Disclaimer: The character Neville Longbottom was not made up by me. He belongs to J.K. Rowling. Anything else is mine.
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For Neville Longbottom's 15th birthday, he recieved a cage of gerbils. Little did he know that they were plotting against him all the while.....
Gerbil 1: Okay, gerbils. They're asleep. It is time to plot our revenge!
Gerbil 2: No way! I LOVE the humans! They feed me, and cuddle me, and-
Gerbil 3: Exactly. They always take care of you. We need revenge on account of their unjust favoratism.
Gerbil 4: I thought that we were attacking for freedom and liberty!
Gerbil 3: Stop acting so patriotic.
Gerbil 4: Oh come on, this is a really small cage. Especially for four hamsters.
Unknown gerbil: Five, actually.
Gerbil 2: AAAAAAAAAH! Rabid gerbil!
Gerbil 1: Gerbil number 5? I thought you were dead!
Gerbil 5: Oh, ya. Excuse me.
Gerbil 5 moans and collapses in the sawdust.
Gerbil 1: Okay. That's better. Now, for the attack. I will be captain-
Gerbil 4: Oh, no you don't. We're not going to be like those corny monologues that put the first character in charge just because they're number one. And besides, guys, we do have names.
Gerbil 3: No, we don't.
Gerbil 2: Ooh! Gerbil 4, what is your name?
Gerbil 4 (blushing): It's......Hershell.
Gerbil 1: What a retarded name.
Gerbil 4: Ya, it is kinda intense. But anyway, as I was saying, we must be original. I think that we should put the highest number in charge. Technichally, thats number 5. But he's dead, so-
Gerbil 5: I'm not dead!
Gerbil 4: Assuming he's dead, the highest number is number 4. And *gasp* that's me! ME! GWAHAHA!
Gerbil 1: Not so fast, Hershell.
Gerbil 4: Whaa...??
Gerbil 1: You have a name. You are no longer part of the Numbered Gerbils.
Gerbil 4: But you can't...
Gerbil 1: Can and will. Oh, Narrator! Can we get a title switching in order?
Narrator: No problem, number 1.
Gerbil 1: Ha.
Hershell: NO!
Gerbil 3: Due to your own rule set earlier, I am the highest number remaining and therefore I am in charge. Me!
Hershell: I don't think so, WEBSTER!
Gerbil 3: GASP! How do you know my name!?!
Hershell: I just do. Oh, Narrator!
Narrator: Anytime, Hershell. *Snickers*
Hershell: Oh, just do the name switch.
Narrator: Sure thing, HERSHELL! *Mad gasps of laughter*
Hershell: Shut up!
Narrator: Okay.
Webster: WAHH!
Gerbil 1: Well, I guess this puts number 2 in charge.
Gerbil 2: NEVER! I won't run an attack against my beloved masters!
Gerbil 1: Due to number 2's refusal to take command, I am once again put in charge.
Hershell: That means that this whole dialogue was pointless?
Webster: Guess so.
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For Neville Longbottom's 15th birthday, he recieved a cage of gerbils. Little did he know that they were plotting against him all the while.....
Gerbil 1: Okay, gerbils. They're asleep. It is time to plot our revenge!
Gerbil 2: No way! I LOVE the humans! They feed me, and cuddle me, and-
Gerbil 3: Exactly. They always take care of you. We need revenge on account of their unjust favoratism.
Gerbil 4: I thought that we were attacking for freedom and liberty!
Gerbil 3: Stop acting so patriotic.
Gerbil 4: Oh come on, this is a really small cage. Especially for four hamsters.
Unknown gerbil: Five, actually.
Gerbil 2: AAAAAAAAAH! Rabid gerbil!
Gerbil 1: Gerbil number 5? I thought you were dead!
Gerbil 5: Oh, ya. Excuse me.
Gerbil 5 moans and collapses in the sawdust.
Gerbil 1: Okay. That's better. Now, for the attack. I will be captain-
Gerbil 4: Oh, no you don't. We're not going to be like those corny monologues that put the first character in charge just because they're number one. And besides, guys, we do have names.
Gerbil 3: No, we don't.
Gerbil 2: Ooh! Gerbil 4, what is your name?
Gerbil 4 (blushing): It's......Hershell.
Gerbil 1: What a retarded name.
Gerbil 4: Ya, it is kinda intense. But anyway, as I was saying, we must be original. I think that we should put the highest number in charge. Technichally, thats number 5. But he's dead, so-
Gerbil 5: I'm not dead!
Gerbil 4: Assuming he's dead, the highest number is number 4. And *gasp* that's me! ME! GWAHAHA!
Gerbil 1: Not so fast, Hershell.
Gerbil 4: Whaa...??
Gerbil 1: You have a name. You are no longer part of the Numbered Gerbils.
Gerbil 4: But you can't...
Gerbil 1: Can and will. Oh, Narrator! Can we get a title switching in order?
Narrator: No problem, number 1.
Gerbil 1: Ha.
Hershell: NO!
Gerbil 3: Due to your own rule set earlier, I am the highest number remaining and therefore I am in charge. Me!
Hershell: I don't think so, WEBSTER!
Gerbil 3: GASP! How do you know my name!?!
Hershell: I just do. Oh, Narrator!
Narrator: Anytime, Hershell. *Snickers*
Hershell: Oh, just do the name switch.
Narrator: Sure thing, HERSHELL! *Mad gasps of laughter*
Hershell: Shut up!
Narrator: Okay.
Webster: WAHH!
Gerbil 1: Well, I guess this puts number 2 in charge.
Gerbil 2: NEVER! I won't run an attack against my beloved masters!
Gerbil 1: Due to number 2's refusal to take command, I am once again put in charge.
Hershell: That means that this whole dialogue was pointless?
Webster: Guess so.
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More to come! Read, read, read! Review, review, review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!