THE GRAND ESCAPADE!!!!! This is the chapter you've all been waiting for.....just admit it you've been waiting for it.....anywayz, THE GRAND ESCAPADE!!!!! Ok sorry I'll stop saying that now. (looks around discreetly) THE GRAND ESCAPADE!!!!!! Yee-hee this is sooo exciting!!! *clears throat* Right. Sorry.
TO my dear reviewers:
byttmeo7: YAY!!! They're gonna escape this time!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! Thank you for the idea!! :) YOU ROCK!!
Teenage Drama Queen: About the Pistachio slash Shirley thing...it's do-able (you do know that they're both guys right?? I have nuthing against this but still...GERBILS?!?!) YOU ROCK!! GO YOU!! I'm glad to hear my work is appreciated! And yes, I am going to use your idea for the *wink *wink Number 5/Koala *wink *wink NOBODY PAY ATTENTION!! YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH!! Oh ya and by the way..FOUR REVIEWS!!! YOU ARE SOO AWESOME! Everybody be like this girl and review! review! review!
Disclaimer: YEE-HAW! Me no no own Harry Potter!!
****CHAPTER 5**** ~Guest-starring Malfoy~
THE GRAND ESCAPADE!! (I swear it thats the last time.)
Shirley: *Awkward silence* Why do I always have to start the chapters? This is sooo unfair.
Gerbil 2: As you all know, this is a very special chapter for me. I am *sobs dramatically* the star of the show.
Webster: This aint no show, cow boy!
Gerbil 2: Then what is it, hick?
Pistachio: You know what I could really go for right now? ICE CREAM!
Hershell: Well how's that that -boy- keeps on forgetting to feed us!
Pistachio: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! ARRRRGGG!!!
Narrator: Pistachio charges at the wall of the cage with all his might. Cage starts to shake violently.
Shirley: Pistachio, cut it out!
Hershell: Ya! You'll like hurt yourself!
Shirley: No, I meant quit talking about ice cream! *Drools* Mmm. Ice cream.
Gerbil 2: As the star of this 'chapter', I have just had an ingenious idea.
Webster: I know! Is it that if we all keep ramming our heads against the cage we'll rock it off this chair and we'll finally be free?
Gerbil 2: No, silly. We'll hire a gang of teddy bears to come and be our friends! Then we'll get them to lift the lid off this cage and place it on the floor. Once their hands are free, they can carry us to safety and we can all go and live in the mountains of Peru together!
Pistachio: WAHHH! I'm stuck in a cage full of moronic gerbils with NO- ICE- CREAM!!
Narrator: Pistachio repeatedly whacks his head against the side of the cage. The cage begins to veer towards the left.
Pistachio: *bangs head* *bangs head* *bangs head*
Narrator: Gerbils slide slowly. Tipping increases, and finally-
BOOM!
Gerbil 2: Ah, Pistachio! Look what you've done! It'll take me weeks to unwedge all these woodchips from my eyes!
Shirley: LOOK! The cage! It's open! WE'RE FREE!
Narrator: Squeals of joy from cage-members. The cage is lying on its side on the floor of the gryffindor commonroom. Luckily, no one is around.
Hershell: We're free! FREE! I feel like a bird. Or a watermelon. Maybe even a kumquat. Gee, I even feel like a snowmobile!
Webster: That's a first.
Hershell: I'll say.
Pistachio: Okay, folks! There's gotta be some ice cream around here somewhere! Split up!
Shirley: Wait! Don't you see? This is a perfect way to start a war against the humans! Stay here and let's make a battle plan!
Gerbil 2: Hold it, hold it! I'm the star here remember? I call the shots! I say we explore. Maybe we'll come across some teddy bears we can befriend.
Narrator: The door creaks open and in step Malfoy and his buffoon friends.
Malfoy: I'm telling you, we'll just take a few of their posessions and then sneak out again. They're not expecting something like this and we'll never get cau-AAAGGHH! GERBILS!!!
Crabbe: Ya, I heard that Neville kid got a cage of gerbils. They say it was a reward for not forgetting something for a whole week.
Malfoy: *sarcasm* Gosh! A whole week!
Narrator: Snortish chuckles from all three.
Goyle: Why they're on the floor is beyond me.
Malfoy: Aww, looky. He's kinda cute!
Narrator: Malfoy picks up Hershell.
Hershell: Hey! Put me down! Aaa..discovering fear of heights..
Malfoy: Why, hello gerbil-*gasp* Hershell?!?
Hershell: *Gasp* Fuzzy-wuzzy?!? My previous owner?!
Malfoy & Hershell: *sigh* I can't believe it's you!
