Okay! It's me again, with a fresh new chappie to try to make it up to you my poor readers...I know the last chapter wasn't so good.....
Teenage Drama Queen/Raine an Frodo: Why change the name? Anyway, more people should be like you and review for each (of my) chapters. HAHAH! U ROCK!!!
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Chapter 6...Gerbil 2's still king supreme
Disclaimer: Meh.
Shirley: Whaaa?!?! You two KNOW EACH OTHER???
Hershell: We sure do!
Malfoy *suddenly able to understand gerbilish*: Yep, I am Hershey-wershey's previous devoted owner.
Webster: If you're so devoted, how come you gave him up?
Malfoy: It's a long, tragic story.
Hershell: He's allergic.
Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAH CHOOOOOOO!
Narrator: *loud fits of choking, hacking and sneezing erupt from Malfoy's corner of the room.*
Webster: WARNING!RANDOM ALERT!
Pistachio: Bananas, bananas, we eat bananas...nooooo appleess allowedddddddddddddddd........
Malfoy: Hey, I'm not a super genious here! I still can't understand guinea piggish!
Crabbe: SOB! I CAN! I used to have a guinea pig named potato...and we sang the banana song together.....
Pistachio: Bananas, bananas, we eat bananas........noooooo appleeees allowedddd...
Crabbe: GASP! POTATO?!?!?
Pistachio: GASP! Mr. Prickely???!?!
Malfoy: Mr Prickely?!?
Crabbe: I used to have a "prickely" mohawk.
Malfoy: Holey canoley! Hershell called me fuzzy-wuzzy because of my buzz cut!
Webster: Dude, that's way deep.
potato: Ya, it is kinda weird how all rodents name their masters after their hair styles. I knew this guy who had a mullet...
Gerbil 2: Ahem! Pesky humans, be on your way! You are interfering with the escapade!
Malfoy: Um, who ya callin pesky?? Tsk tsk, little man.
Gerbil 5: I feel strangely left out.
Goyle: EGADS! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Potato: He is, apparently.
Goyle: That's insane! You're all insane! How can he be dead if-
Crabbe: Hey, knock it off! You're supposed to be the dumb one!
Goyle: Oh. Sorry.
Gerbil 5: I'm tired of being the forgotten, dead rodent in the corner! I want an important role in this story!
Webster: You could be my pet koala.
Gerbil 5: But- im a gerbil..
Webster: Gerbil, koala, same deal. I WANT A KOALA! BE MY KOALA!
Shirley: Be my........frankenstein....*koff koff* Sorry.
Gerbil 5: What's in it for me?
Webster: Um, HeLlO? Have you been listening to any of our conversation? YOU GET TO BE MY KOALA!!!
Gerbil 5: Besides that.
Webster: Not much. OH! I know! You can be my TALKING koala!
Gerbil 5: Talking koala?
Webster: Ya! You can still be my pet koala, but you also get to talk!
Gerbil 5: Which means...more lines!
Webster: Which means...a bigger part!
Webster/ Gerbil 5: YES!
Gerbil 5: I'll take it!
Narrator: Al righty then.
Koala: YAY!
Malfoy: Hmm. That's strange. Seeing as Gerbil 5 didn't actually turn into a koala, I should still be able to understand him. But all I hear is squeak, squeak, squeak.
Goyle: Quit talking to yourself, man. It's freaking me out.
Webster: Hold up. It's my koala which means I get to name it.
Koala: But, I like the name koala! Especially since I am completely oblivious to the actual meaning of the word!
Webster: Nah, I think I'll name you...Ping-Pang.
Narrator: ***THE RANDOM ALERT'S GOING OFF THE SCALES!!!*** But, your wish is my command...
Hershell: HAHA! I think I saw that in a movie once!
Narrator: I'm allowed to borrow catch phrases from movies, aren't I?
Hershell: Dunno...ah, you got me thinking too hard again, narry! Remember last time that happened?
Narrator: *Shudders* How could I forget?
Hershell: Ah, there you go with the catch-phrase-stealing again! You better watch out, buddy, that mouth could get you sued!
Narrator: B-but everyone says that!
Hershell: Grrr...
Narrator: Alright, alright, no more catch-phrase-stealing!
Hershell: Uh, Narrator? That catch-phrase-stealing thing is mine, you're stealing my catch-phrase.
Narrator: Do you want me to change your name to Tinkerbell? Huh?
Hershell: *Cowers* N-no, almighty one!
Narrator: And don't you forget it!
*Silence*
Crabbe: Come on, Goyle, Malfoy. Let's go...these guys got me real confused!
Goyle: Hey, I'm the dumb one, remember?
Crabbe: Oh, right. Sorry. Let's go.
Malfoy: Not so fast. We could use these little guys...in the... GIRLS DORMITORY!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!
