Disclaimer: Inuyasha does not belong to me, it belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.
"So Miroku will you answer some questions for me and Kagome?" Sango asked.
"Suuuuu're. heheh. I'll always listen to my beautiful Sa'go..." Miroku replied. Sango blushed.
"Beautiful Sa'go!!!" Miroku repeated getting some strange looks from the other customers in the tavern.
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Then they all glanced at Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha? Will you answer some questions too?" They asked.
"Anythin'. for my K'gome!! " He said happily. Kagome just smiled, and blushed slightly.
"Okay. Miroku, why must you always grope me?" Sango asked.
"Cuuuuzzzz I.. Cuuuuuzzzzz.. I.. CUZZZZZZZZZZZ I... "
"Yes?" Sango asked.
"CUUUZZZZZ.. I... hehehe. wha' wassss theeee quessstieon?????" All of them let out an exasperated sigh.
"WHY- DO- YOU- ALWAYS- GROPE- ME?"
"Hehehehe.. GRAPE YOU??? I grape you because... I likes you. a lots."
"What?" Sango asked shocked.
"I said I likes you!!!"
Suddenly, Myoga jumped out and joined in their fun.
"Kagome, try Master Inuyasha." Myoga said.
"YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Inuyasha yelled. "MMMMYYYY TTTUUURRRN!"
All Kagome could do was let out a nervous laugh.
Just then Shippo jumped on the table and yelled out
"WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE??? KAGOME OR KIKYO!"
"WWWHHHAAAAA???" Inuyasha replied holding his head.
"WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE????" Shippo asked again.
"EHEHEHE.I chuse.. Kragrome."
Myoga jumped out as if expecting that response from his master. He then bowed to Kagome.
"I WILL SERVE MY LORD'S LADY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!! I BID YOU MY BLESSINGS AND WISH HAPPINESS IN THIS UNION!!" Myoga said happily. Kagome swapped Myoga, while Inuyasha smiled.
"UNION? HEHEHE..KRAGROME ALWAYS."
"Inuyasha, I'm your going to be in a lot of trouble if I find out your lying to me!" Kagome screamed, fists clenched.
"LYYYYYYYIIINNNGGG?????"
"ME. CHUSE. K---KRA---GRO---ME! NOT KRACKYOU!!!"
"Krackyou? Who's that?"
"PPPPPPRRRIIIIEEESSSSTTTEEEESSSSSSSSS...GURDS SHAKEN JE'EL . LON' BLACK HAIR..NAME IS KR-KRACK-YOU!"
"You mean, Kikyo?" Sango asked.
"Kragrome? Does ya likes me?"
"Huh?"
"Does ya likes me?"
"Um.yea.. You're a good um. friend.."
"FFFFRRRRIIEEENDD???? THAT'S IT???????"
"Uh. yea?" Kagome responded unsure of what to say next.
"ME CHUSE KRAGROME NESTEAD OF KRACKYOU AND YOU DUN LIKES ME?" He said with sad, big puppy dog eyes.
"Um. I guess I do like you. but. um. your not yourself. you wouldn't be saying this if you were yourself."
"WHY?"
"You don't like me." "ME DUN LIKE YOU? YOU CRUZAY! I ALWAYS LIKE KRAGROME!" sigh: 'I wish....' she thought.
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"Master Sesshomaru, we must stop for the night. It's getting very dark." Jaken, the little toad frog said to his master.
"Sesshomaru-sama, Rin is hungry!!" A little girl said, running up to the dog-demon begging him for something to eat. Sesshomaru sighed.
"We can stop by at the tavern over there Rin. You may get something there. Then, we will leave."
Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken burst through the door. Sesshomaru was utterly shocked with what he saw. Inuyasha was sprawled across a table with a mug of sake on his head babbling about how he liked the human girl.
"INUYASHA! YOU'RE A DIGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!!" Sesshomaru said with a disgraceful look marked on his face.
Kagome, Sango looked up at Sesshomaru shocked.
"How'd you get here?!"
"I, Sesshomaru can show anywhere I want." Inuyasha, however had a different reaction. He ran up and hugged him. (A/N In a brotherly way, people!) BIGGG BROOTTHER!"
"ACK!!!! INUYASHA!!! GET..OFF.. I, LORD SESSHOMARU, WILL NOT BE TOUCHED IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM BY A HALF-BREED!!!! UGH!!!! GET OFF!!!"
Inuyasha only smiled.
"SESSHY.YOU WAN' TO COME PLAY QUEEEESSTIIIONS WITH KRAGROME AND SINGO?"
