Complaints

Disclaimer: Me poor writer.  No have money.  No own characters.  No good to sue.

Summary: The life of a GF just ain't what it's cracked up to be…Just a bunch of ficlets that came to me one night when I was running low on sleep.  They originally started out being funny, but I think some of them have lost their humour as they took a dive into the darker side of things.  Be warned, you might not like some of the portrayals or some of the subject matter.

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Rating: R  (For adult situations, language, and violence)

                                                                                [1] Quetzacotl

                Everything was all fine and dandy until THEY came along and ripped me out of my computer.  They suck me there in the first place, denying me the right to fly among the storm clouds, and expected me to be HAPPY about this all!!

                Don't get me wrong, I ain't a whiner.  I made the best of my situation instead of bitchin' about it like some OTHERS that I know.  I mean, the computer RAN off of electricity, so I could do whatever the hell I wanted with it.  I even deleted that big jerk's paper once because the idiot hadn't saved and I sent a power surge through the computer.  It wasn't even that good of a paper, anyhow.  Filled with tons of 'ya'know's'.  Anyone who would pass that dip was even dumber than he was.

                And then there was the internet!!!

                I had just figured out how work this great thing called the web and I was checkin' out these great pictures when they just yanked me right out!!  Just like that!!  No warning, no apology, nuthin'!

                And then I found myself bound this greasy little git's brain!  And I was just suppose to come whenever he called to kick some monster's butt because HE was too lazy to do it himself!

                He also used me.  ME!!  Dug through MY brain and took all this stuff for him to use like I was a TOWEL or something!!  Just so he could impress a few girls with his skill at cards and the amount of punches he could take before he needed to heal himself!

                It was thoroughly disgusting.

                And the worse thing about the whole thing is I found the little creep GROWING on me!!  Like tumour!  I found myself actually beginning to WORRY what might happen to the little bastard and his stupid friends!!  How pathetic is that?!?

                I can't believe myself.