Super Smash Brothers: Rejects and Rumors Return for Revenge
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Chapter 2: Recruiting the Rejects
"I don't think its gonna work," Meta said reluctantly looking at the plans Pit had drawn up, "No offense, but we're trying to pull off a 16 man job with four people!" He stuck his sword in the ground and started pacing across the floor.
"Its true! Even with our combined powers, we're still no match for theirs!" Sonic blurted out in between breath as he ran on his treadmill at the speed of sound. Tails was sitting in the corner with a hairpin trying to free himself from his muzzle. "I knows how. I knows how to get the Smashing Bros. And knows it will work!" Tails muttered as he laughed maniacally. The others members gathered in closer to Tails as he unveiled his plan, making sure that they were far out of his rabies attack range.
A few hours, tranquilizers, and staple guns later……
"Alright, all the posters are hung up on every intersection of N-World! All we have to do now is wait for the recruits to arrive!" Meta yelled as he rushed in the door, almost tripping from excitement.
"Good job, we'll have a strong army in no time," Pit said, leaning back in his chair.
"How about we get some rest? We've been working all day!" Sonic panted as he returned from the bathroom.
"NO! We've got more work to do! First of all, everyone take this," Pit screamed as he held out 4 small bottles of a strange liquid, "These will counter any effects of sleeplessness. I call it 'Hill Water'!"
"Ummmm, dude, this is just Mountain Dew with extra caffeine mixed in." Sonic said, looking at the parts of the label that hadn't been ripped off.
"Shut it!" Pit took a swig back of the Mounta- I mean Hill Water. Suddenly, his pupils became huge and he started to twitch.
"Are you alright? Pit? Sonic, go get the extra straight jacket out of the closet." Meta whispered to Sonic as he moved his hand in front of Pit's face.
"I," Pit jumped up on the couch, "LIKE," He picked up the couch cushion and pointed towards Meta, "TRAINS!!!!!!" Pit threw the cushion at Meta's head and started to fly around, laugh, and continue to twitch.
"This could be a problem!" Meta screamed as he held a pillow over his head and dived behind a tipped piece of furniture.
So, that's it. I have a lot of school stuff so I might take a while for the next chapter. So, get ready for the Chapter 3: N-World Idol!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Chapter 2: Recruiting the Rejects
"I don't think its gonna work," Meta said reluctantly looking at the plans Pit had drawn up, "No offense, but we're trying to pull off a 16 man job with four people!" He stuck his sword in the ground and started pacing across the floor.
"Its true! Even with our combined powers, we're still no match for theirs!" Sonic blurted out in between breath as he ran on his treadmill at the speed of sound. Tails was sitting in the corner with a hairpin trying to free himself from his muzzle. "I knows how. I knows how to get the Smashing Bros. And knows it will work!" Tails muttered as he laughed maniacally. The others members gathered in closer to Tails as he unveiled his plan, making sure that they were far out of his rabies attack range.
A few hours, tranquilizers, and staple guns later……
"Alright, all the posters are hung up on every intersection of N-World! All we have to do now is wait for the recruits to arrive!" Meta yelled as he rushed in the door, almost tripping from excitement.
"Good job, we'll have a strong army in no time," Pit said, leaning back in his chair.
"How about we get some rest? We've been working all day!" Sonic panted as he returned from the bathroom.
"NO! We've got more work to do! First of all, everyone take this," Pit screamed as he held out 4 small bottles of a strange liquid, "These will counter any effects of sleeplessness. I call it 'Hill Water'!"
"Ummmm, dude, this is just Mountain Dew with extra caffeine mixed in." Sonic said, looking at the parts of the label that hadn't been ripped off.
"Shut it!" Pit took a swig back of the Mounta- I mean Hill Water. Suddenly, his pupils became huge and he started to twitch.
"Are you alright? Pit? Sonic, go get the extra straight jacket out of the closet." Meta whispered to Sonic as he moved his hand in front of Pit's face.
"I," Pit jumped up on the couch, "LIKE," He picked up the couch cushion and pointed towards Meta, "TRAINS!!!!!!" Pit threw the cushion at Meta's head and started to fly around, laugh, and continue to twitch.
"This could be a problem!" Meta screamed as he held a pillow over his head and dived behind a tipped piece of furniture.
So, that's it. I have a lot of school stuff so I might take a while for the next chapter. So, get ready for the Chapter 3: N-World Idol!