Here I am again! I'm really fond of ending things like that. Yes, Brittany is now fit to serve in the Corps. Yay!
Brian: That's not a good thing.
Kat: It's your own fault!
Brian: That wasn't me!
Kat: Suuuuuuuuure! Go ahead and deny it! Just like the time your bottle spontaneously combusted.
Brian: That was you.
Karla: Actually, it was all me, but I have author powers and can make you all do my bidding.
Brian: Is that why I end up reading the synopsis all the time then?
Karla: You don't do it all the time.
Kurt: She's forced me into it today.
Karla: Read.
Kurt: *sighs* Having watched another person die, Brittany has been transported to another world by the mysterious Jamie, who is apparently a corps woman. *pauses* How can she be mysterious if I-
Karla: Shut up you fool! You'll reveal the truth!
Brian: Where'd that come from?
Karla: I just always wanted to say it.
"I'm fit for the corps? I want to go home and see my friends, not fight demons." I said. Jamie had led me to a cottage on a lake. It looked like it had been carved out of the inside of the tree itself.
"You don't necessarily fight demons. Sometimes it's about protecting people, or standing up for what's right." She replied. She stopped where a door should have been.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"My brother's changed it again. There's a custom here that says 'if you can't figure out the door you don't deserve to be in the house'." she replied, as she searched around for any way in.
"So does your brother not like you or something?" I asked. I looked the 'door' carefully up and down. "You know, a drill would work wonders on this."
"I know, but we don't have them here. They're a product of the black art of Scianc." she said, still not looking up from her search.
"Science you mean? That's all we have at home." I replied. She turned and stared.
"Euro-Summers." She muttered and went back to her search.
"What did you say?" I asked. I've never forgotten anything. It's part of my powers.
"Hunh? Oh nothing." she replied. "Aha! Brittany, that flower at your feet is the knob. Turn it and the door should open."
I turned the flower and the door did just that. A familiar face greated me and I fell back expecting the blow.
"Daddy?"
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! More fun! I love doing this. Torture is fun isn't it?
Jamie: No it isn't.
Karla: Mental torture.
Jamie: Oh. Well, that's alright then.
Kat: Really? Does that mean the scary potato man isn't coming?
Jamie: No, he is coming.
Kat: Yeek! *hides under a napkin*
Brian: That's not a good thing.
Kat: It's your own fault!
Brian: That wasn't me!
Kat: Suuuuuuuuure! Go ahead and deny it! Just like the time your bottle spontaneously combusted.
Brian: That was you.
Karla: Actually, it was all me, but I have author powers and can make you all do my bidding.
Brian: Is that why I end up reading the synopsis all the time then?
Karla: You don't do it all the time.
Kurt: She's forced me into it today.
Karla: Read.
Kurt: *sighs* Having watched another person die, Brittany has been transported to another world by the mysterious Jamie, who is apparently a corps woman. *pauses* How can she be mysterious if I-
Karla: Shut up you fool! You'll reveal the truth!
Brian: Where'd that come from?
Karla: I just always wanted to say it.
"I'm fit for the corps? I want to go home and see my friends, not fight demons." I said. Jamie had led me to a cottage on a lake. It looked like it had been carved out of the inside of the tree itself.
"You don't necessarily fight demons. Sometimes it's about protecting people, or standing up for what's right." She replied. She stopped where a door should have been.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"My brother's changed it again. There's a custom here that says 'if you can't figure out the door you don't deserve to be in the house'." she replied, as she searched around for any way in.
"So does your brother not like you or something?" I asked. I looked the 'door' carefully up and down. "You know, a drill would work wonders on this."
"I know, but we don't have them here. They're a product of the black art of Scianc." she said, still not looking up from her search.
"Science you mean? That's all we have at home." I replied. She turned and stared.
"Euro-Summers." She muttered and went back to her search.
"What did you say?" I asked. I've never forgotten anything. It's part of my powers.
"Hunh? Oh nothing." she replied. "Aha! Brittany, that flower at your feet is the knob. Turn it and the door should open."
I turned the flower and the door did just that. A familiar face greated me and I fell back expecting the blow.
"Daddy?"
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! More fun! I love doing this. Torture is fun isn't it?
Jamie: No it isn't.
Karla: Mental torture.
Jamie: Oh. Well, that's alright then.
Kat: Really? Does that mean the scary potato man isn't coming?
Jamie: No, he is coming.
Kat: Yeek! *hides under a napkin*