Excel Excel! Don't own any characters .!
The irc anime chat is not mine either! but i suggest u try it out and go to ACROSS channel. YESH!
Contains the chronically over-challenged and understaffed secret ideological organization of ACROSS.
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"OH NO! Excel's brain cells are hurting!" Excel screamed as the computer in front of her gave the dreaded BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Excel began hitting her head furiously on the wall. "What will I ever do!? Lord Il Palazzo demanded that Excel find out who the mastermind behind the Mirc Anime chat is and destroy it, but..." The blond haired freak flopped down on the table where Hyatt was concentrating on not passing out. "Excel is not a hacker..." Strange noises came from her stomach as she tried to cover her hungered face with a weird look. "Ugh...where's that mutt?" She looked left to right in search of Menchi, the emergency food supply.
"Uhm, Senor Excel?" Hyatt coughed, wiping the blood from her mouth away with the usual pink napkin. "Shouldn't we go to our part time jobs?" (-.-) Excel's eye twitched as Hyatt's voice rang in her ear.
"Have you forgotten our mission from Lord Il Palazzo!?" Excel's green eyes went all starry when she spoke her love's name. Hyatt's head shook as though it would fall off at any moment.
"But Senor Excel, what does an on-line anime chat have to do with the conquering of the city?" She asked in her fragile voice. Excel jumped onto the table and stood as though she were Il Pala. Clearing her voice she did an imitation of her beloved.
"The ignorant masses gather around their electrical devices known as computers day to day and log into this Mirc program which promotes the crazed discussion of anime which corrupts today's youth. Excel, Hyatt, your mission is to destroy the master mind behind this insanity and the program. Do not fail me!" As Excel finished her Il Palazzo impersonation, Hyatt collapsed to the floor.
"I suppose...*cough*...that is an excellent point. *cough*" Hyatt said weakly.
"YESH!" Excel's eyes went all googly as she stared at her poster of Lord Il Palazzo. "It is the most ideological mission my dear Lord Il Palazzo has assigned me!" Excel hugged the picture. "I fucking love you, so...much."
There was a playful knock at the door as Excel drooled over the poster. Hyatt crawled over to the door and opened it slightly. "EDWARDS HEEEEREEE!" A little girl with orange hair burst through the door, followed by a brown little doggie. They ran over Hyatt while dancing into the living room where Excel was now drooling on her poster.
Edward took a running jump onto Excel's head. "AHHHH!" Excel screamed as the two girls went tumbling to the floor.
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Excel's eyes spun as her head swayed back and forth. "DIZZY DIZZY!" Edward exclaimed as she stood up with swirly eyes, tipping this way and that.
Later at ACROSS HQ...
"HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO!" Excel and Edward cheered all too energectically. Of course, Hyatt fell over after trying to yell 'HAIL'.
"Excel?" Il Pala said in a mono tone voice. In a flash, Excel was on her knees in front of his throne.
"Yes, my lord Il Palazzo? Is there something I can do for you, Lord Il Palazzo?" She asked eagerly.
"What is this mass doing in ACROSS's secret base?" His white gloved finger pointed at Edward who was picking boogers out of her nose and eating them.
"Uhm...well..." (^.^;) Excel was not quick enough in her answer as she went falling down into the darkness of her all to familiar trap door. "Excel falls for you, lord Il pala-" Her sentence was cut off as she splashed into the freezing cold water.
"HI! I'm Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the IV!" The strange orange haired girl sat upon Lord Il Pala's head looking down at him with her large golden orbs known as eyes. (O.O)!
Lord Il Pala swung a rolled up newspaper at Edward. "ACK!" He ended up hitting himself on the head as the little girl jumped away and scampered over to Hyatt. The lady from Mars sat up on the floor.
"Edward is a genius hacker who is a member of the Bebop, a bounty hunter crew from the farther reaches of space. She can be of much use in our mission to conquer the city of F, Lord Il Palazzo."
Il Palazzo looked at Edward in disgust. He wasn't sure if he had just seen the child flick fleas from her head with her foot or if it was just dirt. "Yes, uhm, very well. He-"
"Edwards a little girl!" Ed said with a pout on her face. Il Pala raised on eyebrow at this information.
"Yes, of course. Uh...I expect you to watch Ed carefully, Hyatt."
"HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO!" Excel screeched from the bottom of her pit.
"YAY FOR LORD PALY!" Edward sang as she danced around Hyatt. Il Palazzo sweat dropped as he scratched a number 3 under total membership of ACROSS.
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*edward shoves a live fish into Excel's mouth* Good yes!?
*Excel chews the live fish* Yesh! penny flavor!