"I, Lord of the Western Lands, do not interact with humans any---ACK!" Inuyasha grabbed his arm and led him to the table.
"THESE IS.. SINGO!" He said, pointing to Kagome, having a little mix-up between his friends because of all the drinks he had.
"THESE IS..MIRUKUO!" He said pointing to Shippo.
"THESE IS.. KRAGROME!!!" He said pointing at a fainted Miroku.
"Kragrome? Ya alright? You dun look so good."
"Inuyasha.I'm right here." Kagome said, leading Inuyasha's attention away from the monk.
"ACCKK! HOW'D YOU GET OVER THERE KRAGOME?" Sesshomaru looked with an unreadable expression on his face.
"HALF-BREED, I COMMAND THAT YOU---"
"AND THAT'S SHeeeeePPPUUU" He said pointing at an old man in a chair.
"Um. Yes. That is very interesting. NOW, WILL YOU LET GO OF MY ARM AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE?"
Rin giggled.
"Fluffy-chan's brother funny. Rin go play with. um. What's their names?" She asked. Inuyasha pulled his head up and gave a proud nod.
"KRAGROME, SINGO, MIROKUO, AND SSHHHEEPPUU!"
"Um. Okay." Rin said running over to Kagome.
"Hi! I'm Rin!"
"I'm Kagome."
"I thought it was Kragrome?" Rin said, obviously confused.
Oh. he's just drunk is all." Kagome said with a smile. Minutes later, Shippo, Rin, Kagome, and Kiara were all seated playing together.
"RIN! AWAY FROM MY BROTHERS WENCH!! AWAY!! SHOO! "
"Wench?" Rin asked.
"KRAGROME RIS NOT A WRENCH!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, obviously insulted.
"I, Sesshomaru, said she was a wench not a wrench!"
"WRENCH WATCH WHAS THE DI'F'RENCE?"
"BUT DON'T WORRY!!!!" Inuyasha yelled out. "I'LL ALWAYS FORGIVE YOU AND LOVE YOU OLDER BRETHER OF MINE!!!!" Sesshomaru winced.
"I DO NOT REQUIRE FORGIVESS NEITHER DO I REQUIRE YOUR SICK SENSE OF "BROTHERLY LOVE". ACK!!! YOUR MORE VILE THAN I THOUGHT!! NEVER SAY THAT* WORD IN MY PRESENCE!!! EVER!! " He said prying Inuyasha's arm off his.
"WENCH, What have you done to my half-breed brother?"
"KRAGROME IS NOT A WENCH!" Inuyasha yelled for the hundredth time.
"I didn't do anything. He drank tons of sake and then I asked him who he'd chose, me or Kikyo. And he chose me."
"We should put him to bed." Kagome whispered to Sango and Sesshomaru.
"Your right." Sango said. Sesshomaru sighed.
"I'll help you." It was true he didn't like his brother, but he didn't hate him all the way. Besides, a favor from Inuyasha could prove to be useful sometime.
"Time for bed Inuyasha!" Sango yelled. Inuyasha got up and ran in circles with Sango, Kagome and a very annoyed Sesshomaru chasing after them.
"COME BACK HERE!"
"NANANANANANANA!!" Inuyasha yelled.
"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!" Inuyasha said, knocking over tables and chairs in the process.
"COME BACK HERE!" Jaken screamed.
Sesshomaru sighed watched the whole gang running in circles and said, "I, Sesshomaru Lord of the Western Lands, is spending his night, chasing after a drunk half-demon? This is torment."
Sesshomaru then grabbed Inuyasha and hit him hard with the back of his sword.
"INUYASHA!" Kagome yelled. "INUYASHA!" Sango said in unison. Sesshomaru grabbed Inuyasha on the ear and dragged him into the room.
"OW.OW!!! LE-LET!! GO!! LET GO!!! YOU MEAN BIG BRETHER YOU!" Sesshomaru then plopped Inuyasha on the bed.
"I know I'll regret helping him later." He sighed.
"Thanks, Sesshomaru." Kagome said, eyeing him making sure he wouldn't cause any trouble. Inuyasha had fallen asleep. [A/N Nope, this isn't Kag/Sessh. She's just thanking him..^^;;]
"I think it is best for me to leave." Sesshomaru said. "We shall leave, Rin, Jaken."
"Okay, Bye Kagome-onee-chan!!" Rin said.
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Well that's the end of the second chapter. ^_^
Hope you liked it! Please Please Please R/R !!!
