Jimmy cracked corn and i dont care (^-^)
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Excel was marching down the street in her ACROSS uniform, whistling a jolly tune. Hyatt walked
slowly behind her wiping blood from her mouth while Ed rode the depraved walrus singing about
fish."One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, green fish, orange fish!"
"Uhm, Senor Excel, what was the mission Lord Il Palazzo gave us?" Hyatt asked as her face
turned blue.
"Dear Lord Il Palazzo told us to go on a mission to find Excel Excel a brain!" She screamed in
that annoying voice. Edward tumbled off the walrus and onto the street.
"Piggies have brains!" Excel stopped and put her fingers to her head to think...
"Mmmmmmm...yesh! According to 99 brain cells to 1 a piggie's brain is an excellent resource for
Excel's intelligence rating to go up up up!" She grabs Edward's arm. "Come with me annoying
singing girl who looks like a boy! We shall find the dumb blond Excel girl a brain!"
"YAY! Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O!" Edward chanted as she was yanked along hurriedly by
Excel. Hyatt passed out from heat exhaustion, but the depraved walrus from Canada caught her
limp body and merrily hopped along after Edward and Excel.
****Lord Il Palazzo was sitting on his grand old chair reading a talking kid's interactive
story book. It showed Farmer Excel in overalls and cowboy hat chewing on wheat. "Hiedy hoe
kids! And welcome to the down south F City farm! Where the animals are smarter than the
Farmers! Kya Kya!" Excel shot her snot into a tin bucket making a "clink" noise.
****"What a dump!" Excel screamed as they walked through a gate that read "Hick Farm". Edward immediately went running off into the great unknown as Excel smacked Hyatt awake. "Hytchan! We're here!" Hyatt slowly opened her brown eyes. "How can you sleep when we're on a mission!"
"I'm sorry senor Excel" Hyatt got up slowly and staggered backwards. "I will be more
considerate next time."
"ALRIGHT!" She screamed pulling Hyatt along. The depraved walrus from Canada began to follow
but saw a large green john deer tractor sitting in the front lawn. His eyes turned into BIG
pink hearts as "You are so beautiful too me," played in his head.
****Il Pala turns the page to see Hyatt dressed in a white button-up shirt that was tied in a
neat bow above her stomach. Her weird colored hair was pulled up in a hair band exposing her
neck. Her blue jean shorts were cut EXTREMELY short exposing her pale thighs as she leaned over
a fence. "Horses are my favorite animal on the farm. They're STRONG and BOLD and fun to ride."
She said this while stroking the face of the horse with her eyes close.
A little Edward sat in the corner of the page wrinkling her nose and yelled "SICK!"
****"WEE!!!!!" Edward swung from the hayloft of the barn from a rope and out the large doors.
"BONZAI!" She landed with a loud SPLAT in the muddy ground of the pig pen. "Edward loves mud!"
The strange red haired girl began rolling in the mud as the pigs gave her skeptical looks.
Meanwhile..."Which came first? The egg or the chicken?" Excel was holding a chicken in one hand
and a brown egg in the other. "WHO CARES!" She slaps her hands together, squishing the egg into
the chicken's face, popping out its little black eyeballs. "Yea! We're having chicken tonight!"
"Senor Excel..." Hyatt barely spoke as she stood looking out the door. Excel wobbled over while
the chicken twitched at her side. "Are those the specimens you are in search of?" Excel's eyes
lit up.
"PIGGIES!"
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*The chicken tied to Excel's waist tries to fly away blindly.
Excel: DOWN WOMAN!
*Excel beats the chicken with a spiked club, injuring herself in the process.
Chicken: (X.x)
ooo
Excel: ACK! Excel's left hip has become non-functional! What ever will I do Lord Il Palazzo?
Edward: Lets steal a plastic hip from an old lady!
*Excel has tears come to her eyes and pats Edward's red head
Excel: You have learned well strange little girl that looks like a boy.