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GWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Okay guys i know it was short... but I haven't updated in a long time and i have to look over my reviews to see what to add....and you must forgive me if I didn't forfill your requests this time. It'll come soon I swear!So I'll try to finish the next chappie for next weekend! I know I'm slow...my brain tends to stop functioning...ya thats happening more and more often lately..hope ya enjoyed!
TO my dear reviewers:
byttmeo7: YAY!!! They're gonna escape this time!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! Thank you for the idea!! :) YOU ROCK!!
Teenage Drama Queen: About the Pistachio slash Shirley thing...it's do-able (you do know that they're both guys right?? I have nuthing against this but still...GERBILS?!?!) YOU ROCK!! GO YOU!! I'm glad to hear my work is appreciated! And yes, I am going to use your idea for the *wink *wink Number 5/Koala *wink *wink NOBODY PAY ATTENTION!! YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH!! Oh ya and by the way..FOUR REVIEWS!!! YOU ARE SOO AWESOME! Everybody be like this girl and review! review! review!
Disclaimer: YEE-HAW! Me no no own Harry Potter!!
****CHAPTER 5**** ~Guest-starring Malfoy~
THE GRAND ESCAPADE!! (I swear it thats the last time.)
Shirley: *Awkward silence* Why do I always have to start the chapters? This is sooo unfair.
Gerbil 2: As you all know, this is a very special chapter for me. I am *sobs dramatically* the star of the show.
Webster: This aint no show, cow boy!
Gerbil 2: Then what is it, hick?
Pistachio: You know what I could really go for right now? ICE CREAM!
Hershell: Well how's that that -boy- keeps on forgetting to feed us!
Pistachio: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! ARRRRGGG!!!
Narrator: Pistachio charges at the wall of the cage with all his might. Cage starts to shake violently.
Shirley: Pistachio, cut it out!
Hershell: Ya! You'll like hurt yourself!
Shirley: No, I meant quit talking about ice cream! *Drools* Mmm. Ice cream.
Gerbil 2: As the star of this 'chapter', I have just had an ingenious idea.
Webster: I know! Is it that if we all keep ramming our heads against the cage we'll rock it off this chair and we'll finally be free?
Gerbil 2: No, silly. We'll hire a gang of teddy bears to come and be our friends! Then we'll get them to lift the lid off this cage and place it on the floor. Once their hands are free, they can carry us to safety and we can all go and live in the mountains of Peru together!
Pistachio: WAHHH! I'm stuck in a cage full of moronic gerbils with NO- ICE- CREAM!!
Narrator: Pistachio repeatedly whacks his head against the side of the cage. The cage begins to veer towards the left.
Pistachio: *bangs head* *bangs head* *bangs head*
Narrator: Gerbils slide slowly. Tipping increases, and finally-
BOOM!
Gerbil 2: Ah, Pistachio! Look what you've done! It'll take me weeks to unwedge all these woodchips from my eyes!
Shirley: LOOK! The cage! It's open! WE'RE FREE!
Narrator: Squeals of joy from cage-members. The cage is lying on its side on the floor of the gryffindor commonroom. Luckily, no one is around.
Hershell: We're free! FREE! I feel like a bird. Or a watermelon. Maybe even a kumquat. Gee, I even feel like a snowmobile!
Webster: That's a first.
Hershell: I'll say.
Pistachio: Okay, folks! There's gotta be some ice cream around here somewhere! Split up!
Shirley: Wait! Don't you see? This is a perfect way to start a war against the humans! Stay here and let's make a battle plan!
Gerbil 2: Hold it, hold it! I'm the star here remember? I call the shots! I say we explore. Maybe we'll come across some teddy bears we can befriend.
Narrator: The door creaks open and in step Malfoy and his buffoon friends.
Malfoy: I'm telling you, we'll just take a few of their posessions and then sneak out again. They're not expecting something like this and we'll never get cau-AAAGGHH! GERBILS!!!
Crabbe: Ya, I heard that Neville kid got a cage of gerbils. They say it was a reward for not forgetting something for a whole week.
Malfoy: *sarcasm* Gosh! A whole week!
Narrator: Snortish chuckles from all three.
Goyle: Why they're on the floor is beyond me.
Malfoy: Aww, looky. He's kinda cute!
Narrator: Malfoy picks up Hershell.
Hershell: Hey! Put me down! Aaa..discovering fear of heights..
Malfoy: Why, hello gerbil-*gasp* Hershell?!?
Hershell: *Gasp* Fuzzy-wuzzy?!? My previous owner?!
Malfoy & Hershell: *sigh* I can't believe it's you!
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GWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Okay guys i know it was short... but I haven't updated in a long time and i have to look over my reviews to see what to add....and you must forgive me if I didn't forfill your requests this time. It'll come soon I swear!So I'll try to finish the next chappie for next weekend! I know I'm slow...my brain tends to stop functioning...ya thats happening more and more often lately..hope ya enjoyed!