Disclaimer: Y do I have to keep writing these things?
A/N: I'm running out of ideas. So I'll go to five tracks.
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Track 4- the real Harry potter.
May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please.
Will the real Harry Potter please stand up. I repeat will the real Harry
Potter please stand up. We're gonna have a problem here.
You all act like you've never seen a scar before.
Jaws hanging on the floor like Voldemort just burst in the door.
Started whipping asses worst than before. We thought he was dead, he's
throwing people over furniture.
It's the return of the, oh wait no wait you're kidding. He didn't say what
I think he did, did he?
And Dumbledore said.... nothing you idiot Dumbledore's dead he's lock in my
basement.
Skip to chorus
I'm Harry Potter; Yes I'm Harry Potter. All you other Potter's are just
imitating so won't the real Harry Potter please stand up. Please Stand up.
I'm Harry Potter, Yes I'm Harry Potter. All you other Potter's are just
imitating so won't the real Harry Potter please stand up. Please Stand up.
Krum can't play Quidditch and I can. So Fuck him and Fuck you too. Do you
think I give a damn about the world cup? Half you people think I'm crazy
let alone stand me. But Harry you liked him, you watched him. I know. But
then he became a champ and dated Hermoine. Then we had that ball and I had
to sit next to Pavarti (oh shit).
Hermoine better switch me chairs so I can sit to Krum and Ron and hear them
fight who she gave head to first. That little bitch, she put me in the
Quibbler. Yeah I think he's cute but he's crazy. He he.
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That one had a lot of swearing in it. Sorry dudes.