Complaints

by Durgas Dragon

The life of a GF just ain’t what it’s cracked up to be…Just a bunch of ficlets that came to me one night when I was running low on sleep. Be warned, you might not like some of the portrayals or some of the subject matter.

2. Shiva

[2] Shiva

                Paint.

                Blue paint.

                Strategically placed blue paint.

                That's it.

                What the HELL were they thinking?!

                I'll give you it shows off my perfect figure nicely, but it's PAINT for Hyne's sake!!  I'm an ICE GODDESS!!  Whatever happened to the sex appeal of fur and velvet?!

                I feel so…dirty.  Like I should be working someplace else.  And getting paid a hell of a lot money. 

                And it wouldn't even be so bad if there were just some decent guys around to appreciate me!  Someone to appreciate the beauty of the freeze, the seduction of the ice.

                But noooooo.  There's no one here to enjoy me!  I'm just here to maybe populate the wet dreams of some teenaged kids!  Just because I'm encased in a bunch of ice doesn't mean I don't want some form of warm touch!  All those dumb kids…

                And that damn sock-puppet of a bird doesn't help at all.  First it was 'quit your bitchin' and go away' when we stuck in that stupid computer.  Then it was 'my human is worse than yours will ever be'.  And now that stupid sparrow-wannabe is trying to tell me that we need to help those little horny twits out!  I think the only reason he says that is because he's managed to convince his human that the internet is Hyne's better half, so now all they do is play with that.  What a friggin' loser.

                Ifrit's no better.  He ogles along with them and makes stupid chauvinistic comments.  Gods, I think I hate him most of all.  He's loud, over-bearing, over-muscled, and he emanates heat worse then a bloody fire does!

                Gods.  Just…go…AWAY!!!