Disclaimer-Once again I am back and ready to make stories. I decided to try this fic out so be really nice when you review please. I did this fic because it would make since when Jeff came back that him and Chris Jericho will fight over Trish Stratus. So please review. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Trish Stratus heaved a big sigh as she walked around Backstage of Raw. Eric Bischoff said he had, had a suprise for the lovely hazel eyed blond beauty. Of course you couldn't trust Eric. He always had something messed up when he had a suprise.

"Hey Trish." A voice said behind her.

Trish turned around to see her fellow blond canadian Chris Jericho. Trish looked at him with a smile and kissed her boyfriend of 2 months. Trish and Jericho were America's new couple... well sort of lol.

"Hey Chris. How come I didn't see you at the hotel last night?" Trish asked.

"Eric made second plans and decided to send me to another one." Chris lied.

Trish nodded her head. She was so dumbfounded that Chris was playing her since she was so inlove with Chris. She bit her lip which she used to do when she didn't know what to talk about.

"So....." Trish said as the cameras followed them.

"Hey babe I gotta go. Christian wanted me to come see him." Chris said while kissing her.

Trish frowned. Chris never had time for Trish. But he show'll did when he wanted to have sex with her everytime he wanted.

When Trish walked on the cameras turned to a firgue that was hidden behind some boxes. He was shaking his head like the relationship was a shame and then the firgue spoke.

"If only....." The firgue said and the cameras ran down the hall to Trish again.

~*~

"So do you plan on getting any tonight?" Christian asked.

Chris Jericho laughed. Anything he needed Trish would get him. Chris only wanted Trish for her sex and money. Every man wanted Trish and now Jericho had her.

"Of course I am." Chris said as Christian laughed.

"You know she's easy!" Chris said.

"I show'll do." Christian said.

"You mean you hit it?" Chris asked with excitement.

"Yeah back in 2001 when the slutt first arrived. Boy is she good." Christian said.

The two Canadian blonds laughed at the thought of Trish. The boys took a sip of their beer and contunied to talk about Trish.

"So how long you keeping her?" Christian asked.

"Probaly till I find a replacement." Chris said.

"Well you know you can't have Lita. I have to flirt with her a little more before I smack that ass." Christian said pretending to smack something.

"Maybe Stacy will do." Chris said smiling of the thought of Stacy Keibler's long legs.

"A cheer to using girls forever!" Christian shouted.

Christian and Chris bumped their beers together and laughed while slurping down the rest of their beer.

~*~

"Welcome back to the wwe!" Vince McMahon said while shaking hands with the not anymore released wrestler.

"I'm glad to be back Mr. McMahon." He said.

Mr. McMahon smiled and looked at the contract that the wrestler had signed.

"Now I know you would want a match tonight right?" Vince said as he nodded.

"Good cause I already booked you a match. You vs Chris Jericho and his valet Trish Stratus." Vince said.

The wrestlers throat went dry at the thought of Trish. He hasn't spoken or saw her since he was released from the wwe in 2003 and now it was 2004. He gulped and tried to smile.

"Did you say...TTrish." He said.

"Yes why?" Vince asked supicous.

"Oh no reason. You have a great day Mr.McMahon." He said while walking out.

He walked down the hallways getting welcome back's from some of the co- workers, divas and wrestlers. He walked into Lita's locker room and saw a smile appear on the redheaded's face.

"OH MY GOSH! You're back!" Lita said as she hugged her friend tightly.

"Yeah and I can't breath!" He said jokingly as Lita laughed.

"Why'd you come back. I thought your girlfriend wanted you to stay home with her." Lita said.

"I realized that if she wasn't gonna support me then what's the relationship between me and her." He said.

"You dumped her! Trish is going to be so happy." Lita said.

He frowned. Lita put a hand over her mouth. She forgot that he and Trish used to date. But that was in 2002. When they wanted to be friends he got with this girl named Bethany. Him and Trish were very good friends till he got released.

"Well I gotta go slip on my ring attire. I'm first tonight in this match with Jerk-off." He said.

~*~

Jericho's music hit and they cheered as Chris walked out with Trish. She had on a short mini skirt with some knee-high boots. Her hair was in a pony- tail and she was wearing a light blue baby tee.

"From Toronto, Ontario Canada. Chris Jericho and Trish Stratus." Lillian said.

Trish and Chris did not know who Chris was facing since it was supposed to be a suprise.

"And now he's back. Chris's suprise oppenent. And weighing in a 220 pounds from Cameron, North Carolina....." Lillian said as Trish cut her off when his music played and fans screamed and cheered.

Trish grabbed the mic. "Jeff Hardy!" Trish said suprisley as the rainbowed colored haired man walked down the ring and the girls nearly fainted and were crying cause they have been waiting over at least 12 months to see him.

Yep Jeff was back and Trish was suprised. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay now you know who HE was and that was Jeff. I kinna gave you clues with the released words and the BETH aka Bethany names which is Jeff's current girlfriend in real life. Boy do I despise her. Anyways lol please review and let me know if I should contunie this story. By the way I do not own the title of this story which is from the movie Waiting To Exhale starring Whitney Houston, Angela Basset. Please read and review.