Super Smash Brothers: Rejects and Rumors Return for Revenge
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Chapter 5: The Viewtiful Escape!
Link, Mario, Fox, and Capt. Falcon all ran toward the central control room. Tails had hacked into the main computer and was taking all the vital information from the base that he needed. King Boo had his own mission. He was going to find a host body and possess it. He saw Marth and went for him. Meanwhile, Ray-Man was outside, keeping look out for any possibility of aerial attacks. All of a sudden, he saw a shadow pass quickly behind him. He was immediately suspicious of this, and headed off in its direction. At that very moment, Tails had cracked the bases security code and started to download all the information he needed.
Marth was just strolling down the hall (He couldn't hear the alarm, he had his headphones on) when he felt a large gust of wind breeze by him. He looked around, trying to find the source when suddenly, King Boo jumped out of a closet and into Marth's body! Marth's eyes turned red and his skin got much more pale. "Yeah! Finally, a body to call my own!" King Boo shouted as he looked at the different parts of his body. And when he was sure that nobody was looking, he looked inside of his pants. "Well, there is a few attributes we might have to work on," King sighed, frowning, "On the positive side, this body has a nice ass!"
Clouds of dust formed behind Ray-Man as he chased after the shadowy figure that he had seen. "First, I'm gonna get you! Then, I'm gonna get all the info I need out of you! Then, I'm gonna kill you!" He said as he grabbed a tree branch, using momentum to swing himself around a very sharp corner. "That was a close one. I better switch to Throttle Copter mode." And so he did. Ray-Man went into Throttle Copter mode and now had a great advantage over his opponent. Or so he thought, because at that moment. The shadow figure spread out its arms and started to glide downward. "Man, I hate it when my opponent foils my plans to foil his escape plans!"
All the while, Tails had finally finished downloading the information and started to make a run for it. King Boo dashed towards Tails and told him what had happened. At that moment, James Bond broke a section of the glass dome that had covered the HQ and descended on a rope towards Tails and King Boo. As they all rushed out of the main database room and towards the exit. The Speed team was waiting right outside with Tony on his board, Sonic with his hands clutched to the back of it, Amy standing on a different board the had been attached to the other board ready to attack with her hammer, and Ridley hovering overhead, providing cover attack. King Boo jumped on Tony's board (Keep in mind, this was a long board) and Tails flew up with Ridley. James was able to latch himself onto Amy's board and pull himself along on a "Sand Board".
Ray-Man, on the other hand, was having much more trouble. Going as fast as he could, he finally tackled the shadowy character. "FINALLY! I've been waiting a long time for this moment. For I, Ray-Man, have finally captured…." He shouted as he thrusted the hand that he held the creature in into the moonlight. Suddenly, he realized that a terrible mistake had been made, "..A squirrel? I captured a squirrel?! Oh man… Well, I better get back to the others. They should be done by now." Ray-Man let the squirrel go and used the Throttle Copter to reach the Speed Team where he saw the rest of his squad getting ready to leave. But as Ray-Man left, an evil look came upon the squirrel's face. He would have his vengeance.
Falcon, Mario, Link and Fox were now all at the main exit door. They saw clouds of dust being kicked up in front of them, and ran after the thieves. They edged towards the squads, getting closer every second.
"They're slowing edging towards us, getting closer with each second!" James shouted as turned back around to focus on his steering.
"Wait a minute, I have an idea!" Sonic exclaimed as he took something out of his pocket. It was the bottle that Pit had given him earlier (Author's note: See chapter 2 for details) and took a large swig of it, and threw the bottle behind him. His speed had easily quadrupled and the Team was now moving 2 times faster as the Smashers.
"Oh man! Now we're never gonna catch up to 'em!" Link sighed as he stopped running.
"Not necessarily…" Capt. Falcon said as he picked up a small bottle from the ground.
On the skateboard, it appeared that the ASSBUTT squad was about to escape, when suddenly, a gigantic cloud of dust was starting to form behind them. "What's that thing?" Tails asked, looking back at the cloud, "Oh shigger berries."
Before Tails could even get out the shigger, four figures appeared at the head of the dust cloud. Tails immediately took out his cell phone. "Hello, HQ? Yeah we're gonna need backup."
OOOOOOOOOOOH! So the plot unfolds once more. But how do we know the ASSBUTT squad will make it out alright? Will the muscle squad be able to defend against Hyper Smashers? What 'Certain attributes' was King Boo talking about? Find out these answers to these burning questions and more in the next chapter: Chapter 6: The Midnight Thunder Brawl!