"So Miroku will you answer some questions for me and Kagome?" Sango asked.
"Suuuuu're. heheh. I'll always listen to my beautiful Sa'go..." Miroku replied. Sango blushed.
"Beautiful Sa'go!!!" Miroku repeated getting some strange looks from the other customers in the tavern.
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Then they all glanced at Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha? Will you answer some questions too?" They asked.
"Anythin'. for my K'gome!! " He said happily. Kagome just smiled, and blushed slightly.
"Okay. Miroku, why must you always grope me?" Sango asked.
"Cuuuuzzzz I.. Cuuuuuzzzzz.. I.. CUZZZZZZZZZZZ I... "
"Yes?" Sango asked.
"CUUUZZZZZ.. I... hehehe. wha' wassss theeee quessstieon?????" All of them let out an exasperated sigh.
"WHY- DO- YOU- ALWAYS- GROPE- ME?"
"Hehehehe.. GRAPE YOU??? I grape you because... I likes you. a lots."
"What?" Sango asked shocked.
"I said I likes you!!!"
Suddenly, Myoga jumped out and joined in their fun.
"Kagome, try Master Inuyasha." Myoga said.
"YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Inuyasha yelled. "MMMMYYYY TTTUUURRRN!"
All Kagome could do was let out a nervous laugh.
Just then Shippo jumped on the table and yelled out
"WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE??? KAGOME OR KIKYO!"
"WWWHHHAAAAA???" Inuyasha replied holding his head.
"WHO WILL YOU CHOOSE????" Shippo asked again.
"EHEHEHE.I chuse.. Kragrome."
Myoga jumped out as if expecting that response from his master. He then bowed to Kagome.
"I WILL SERVE MY LORD'S LADY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!! I BID YOU MY BLESSINGS AND WISH HAPPINESS IN THIS UNION!!" Myoga said happily. Kagome swapped Myoga, while Inuyasha smiled.
"UNION? HEHEHE..KRAGROME ALWAYS."
"Inuyasha, I'm your going to be in a lot of trouble if I find out your lying to me!" Kagome screamed, fists clenched.
"LYYYYYYYIIINNNGGG?????"
"ME. CHUSE. K---KRA---GRO---ME! NOT KRACKYOU!!!"
"Krackyou? Who's that?"
"PPPPPPRRRIIIIEEESSSSTTTEEEESSSSSSSSS...GURDS SHAKEN JE'EL . LON' BLACK HAIR..NAME IS KR-KRACK-YOU!"
"You mean, Kikyo?" Sango asked.
"Kragrome? Does ya likes me?"
"Huh?"
"Does ya likes me?"
"Um.yea.. You're a good um. friend.."
"FFFFRRRRIIEEENDD???? THAT'S IT???????"
"Uh. yea?" Kagome responded unsure of what to say next.
"ME CHUSE KRAGROME NESTEAD OF KRACKYOU AND YOU DUN LIKES ME?" He said with sad, big puppy dog eyes.
"Um. I guess I do like you. but. um. your not yourself. you wouldn't be saying this if you were yourself."
"WHY?"
"You don't like me." "ME DUN LIKE YOU? YOU CRUZAY! I ALWAYS LIKE KRAGROME!" sigh: 'I wish....' she thought.
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"Master Sesshomaru, we must stop for the night. It's getting very dark." Jaken, the little toad frog said to his master.
"Sesshomaru-sama, Rin is hungry!!" A little girl said, running up to the dog-demon begging him for something to eat. Sesshomaru sighed.
"We can stop by at the tavern over there Rin. You may get something there. Then, we will leave."
Sesshomaru, Rin and Jaken burst through the door. Sesshomaru was utterly shocked with what he saw. Inuyasha was sprawled across a table with a mug of sake on his head babbling about how he liked the human girl.
"INUYASHA! YOU'RE A DIGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!!" Sesshomaru said with a disgraceful look marked on his face.
Kagome, Sango looked up at Sesshomaru shocked.
"How'd you get here?!"
"I, Sesshomaru can show anywhere I want." Inuyasha, however had a different reaction. He ran up and hugged him. (A/N In a brotherly way, people!) BIGGG BROOTTHER!"
"ACK!!!! INUYASHA!!! GET..OFF.. I, LORD SESSHOMARU, WILL NOT BE TOUCHED IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM BY A HALF-BREED!!!! UGH!!!! GET OFF!!!"
Inuyasha only smiled.
"SESSHY.YOU WAN' TO COME PLAY QUEEEESSTIIIONS WITH KRAGROME AND SINGO?"
