hello fellow peepers, hydrogenmonoxide back wit a looooong chapter. it is actually gohnnah havv a ploht........ dieeeeee disclaim: don have zoids die

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Her was Fiona. "Where is Van. I thought Van die", she questioned him. Van replied, " Oh nothing general just great food huh", she shouted to him her she said. What her he me what he not know her said she.
Fiona took Van to the mall. She bought Van. A candy bar. Lost it. Yes he did. Van lost it. "You must eat oatmeal", Fiona said. Van say yes. Fiona kicked a stone. It hit him. She shouted "Oops", she whispered. A cardinal landed on Van head. It left. "Ow", Van said. Fiona, "We must find that", said. "Find what?", Van croaked.
"It was cardinal", Fiona looked pretty. "Oh ok", Van killed the rock and went with Fiona. They went to. They went to. They went to. They went to. the creek. "Look i found my candy bar", Van shouted to Shadow. Raven was dead. Van gasped, "she gasped", he gasped.
So they followed the cardinal footprint. It was flying. They brought a midnight snack, too. "Fear of wrath of jungles in a creek", the saign there was there said. So they hike over creek. In creek. Van drown. He gargled and went to sleep. "Here have a pillow", Fiona shout evily softly.
"argh", Van drag out of pond. So they swin up mountain. "Never talk back to ur elders, son", Van shouted. He was old. 60. 1931. Look i see, Fiona write in journal. "hold on", Fiona shouted, "im coming to save u cardinal", Fiona mused. A branch was in her way. Van ran into it. He got unconsciousness.
Next they walk on cloud. Cardinal land on Van head. It left. "ow", Van replied. " i got it", Fiona said. The cardinal was flying away with footprints.
"Fiona said", lets go get it. "no", Van got awakekened by a single drop of tears. I'VE MISSED YOU SO DEAR POT! i thought i hear something "van" Van sniffed footprints. The toilet flushed. He heard it. I MUST GO TO BED he shouted. He meditated. "Ok lets not get the cardinal", Fiona thought out loud. ::Victory sign:: Van left. Came back. "Your big hand", Fiona thoutfully........ saidd. Fiona ggot up from bed tonight. Star light star bright the cow jumped over the dog. Ballerina ballerina hear me cry. Don't come back as the rain pours foot. "i read a book", Van announced. passerby slap Van. "No actually i didn't", Fiona shouted.
The mouse was afraid of the elephant. The dance. Tango. 3 hours straight he watched a wall eating popcorn cry. She smelled a flower. "oh ok", the winter was cold. but it was fall. no spring. The lounged in the cold summer winter temperatures.
"fiona shivered" "I miss Zeke", Van cried. He was laughing. Fiona looked at her watch. "I got a watch yesterday", she told the cardinal. It was long gone.
Van put on a cowboy hat to look rough. She looked pathetic. "i want fruit roll up", Fiona whispered while petting her hand. The cassete played yakkety yak. YAKKETY YAK! "blah blah blah", i want my mommy van. Fiona was taken a back. HE jumped in the forest. It was a ocean. "not fair", she laughed and sat on the thread of needle. It was all the quiz. Your welcome. "will u get me a present for saint patricks day" van cried out in depressed anger at Fiona. "No," she replied, "only a $1937657184564027610 dollar ballerina soot."
Van gasped, "he said", he gasped. "Wanna go to the Wiz", Fiona questioned herself. She didn't hear herself and continued eating her roll of film. But Van heard what she said exactly. "What did you say", he said to Fiona. Egg, was her him.
They went home. "Do you wanta go home", Fiona asked when she realized she had scrubbed the kitchen floors in her driveway. "no but its ok", Van hypothesised. "I wanta eat diner", he called his mom. The tulip sprouted a antenae. They were dumb on. He hung up his prized posesion paper clip in a storage folder. "i made oatmeal", said van. no actually it was fiona. "i made oatmeal", said Fiona.
She went on her SN. "what is an SN he asked her". The deer kicked van. "ow", he sat up. "was that a angle??", she was amazed at his smartness. ::victory gasp:: She took a piece of tape and put it on her forehead, She put a choker on Van. nOw they were ready for the pinata colala coca cola koala shibidabadah thing party. "van gets an idea", fiona writes on the tape. "I am tape-man, fear me cough", she said to a tree. She ran. Into the tree. After 5 hours, she sat down. "The tree's name is rachel". She smiled a bucktoothed sheep smile.
At the ready computer chair flower girl funeral wireless net service diner, she made oatmeal. "WHO SAID I HAD OATMEAL LAST SUMMER????", Van greeted the guests. There were no guests. Van walked out the door. He knocked. Fiona opened. the door. "Oh we have a guest Van!!!", Fiona said. "Really?", Van shouted. NO. She ate the oatmeal. In the end, Van died of hydrogen in chlloride in his oatmeal.