The Legolas Lament

Disclaimer: I own Legolas. No, really, I do!! :Phoenix slowly wakes up: Oh, darn, that's only in my dreams. Ok, Legolas belongs to Tolkein (mean, selfish, really cool guy), but this song belongs to me. Ya wanna borrow it, ask first. But feel free to sing it at every opportunity. There will be more following. They're all in my head. Mostly to Christmas carols, which is slightly disturbing…

Anyway, on with the show…

Oh, Legolas

(To the tune of 'Oh, Christmas Tree')

Verse One

Oh, Legolas,

Oh, Legolas,

Oh, lovely Prince of Mirkwood



Oh, Legolas,

Oh, Legolas,

How lovely is your hairdo



Your flowing locks

Are dear to me,

I fancie the socks

Right off of thee



Oh, Legolas,

Oh, Legolas,

Oh, lovely Prince of Mirkwood



Verse Two

Oh, Legolas,

Oh, Legolas,

Oh, lovely Prince of Mirkwood



Oh, Legolas,

Oh, Legolas,

You really are the best, dude

Through Winter's rain,

And Summer's heat,

You are the guy,

I wish to meet



Oh, Legolas,

Oh, Legolas,

Oh, lovely Prince of Mirkwood



R/R! NOW!!!!