Today's mission...to be continued (o.O)
The irc anime chat is not mine either! but i suggest u try it out and go to ACROSS channel. YESH!
Contains the chronically over-challenged and understaffed secret ideological organization of ACROSS.
.....................................................................................
"OH NO! Excel's brain cells are hurting!" Excel screamed as the computer in front of her gave the dreaded BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Excel began hitting her head furiously on the wall. "What will I ever do!? Lord Il Palazzo demanded that Excel find out who the mastermind behind the Mirc Anime chat is and destroy it, but..." The blond haired freak flopped down on the table where Hyatt was concentrating on not passing out. "Excel is not a hacker..." Strange noises came from her stomach as she tried to cover her hungered face with a weird look. "Ugh...where's that mutt?" She looked left to right in search of Menchi, the emergency food supply.
"Uhm, Senor Excel?" Hyatt coughed, wiping the blood from her mouth away with the usual pink napkin. "Shouldn't we go to our part time jobs?" (-.-) Excel's eye twitched as Hyatt's voice rang in her ear.
"Have you forgotten our mission from Lord Il Palazzo!?" Excel's green eyes went all starry when she spoke her love's name. Hyatt's head shook as though it would fall off at any moment.
"But Senor Excel, what does an on-line anime chat have to do with the conquering of the city?" She asked in her fragile voice. Excel jumped onto the table and stood as though she were Il Pala. Clearing her voice she did an imitation of her beloved.
"The ignorant masses gather around their electrical devices known as computers day to day and log into this Mirc program which promotes the crazed discussion of anime which corrupts today's youth. Excel, Hyatt, your mission is to destroy the master mind behind this insanity and the program. Do not fail me!" As Excel finished her Il Palazzo impersonation, Hyatt collapsed to the floor.
"I suppose...*cough*...that is an excellent point. *cough*" Hyatt said weakly.
"YESH!" Excel's eyes went all googly as she stared at her poster of Lord Il Palazzo. "It is the most ideological mission my dear Lord Il Palazzo has assigned me!" Excel hugged the picture. "I fucking love you, so...much."
There was a playful knock at the door as Excel drooled over the poster. Hyatt crawled over to the door and opened it slightly. "EDWARDS HEEEEREEE!" A little girl with orange hair burst through the door, followed by a brown little doggie. They ran over Hyatt while dancing into the living room where Excel was now drooling on her poster.
Edward took a running jump onto Excel's head. "AHHHH!" Excel screamed as the two girls went tumbling to the floor.
@.@
Excel's eyes spun as her head swayed back and forth. "DIZZY DIZZY!" Edward exclaimed as she stood up with swirly eyes, tipping this way and that.
Later at ACROSS HQ...
"HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO!" Excel and Edward cheered all too energectically. Of course, Hyatt fell over after trying to yell 'HAIL'.
"Excel?" Il Pala said in a mono tone voice. In a flash, Excel was on her knees in front of his throne.
"Yes, my lord Il Palazzo? Is there something I can do for you, Lord Il Palazzo?" She asked eagerly.
"What is this mass doing in ACROSS's secret base?" His white gloved finger pointed at Edward who was picking boogers out of her nose and eating them.
"Uhm...well..." (^.^;) Excel was not quick enough in her answer as she went falling down into the darkness of her all to familiar trap door. "Excel falls for you, lord Il pala-" Her sentence was cut off as she splashed into the freezing cold water.
"HI! I'm Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the IV!" The strange orange haired girl sat upon Lord Il Pala's head looking down at him with her large golden orbs known as eyes. (O.O)!
Lord Il Pala swung a rolled up newspaper at Edward. "ACK!" He ended up hitting himself on the head as the little girl jumped away and scampered over to Hyatt. The lady from Mars sat up on the floor.
"Edward is a genius hacker who is a member of the Bebop, a bounty hunter crew from the farther reaches of space. She can be of much use in our mission to conquer the city of F, Lord Il Palazzo."
Il Palazzo looked at Edward in disgust. He wasn't sure if he had just seen the child flick fleas from her head with her foot or if it was just dirt. "Yes, uhm, very well. He-"
"Edwards a little girl!" Ed said with a pout on her face. Il Pala raised on eyebrow at this information.
"Yes, of course. Uh...I expect you to watch Ed carefully, Hyatt."
"HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO!" Excel screeched from the bottom of her pit.
"YAY FOR LORD PALY!" Edward sang as she danced around Hyatt. Il Palazzo sweat dropped as he scratched a number 3 under total membership of ACROSS.
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*edward shoves a live fish into Excel's mouth* Good yes!?
*Excel chews the live fish* Yesh! penny flavor!
Today's mission...to be continued (o.O)