Super Smash Brothers: Rejects and Rumors Return for Revenge
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Chapter 2: N-World Idol
"Well hi everybody! I'm ,Toad the host of N-World Idol! We're here at the A.S.S.B.U.T.T. tryouts, where some people are getting put in the pits by Pit!" Toad said as he winked and gave a really cheesy smile.
The camera view changed to a clip from earlier. It showed Pit, Meta, and Sonic sitting at a table. Pit seemed really agitated, Meta was trying to act really cool, and Sonic was kinda super duper happy! Cream the Rabbit stepped into the room and skipped to the area in front of the table. "I am Cream the Rabbit and I would lime to be part of the team!" Cream showed off her skills to the judges. She waited with really wide eyes, waiting for response. "That was bloody horrible! If you weren't a rabbit, I'd kick your ass from here to X-World!" Pit said as he leaned over the table.
"Don't listen to him! He just has a Hill water hangover! I thought it was great!" Sonic said, striking an anime pose and smiling.
"Yo dawg! I thought it was good, but it wasn't A.S.S.B.U.T.T. good, yo! You know what I'm saying, corn-slice?" Meta said as he crossed his arm and did the West side sign.
And so the tryouts went on and on. Pit kept insulting people till their soul was demolished, Sonic kept on giving them good comments, and Meta just kept on being indifferent. But eventually, they narrowed it down to 12 choices. They gathered all the losers into a room first and told them the bad news.
"Lets see how the LOSERS are feeling now!" Toad shouted as he winked again and gave an even cheesier smile to the camera. The camera view changed to people walking out of the room where they had been gathered. "Pit is a total asshole!," Cream yelled as she looked at the camera, "And he just don't want this in so he won't have any competition."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT! I've been friends with those judges forever, and this is how they repay me? They can kiss my black ass!" Shadow said as he walked away from the camera.
"Now lets take a look at the winners!" Toad say as he flashed a cheesy smile at the camera and was tackled by Shadow.
The new A.S.S.B.U.T.T. team has been assembled! The new members have been taught superior fighting skills by the four original members. But who exactly are the new members? Find out next time in; Chapter 4: The Viewtiful Plan!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Chapter 2: N-World Idol
"Well hi everybody! I'm ,Toad the host of N-World Idol! We're here at the A.S.S.B.U.T.T. tryouts, where some people are getting put in the pits by Pit!" Toad said as he winked and gave a really cheesy smile.
The camera view changed to a clip from earlier. It showed Pit, Meta, and Sonic sitting at a table. Pit seemed really agitated, Meta was trying to act really cool, and Sonic was kinda super duper happy! Cream the Rabbit stepped into the room and skipped to the area in front of the table. "I am Cream the Rabbit and I would lime to be part of the team!" Cream showed off her skills to the judges. She waited with really wide eyes, waiting for response. "That was bloody horrible! If you weren't a rabbit, I'd kick your ass from here to X-World!" Pit said as he leaned over the table.
"Don't listen to him! He just has a Hill water hangover! I thought it was great!" Sonic said, striking an anime pose and smiling.
"Yo dawg! I thought it was good, but it wasn't A.S.S.B.U.T.T. good, yo! You know what I'm saying, corn-slice?" Meta said as he crossed his arm and did the West side sign.
And so the tryouts went on and on. Pit kept insulting people till their soul was demolished, Sonic kept on giving them good comments, and Meta just kept on being indifferent. But eventually, they narrowed it down to 12 choices. They gathered all the losers into a room first and told them the bad news.
"Lets see how the LOSERS are feeling now!" Toad shouted as he winked again and gave an even cheesier smile to the camera. The camera view changed to people walking out of the room where they had been gathered. "Pit is a total asshole!," Cream yelled as she looked at the camera, "And he just don't want this in so he won't have any competition."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT! I've been friends with those judges forever, and this is how they repay me? They can kiss my black ass!" Shadow said as he walked away from the camera.
"Now lets take a look at the winners!" Toad say as he flashed a cheesy smile at the camera and was tackled by Shadow.
The new A.S.S.B.U.T.T. team has been assembled! The new members have been taught superior fighting skills by the four original members. But who exactly are the new members? Find out next time in; Chapter 4: The Viewtiful Plan!