Super Smash Brothers: Rejects and Rumors Return for Revenge
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
I would also like to comment that Skye Agony helped me out a lot in writing this chapter. I had no idea where to take the story after the American Idol parody. So, thanks Skye!
Chapter 4: The Viewtiful Plan
"You are an elite force of the bottom of the barrel! You are the best of the worst! Our mission is revenge, not homicide! Remember this when you are on the field! I shall now assign each of you a position! Each position has a certain mission to carry out, some positions are greater than others, but in the end, it is a team effort! Got it, rookies?!" Pit screamed in the faces of the recruits as he walked up and down the line of rookies. Pit, Meta, Sonic, and Tails (Who was so heavily sedated that he was back to his normal state) walked up the line and picked three people to be part of their 'Squad'. Pit was the head of the 'Brains' division. He picked Saria, Viewtiful Joe, and Kid Koopa (Also known as Baby Bowser, but I believed he is called KK in MK:DD!). Meta headed up the 'muscle' division and picked Knuckles, Crono, and Banjo & Kazooie (I'm counting them as one character) Sonic was the leader of the 'Speed' division, he picked Tony, Amy, and Ridley (He was flying pretty fast in MP). Finally, Tails was the leader of the 'Spy' division, he chose James Bond (Really? James Bond, a spy?), Ray-Man, and King Boo. The team had finally been assembled……
Later that day…
"Alright, here is the plan. Tails and his squad are going to infiltrate the Smasher's HQ. Find out as much as you can about their defenses. If you guys are spotted, get out of their as quickly as you can. Sonic and his team will be waiting outside to get you out of their as quickly as they can." Pit told the troops as he handed all of them black ninja uniforms, "Wear these so you won't be identified. Me and my squad-"
"My squad and I!" Saria interrupted as she raised her index finger up and shook it at him.
"My squad and I will be back here figuring out a plan from the information we have already gathered. If it comes down to it, give us a call and we'll send Meta's squad over to give you guys backup. But guys, please try and stay out of trouble! We want to save up our strength for the main battle!" Pit screamed as he tossed a cell-phone at Tails. Tails lead his troops by sky and Sonic by ground. The second phase of the plan had begun…
Later-er?……
"I can see them. They're talking about something. Something….EVIL! OUCH!" Ray-Man said as James slapped him on the back of his head. They were sitting on a cliff looking through binoculars into the SSB HQ.
"I need to get a closer look. I'm going to sneak into the base with King Boo. You stay here and keep me posted." James said dramatically as he fired his grappling hook and slid down it to the ground.
"Okay then. I'll just stay up here. On this scary cliff. Alone, by myself. Alone." Ray-man moaned as he looked around for monsters and other scary things.
Meanwhile, inside the HQ…….
"I swear, I saw two guys out there! One was in a tuxedo and the other had a ninja suit on and no limbs!" Mario exclaimed as he looked frantically at the other smashers.
"Sure you did, Mario. And next thing you know, we'll have a fox with two Tails and the King of the Boos hack our security system and steal all of the vital information from our database!" Link said with just a touch of sarcasm in his voice as he flipped through the pages of the Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue.
"WARNING! WARNING! SECURITY BREACHED! REPORT TO SECTOR 25 IMEDIATELY!" The very loud and annoying robot voice announced over the intercom.
"Wait a minute, what?" Link said as he immediately stood up from his armchair.
Will the Spy squad escape in time? Will Ray-Man overcome his fear and save the day? Will the Muscle squad ever have a role in this story? Where are my pants? Find out next time in Chapter 5: The Viewtiful Escape!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
I would also like to comment that Skye Agony helped me out a lot in writing this chapter. I had no idea where to take the story after the American Idol parody. So, thanks Skye!
Chapter 4: The Viewtiful Plan
"You are an elite force of the bottom of the barrel! You are the best of the worst! Our mission is revenge, not homicide! Remember this when you are on the field! I shall now assign each of you a position! Each position has a certain mission to carry out, some positions are greater than others, but in the end, it is a team effort! Got it, rookies?!" Pit screamed in the faces of the recruits as he walked up and down the line of rookies. Pit, Meta, Sonic, and Tails (Who was so heavily sedated that he was back to his normal state) walked up the line and picked three people to be part of their 'Squad'. Pit was the head of the 'Brains' division. He picked Saria, Viewtiful Joe, and Kid Koopa (Also known as Baby Bowser, but I believed he is called KK in MK:DD!). Meta headed up the 'muscle' division and picked Knuckles, Crono, and Banjo & Kazooie (I'm counting them as one character) Sonic was the leader of the 'Speed' division, he picked Tony, Amy, and Ridley (He was flying pretty fast in MP). Finally, Tails was the leader of the 'Spy' division, he chose James Bond (Really? James Bond, a spy?), Ray-Man, and King Boo. The team had finally been assembled……
Later that day…
"Alright, here is the plan. Tails and his squad are going to infiltrate the Smasher's HQ. Find out as much as you can about their defenses. If you guys are spotted, get out of their as quickly as you can. Sonic and his team will be waiting outside to get you out of their as quickly as they can." Pit told the troops as he handed all of them black ninja uniforms, "Wear these so you won't be identified. Me and my squad-"
"My squad and I!" Saria interrupted as she raised her index finger up and shook it at him.
"My squad and I will be back here figuring out a plan from the information we have already gathered. If it comes down to it, give us a call and we'll send Meta's squad over to give you guys backup. But guys, please try and stay out of trouble! We want to save up our strength for the main battle!" Pit screamed as he tossed a cell-phone at Tails. Tails lead his troops by sky and Sonic by ground. The second phase of the plan had begun…
Later-er?……
"I can see them. They're talking about something. Something….EVIL! OUCH!" Ray-Man said as James slapped him on the back of his head. They were sitting on a cliff looking through binoculars into the SSB HQ.
"I need to get a closer look. I'm going to sneak into the base with King Boo. You stay here and keep me posted." James said dramatically as he fired his grappling hook and slid down it to the ground.
"Okay then. I'll just stay up here. On this scary cliff. Alone, by myself. Alone." Ray-man moaned as he looked around for monsters and other scary things.
Meanwhile, inside the HQ…….
"I swear, I saw two guys out there! One was in a tuxedo and the other had a ninja suit on and no limbs!" Mario exclaimed as he looked frantically at the other smashers.
"Sure you did, Mario. And next thing you know, we'll have a fox with two Tails and the King of the Boos hack our security system and steal all of the vital information from our database!" Link said with just a touch of sarcasm in his voice as he flipped through the pages of the Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue.
"WARNING! WARNING! SECURITY BREACHED! REPORT TO SECTOR 25 IMEDIATELY!" The very loud and annoying robot voice announced over the intercom.
"Wait a minute, what?" Link said as he immediately stood up from his armchair.
Will the Spy squad escape in time? Will Ray-Man overcome his fear and save the day? Will the Muscle squad ever have a role in this story? Where are my pants? Find out next time in Chapter 5: The Viewtiful Escape!