side, through thick and thin. Once I get Hell, we will one day take over Heaven too! Then we can have earth to ourselves!"

"What?" She hissed outraged. "What will happen to the people?"

"Kill them all and start our own race of demons." He said evilly. "Would you like that?"

"No! That is truly awful!" She said enraged. "How could you think of such a thing?"

Devion chuckled and helped her up on her feet, then pressed her forcefully against his chest. He nuzzled her neck as she struggled desperately to get out of his grip. "Because I am the future Master of Hell." He nipped her neck, causing her to cry out in slight pain.

"Get off of me!" She yelled, pushing him back with her strong arms. She was slightly floating off the ground and had two large firebolts in her hands.

"What is the problem love? I thought we made it clear that you have no reason to stay here except the fact that you are a Titan. Your main reason to stay is because of Robin, we all know it. But Robin doesn't love you; he will never love you! Get it through your HEAD!" He yelled as he leapt for her.

Starfire shrieked and fired her energy balls. One missed, but hit Devion in the side. He groaned from the pain, but recovered quickly. Robin and the gang ran up just in time to see the hit.

"Don't come any closer!" She panted. But Devion didn't listen to her, he was growling and was in a fit of rage. "You bitch! When you get to hell, I will show you who is master and you will be obedient! ROBIN DOES NOT LOVE YOU, SO GET USED TO MY LOVE!" He leapt for her once more, but a large blue barrier blocked him. He flew back from the intense blow and rolled on the ground.

Starfire dropped to the ground in shock and looked around to see who had put the shield around her. "Starfire!" Robin yelled. Star turned to the side and smiled joyously. "Robin!" He went to run to her, but was blocked by the blue light barrier.

"What is this?" Robin said as he grazed his hand gently on the flickering barrier.

"Some kind of help barrier." Raven explained. "It seems to be protecting Starfire from everyone until Devion is gone."

Devion glared at all of them, and pointed to Starfire. "I will be back my love, until then, you will wait for me." He dropped in the red pit below him and vanished.

"He's gone?" Beast boy said confused. "Just poof, like that!" He went over to where it happened and started feeling and knocking on the ground. "That was amazing. I wonder who he is really?"

Starfire was sitting on the ground holding her knees and crying. The barrier blocking her flickered once more and it vanished. Robin slowly made his way towards her and crouched to her level.

She made sure she didn't look in his eyes, but she could feel his hot gaze upon her. "Starfire." He whispered. "I'm sorry." He dropped to his knees and hugged her. She gave in and hugged him back.

Cyborg cried like a baby and cooed. "Aw, that is so cute! Isn't it just darling Beast boy?" He grinned. "And what about you Raven, doesn't it just make you want to kiss Beast boy?"

Raven and Beast boy blushed and faltered with their response. Cyborg just chuckled. "I need Ayrasia here." He sniffed. Raven and B.B gave him an odd look of disgust and glanced towards each other with a loving smirk.

"I am so sorry Starfire!" He kept whispering softly. "Please forgive me!"

"Nothing to forgive, I pressured you into a conversation that should have not taken place. And for that, I am sorry." She mumbled in his neck.

"Maybe, but I am still sorry." He helped her up and they walked hand in hand (as friends) back to the tower. Cyborg kept mumbling about seeing Ayrasia and Raven and Beast boy kept their distance in the back. Every now and then they would brush their hands together, but they would shyly retrieve it back so no one would notice their connection.

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"Father!" Devion's booming voice echoed the halls of hell's mansion. "Master Lucifer where are you?"

"Right here son." Lucifer came out of the shadows with a red and black striped tuxedo and a top hat with a red feather. "What is the matter?"

"Do you know the cause of the Barrier that blocked me from taking hold of my beloved Starfire?"

Lucifer growled. "Lord."

"What?" Devion glared. "It was the Heaven's master? Why would he do such a thing?"

"Long story short son, you need to have something that only a human can posses or you will never get an earth wife or an alien mistress. Mine and God's agreement."

"And what would that be father?" He snarled in disgust. Why would Hell himself make an agreement with God?

"To have the soul, body and mind of a human. And in order for you to do that, you will need to live again." Lucifer's face turned dark with delight and fire cackled behind him like a whip against flesh. "Yes, you will need to become human."

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*Hey y'all! Sorry it took so long to update? When did I update? I forgot, I am dense. Did any of you watch the Teen Titans episode today? It was 'Terra'. It was so good, but oh so sad! Poor Beast boy! He needs some loving! Anywho, I need to thank you all!

I got 77 reviews, and I only asked for 75! Thanks so much! Let's see how about 85 this time? Am I pushing it too far? ^_^

Thank you time!

YamiDragon*~ Yes they were kissing indeed! And how great it was to write too! I love Beast boy and Raven romances, but I like Robin and Starfire more! Hehe! Thanks for the review! *Throws a rainbow rose your way*

Warprince2099*~ Thanks for the review dudie! You are a cool one! *Throws a 'special' rainbow rose your way*

Ocdsugar*~ Did you know that Wendy was actually Hilary Duff? I never knew that until like a month ago! Haha! She does look better in green, but that day was a pink day! Yay! I will put green on her next. I'm a bit slow, but what is OOC? Is that good or bad? And how was Cyborg Perfecto? Confuse me? ^_^ Robin can't be gay! It would be funny though! Shh..Slade might be his father, and maybe not! You know I was laughing my pants off when you said that about Darth Vader and Starfire his lost alien sister! That was great. Very funny! ^_^ *Throws a 'special' rainbow rose your way*

Tiger*grr*~ Robin is an idiot to say all those things! And thanks for the review! I'm glad you liked the chapter! *Throws a 'special' rainbow rose your way*

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Seventy 5ive*~ At least I know that I don't have to be sorry! Thanks so much! That took a whole cow off my chest! I'm shutting up then, sheesh! ^_^ I'm glad you think this story is great, and I appreciate it very much! Thank you so much dudie! Thanks for the review! *Throws a 'special' rainbow rose your way*

Muse of the Stars*~ Haven't I reviewed one of your stories before? Your name sounds so familiar! Thanks for the compliment and omg! I am so happy that I was your motivation! That just drives me to make my story even better! Thanks a lot! *Throws a rainbow rose your way*

Willow182*~ Omg! Exactly what I was thinking! After I saw those episodes, I was like *gasp* Slade looks like he could be Robin's father! =D Thanks for the review! *Throws a 'special' rainbow rose your way*

Takari AAF*~ I'm glad you loved the story, and I am pleased to hear that this is one of the best Robin/Starfire love fics out there! Brings tears of joy to my eyes! Thanks for the review! *Throws a rainbow rose your way*

Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome*~ I thought that because, um because I don't think it's that good to me. Yeah, I am pathetic. ^_^ What do ya know? Pink is my favorite color too! Pink and Black! That's the color of my room! Thanks for the review! *Throws a 'special' rainbow rose your way*

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*All right, so that's it for today! I will try to update tomorrow, keep in touch! Stay tuned for chapter 10! Slade is now back and ready to make Robin his own again. Devion tries to take Starfire to hell. What will Robin do?

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