"I, Lord of the Western Lands, do not interact with humans any---ACK!" Inuyasha grabbed his arm and led him to the table.
"THESE IS.. SINGO!" He said, pointing to Kagome, having a little mix-up between his friends because of all the drinks he had.
"THESE IS..MIRUKUO!" He said pointing to Shippo.
"THESE IS.. KRAGROME!!!" He said pointing at a fainted Miroku.
"Kragrome? Ya alright? You dun look so good."
"Inuyasha.I'm right here." Kagome said, leading Inuyasha's attention away from the monk.
"ACCKK! HOW'D YOU GET OVER THERE KRAGOME?" Sesshomaru looked with an unreadable expression on his face.
"HALF-BREED, I COMMAND THAT YOU---"
"AND THAT'S SHeeeeePPPUUU" He said pointing at an old man in a chair.
"Um. Yes. That is very interesting. NOW, WILL YOU LET GO OF MY ARM AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE?"
Rin giggled.
"Fluffy-chan's brother funny. Rin go play with. um. What's their names?" She asked. Inuyasha pulled his head up and gave a proud nod.
"KRAGROME, SINGO, MIROKUO, AND SSHHHEEPPUU!"
"Um. Okay." Rin said running over to Kagome.
"Hi! I'm Rin!"
"I'm Kagome."
"I thought it was Kragrome?" Rin said, obviously confused.
Oh. he's just drunk is all." Kagome said with a smile. Minutes later, Shippo, Rin, Kagome, and Kiara were all seated playing together.
"RIN! AWAY FROM MY BROTHERS WENCH!! AWAY!! SHOO! "
"Wench?" Rin asked.
"KRAGROME RIS NOT A WRENCH!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, obviously insulted.
"I, Sesshomaru, said she was a wench not a wrench!"
"WRENCH WATCH WHAS THE DI'F'RENCE?"
"BUT DON'T WORRY!!!!" Inuyasha yelled out. "I'LL ALWAYS FORGIVE YOU AND LOVE YOU OLDER BRETHER OF MINE!!!!" Sesshomaru winced.
"I DO NOT REQUIRE FORGIVESS NEITHER DO I REQUIRE YOUR SICK SENSE OF "BROTHERLY LOVE". ACK!!! YOUR MORE VILE THAN I THOUGHT!! NEVER SAY THAT* WORD IN MY PRESENCE!!! EVER!! " He said prying Inuyasha's arm off his.
"WENCH, What have you done to my half-breed brother?"
"KRAGROME IS NOT A WENCH!" Inuyasha yelled for the hundredth time.
"I didn't do anything. He drank tons of sake and then I asked him who he'd chose, me or Kikyo. And he chose me."
"We should put him to bed." Kagome whispered to Sango and Sesshomaru.
"Your right." Sango said. Sesshomaru sighed.
"I'll help you." It was true he didn't like his brother, but he didn't hate him all the way. Besides, a favor from Inuyasha could prove to be useful sometime.
"Time for bed Inuyasha!" Sango yelled. Inuyasha got up and ran in circles with Sango, Kagome and a very annoyed Sesshomaru chasing after them.
"COME BACK HERE!"
"NANANANANANANA!!" Inuyasha yelled.
"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!!" Inuyasha said, knocking over tables and chairs in the process.
"COME BACK HERE!" Jaken screamed.
Sesshomaru sighed watched the whole gang running in circles and said, "I, Sesshomaru Lord of the Western Lands, is spending his night, chasing after a drunk half-demon? This is torment."
Sesshomaru then grabbed Inuyasha and hit him hard with the back of his sword.
"INUYASHA!" Kagome yelled. "INUYASHA!" Sango said in unison. Sesshomaru grabbed Inuyasha on the ear and dragged him into the room.
"OW.OW!!! LE-LET!! GO!! LET GO!!! YOU MEAN BIG BRETHER YOU!" Sesshomaru then plopped Inuyasha on the bed.
"I know I'll regret helping him later." He sighed.
"Thanks, Sesshomaru." Kagome said, eyeing him making sure he wouldn't cause any trouble. Inuyasha had fallen asleep. [A/N Nope, this isn't Kag/Sessh. She's just thanking him..^^;;]
"I think it is best for me to leave." Sesshomaru said. "We shall leave, Rin, Jaken."
"Okay, Bye Kagome-onee-chan!!" Rin said.
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Well that's the end of the second chapter. ^_^
Hope you liked it! Please Please Please R/R !!!