Complaints

by Durgas Dragon

The life of a GF just ain’t what it’s cracked up to be…Just a bunch of ficlets that came to me one night when I was running low on sleep. Be warned, you might not like some of the portrayals or some of the subject matter.

5. Brothers

[5] Brothers

                Hrumph.  I just want to win…something, I don't know what, and I'm beginning to think that I don't care what either.  I just wanna win.  I didn't win against the humans, I never win against my brother, and I can't beat the green gerbil or that windbag in any game I play them in.  It's not fair!

                I'd say they'd were cheating, but Cerberus would have told me.  Cerberus is nice like that.  Plus, he's got three heads so he can see everyone's hands.  It makes things easier that way.

                I don't like Quetzacotl much.  He keeps promising me that he'll teach me how to play that card game that the humans are always playing, but he never does.  I think he just says that to me to make me go away, but I can't be sure.

                And I wish they'd spot calling me 'loser'.  It's not nice.  It's not my fault that I don't have any luck.  One of these days, I'm going to get one of those luck raising things that the humans are always drinking and see if that will help me.  Maybe then I'll win something.

                It'd be nice to win, even if it was just once.  It wouldn't have to be much.  I'd be happy with a small victory, one that would show everyone else that I'm not a complete loser.