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters that have been copyrighted by Nintendo or any other company. I merely use them for humorous fan-fics that piss people off.
Chapter 5: The Viewtiful Escape!
Link, Mario, Fox, and Capt. Falcon all ran toward the central control room. Tails had hacked into the main computer and was taking all the vital information from the base that he needed. King Boo had his own mission. He was going to find a host body and possess it. He saw Marth and went for him. Meanwhile, Ray-Man was outside, keeping look out for any possibility of aerial attacks. All of a sudden, he saw a shadow pass quickly behind him. He was immediately suspicious of this, and headed off in its direction. At that very moment, Tails had cracked the bases security code and started to download all the information he needed.
Marth was just strolling down the hall (He couldn't hear the alarm, he had his headphones on) when he felt a large gust of wind breeze by him. He looked around, trying to find the source when suddenly, King Boo jumped out of a closet and into Marth's body! Marth's eyes turned red and his skin got much more pale. "Yeah! Finally, a body to call my own!" King Boo shouted as he looked at the different parts of his body. And when he was sure that nobody was looking, he looked inside of his pants. "Well, there is a few attributes we might have to work on," King sighed, frowning, "On the positive side, this body has a nice ass!"
Clouds of dust formed behind Ray-Man as he chased after the shadowy figure that he had seen. "First, I'm gonna get you! Then, I'm gonna get all the info I need out of you! Then, I'm gonna kill you!" He said as he grabbed a tree branch, using momentum to swing himself around a very sharp corner. "That was a close one. I better switch to Throttle Copter mode." And so he did. Ray-Man went into Throttle Copter mode and now had a great advantage over his opponent. Or so he thought, because at that moment. The shadow figure spread out its arms and started to glide downward. "Man, I hate it when my opponent foils my plans to foil his escape plans!"
All the while, Tails had finally finished downloading the information and started to make a run for it. King Boo dashed towards Tails and told him what had happened. At that moment, James Bond broke a section of the glass dome that had covered the HQ and descended on a rope towards Tails and King Boo. As they all rushed out of the main database room and towards the exit. The Speed team was waiting right outside with Tony on his board, Sonic with his hands clutched to the back of it, Amy standing on a different board the had been attached to the other board ready to attack with her hammer, and Ridley hovering overhead, providing cover attack. King Boo jumped on Tony's board (Keep in mind, this was a long board) and Tails flew up with Ridley. James was able to latch himself onto Amy's board and pull himself along on a "Sand Board".
Ray-Man, on the other hand, was having much more trouble. Going as fast as he could, he finally tackled the shadowy character. "FINALLY! I've been waiting a long time for this moment. For I, Ray-Man, have finally captured…." He shouted as he thrusted the hand that he held the creature in into the moonlight. Suddenly, he realized that a terrible mistake had been made, "..A squirrel? I captured a squirrel?! Oh man… Well, I better get back to the others. They should be done by now." Ray-Man let the squirrel go and used the Throttle Copter to reach the Speed Team where he saw the rest of his squad getting ready to leave. But as Ray-Man left, an evil look came upon the squirrel's face. He would have his vengeance.
Falcon, Mario, Link and Fox were now all at the main exit door. They saw clouds of dust being kicked up in front of them, and ran after the thieves. They edged towards the squads, getting closer every second.
"They're slowing edging towards us, getting closer with each second!" James shouted as turned back around to focus on his steering.
"Wait a minute, I have an idea!" Sonic exclaimed as he took something out of his pocket. It was the bottle that Pit had given him earlier (Author's note: See chapter 2 for details) and took a large swig of it, and threw the bottle behind him. His speed had easily quadrupled and the Team was now moving 2 times faster as the Smashers.
"Oh man! Now we're never gonna catch up to 'em!" Link sighed as he stopped running.
"Not necessarily…" Capt. Falcon said as he picked up a small bottle from the ground.
On the skateboard, it appeared that the ASSBUTT squad was about to escape, when suddenly, a gigantic cloud of dust was starting to form behind them. "What's that thing?" Tails asked, looking back at the cloud, "Oh shigger berries."
Before Tails could even get out the shigger, four figures appeared at the head of the dust cloud. Tails immediately took out his cell phone. "Hello, HQ? Yeah we're gonna need backup."
OOOOOOOOOOOH! So the plot unfolds once more. But how do we know the ASSBUTT squad will make it out alright? Will the muscle squad be able to defend against Hyper Smashers? What 'Certain attributes' was King Boo talking about? Find out these answers to these burning questions and more in the next chapter: Chapter 6: The Midnight Thunder Brawl!