*~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ Until next chappie, amigos!
Teenage Drama Queen/Raine an Frodo: Why change the name? Anyway, more people should be like you and review for each (of my) chapters. HAHAH! U ROCK!!!
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Chapter 6...Gerbil 2's still king supreme
Disclaimer: Meh.
Shirley: Whaaa?!?! You two KNOW EACH OTHER???
Hershell: We sure do!
Malfoy *suddenly able to understand gerbilish*: Yep, I am Hershey-wershey's previous devoted owner.
Webster: If you're so devoted, how come you gave him up?
Malfoy: It's a long, tragic story.
Hershell: He's allergic.
Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAH CHOOOOOOO!
Narrator: *loud fits of choking, hacking and sneezing erupt from Malfoy's corner of the room.*
Webster: WARNING!RANDOM ALERT!
Pistachio: Bananas, bananas, we eat bananas...nooooo appleess allowedddddddddddddddd........
Malfoy: Hey, I'm not a super genious here! I still can't understand guinea piggish!
Crabbe: SOB! I CAN! I used to have a guinea pig named potato...and we sang the banana song together.....
Pistachio: Bananas, bananas, we eat bananas........noooooo appleeees allowedddd...
Crabbe: GASP! POTATO?!?!?
Pistachio: GASP! Mr. Prickely???!?!
Malfoy: Mr Prickely?!?
Crabbe: I used to have a "prickely" mohawk.
Malfoy: Holey canoley! Hershell called me fuzzy-wuzzy because of my buzz cut!
Webster: Dude, that's way deep.
potato: Ya, it is kinda weird how all rodents name their masters after their hair styles. I knew this guy who had a mullet...
Gerbil 2: Ahem! Pesky humans, be on your way! You are interfering with the escapade!
Malfoy: Um, who ya callin pesky?? Tsk tsk, little man.
Gerbil 5: I feel strangely left out.
Goyle: EGADS! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Potato: He is, apparently.
Goyle: That's insane! You're all insane! How can he be dead if-
Crabbe: Hey, knock it off! You're supposed to be the dumb one!
Goyle: Oh. Sorry.
Gerbil 5: I'm tired of being the forgotten, dead rodent in the corner! I want an important role in this story!
Webster: You could be my pet koala.
Gerbil 5: But- im a gerbil..
Webster: Gerbil, koala, same deal. I WANT A KOALA! BE MY KOALA!
Shirley: Be my........frankenstein....*koff koff* Sorry.
Gerbil 5: What's in it for me?
Webster: Um, HeLlO? Have you been listening to any of our conversation? YOU GET TO BE MY KOALA!!!
Gerbil 5: Besides that.
Webster: Not much. OH! I know! You can be my TALKING koala!
Gerbil 5: Talking koala?
Webster: Ya! You can still be my pet koala, but you also get to talk!
Gerbil 5: Which means...more lines!
Webster: Which means...a bigger part!
Webster/ Gerbil 5: YES!
Gerbil 5: I'll take it!
Narrator: Al righty then.
Koala: YAY!
Malfoy: Hmm. That's strange. Seeing as Gerbil 5 didn't actually turn into a koala, I should still be able to understand him. But all I hear is squeak, squeak, squeak.
Goyle: Quit talking to yourself, man. It's freaking me out.
Webster: Hold up. It's my koala which means I get to name it.
Koala: But, I like the name koala! Especially since I am completely oblivious to the actual meaning of the word!
Webster: Nah, I think I'll name you...Ping-Pang.
Narrator: ***THE RANDOM ALERT'S GOING OFF THE SCALES!!!*** But, your wish is my command...
Hershell: HAHA! I think I saw that in a movie once!
Narrator: I'm allowed to borrow catch phrases from movies, aren't I?
Hershell: Dunno...ah, you got me thinking too hard again, narry! Remember last time that happened?
Narrator: *Shudders* How could I forget?
Hershell: Ah, there you go with the catch-phrase-stealing again! You better watch out, buddy, that mouth could get you sued!
Narrator: B-but everyone says that!
Hershell: Grrr...
Narrator: Alright, alright, no more catch-phrase-stealing!
Hershell: Uh, Narrator? That catch-phrase-stealing thing is mine, you're stealing my catch-phrase.
Narrator: Do you want me to change your name to Tinkerbell? Huh?
Hershell: *Cowers* N-no, almighty one!
Narrator: And don't you forget it!
*Silence*
Crabbe: Come on, Goyle, Malfoy. Let's go...these guys got me real confused!
Goyle: Hey, I'm the dumb one, remember?
Crabbe: Oh, right. Sorry. Let's go.
Malfoy: Not so fast. We could use these little guys...in the... GIRLS DORMITORY!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!
*~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ *~*~ Until next chappie, amigos!