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Excel was marching down the street in her ACROSS uniform, whistling a jolly tune. Hyatt walked
slowly behind her wiping blood from her mouth while Ed rode the depraved walrus singing about
fish."One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, green fish, orange fish!"
"Uhm, Senor Excel, what was the mission Lord Il Palazzo gave us?" Hyatt asked as her face
turned blue.
"Dear Lord Il Palazzo told us to go on a mission to find Excel Excel a brain!" She screamed in
that annoying voice. Edward tumbled off the walrus and onto the street.
"Piggies have brains!" Excel stopped and put her fingers to her head to think...
"Mmmmmmm...yesh! According to 99 brain cells to 1 a piggie's brain is an excellent resource for
Excel's intelligence rating to go up up up!" She grabs Edward's arm. "Come with me annoying
singing girl who looks like a boy! We shall find the dumb blond Excel girl a brain!"
"YAY! Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O!" Edward chanted as she was yanked along hurriedly by
Excel. Hyatt passed out from heat exhaustion, but the depraved walrus from Canada caught her
limp body and merrily hopped along after Edward and Excel.
****Lord Il Palazzo was sitting on his grand old chair reading a talking kid's interactive
story book. It showed Farmer Excel in overalls and cowboy hat chewing on wheat. "Hiedy hoe
kids! And welcome to the down south F City farm! Where the animals are smarter than the
Farmers! Kya Kya!" Excel shot her snot into a tin bucket making a "clink" noise.
****"What a dump!" Excel screamed as they walked through a gate that read "Hick Farm". Edward immediately went running off into the great unknown as Excel smacked Hyatt awake. "Hytchan! We're here!" Hyatt slowly opened her brown eyes. "How can you sleep when we're on a mission!"
"I'm sorry senor Excel" Hyatt got up slowly and staggered backwards. "I will be more
considerate next time."
"ALRIGHT!" She screamed pulling Hyatt along. The depraved walrus from Canada began to follow
but saw a large green john deer tractor sitting in the front lawn. His eyes turned into BIG
pink hearts as "You are so beautiful too me," played in his head.
****Il Pala turns the page to see Hyatt dressed in a white button-up shirt that was tied in a
neat bow above her stomach. Her weird colored hair was pulled up in a hair band exposing her
neck. Her blue jean shorts were cut EXTREMELY short exposing her pale thighs as she leaned over
a fence. "Horses are my favorite animal on the farm. They're STRONG and BOLD and fun to ride."
She said this while stroking the face of the horse with her eyes close.
A little Edward sat in the corner of the page wrinkling her nose and yelled "SICK!"
****"WEE!!!!!" Edward swung from the hayloft of the barn from a rope and out the large doors.
"BONZAI!" She landed with a loud SPLAT in the muddy ground of the pig pen. "Edward loves mud!"
The strange red haired girl began rolling in the mud as the pigs gave her skeptical looks.
Meanwhile..."Which came first? The egg or the chicken?" Excel was holding a chicken in one hand
and a brown egg in the other. "WHO CARES!" She slaps her hands together, squishing the egg into
the chicken's face, popping out its little black eyeballs. "Yea! We're having chicken tonight!"
"Senor Excel..." Hyatt barely spoke as she stood looking out the door. Excel wobbled over while
the chicken twitched at her side. "Are those the specimens you are in search of?" Excel's eyes
lit up.
"PIGGIES!"
............................................................................................
*The chicken tied to Excel's waist tries to fly away blindly.
Excel: DOWN WOMAN!
*Excel beats the chicken with a spiked club, injuring herself in the process.
Chicken: (X.x)
ooo
Excel: ACK! Excel's left hip has become non-functional! What ever will I do Lord Il Palazzo?
Edward: Lets steal a plastic hip from an old lady!
*Excel has tears come to her eyes and pats Edward's red head
Excel: You have learned well strange little girl that looks like a boy.