Okey Dokey, Talia's fine. Now we get to have some fun. Joy!
I had gotten a welcome fit for a queen. Even Mik was happy I was awake and wasn't going to be passing out again.
"Tawie!" Gaea cheered leaping onto my stomach through the use of her powers.
"Aren't you getting a little big to be doing that?" Jamie asked. Gaea smirked.
"Nope!" She said locking her arms around my neck.
"Well I guess you haven't changed. how about some fun since you're here and things have been way too depressing lately, okay?" I asked her. She jumped up and down, unfortunately also on my stomach.
"Yay! Fun fun fun!" She cried. Jamie used his own powers to lift her off me. Dad and the rest left leaving Lisa with me.
"[She's cute.]*" she said as I got dressed.
*A/N: Talia and Blitz are both German and have no need of speaking English, so guess what it's translated from okey dokey?
"[I know. She's almost constantly happy. One day though, she'll grow up and turn into a teenage monster.]" I joked.
"[Maybe she'll be well adjusted and happy.]" Lisa replied.
"Nah." Simultaneously came from both of us.
"[So what do you mean by fun?]" Lisa asked.
"[I mean pulling pranks on Barbie and Ken.**]" I said.
**A/N: I blatantly stole the nicknames for the good family Summers from Anything but Ordinary3's Retribution X.
"[Hunh?]" She asked.
"[I'll explain when everyone's together.]" I said.
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The Three Musketeers were gathered in the kitchen. The originals were me, Cal, Brittany and Gaea. I'd gotten Tobias and Lisa to join our little effort too, so we were one up.
"Okay, I'll fill you in as quick as I can. Tobias and Lisa are our newbies, so they get to do the honours of pulling off the first prank tonight. First though, If you get caught, you're on your own. If you sell us out, you get to be a target and trust me, no one will have fun like that. Okey Dokey?" I explained.
"Even me?" Lisa asked batting her eyelashes at me.
"Ja, even you." I said smirking at the look of fakely wounded pride on her face.
"I'm scared of you now." Tobias joked.
"Well then I've accomplished my mission." I replied just as jokingly. "Now we get to swear you in."
"Swear us in?" Both asked.
"Just to make sure you follow our code. First things first. Cal, get the ceremonial drink." I said. She went out and came back with a couple of cans of Wolverine's Canadian beer.
"Here we are. Now Gaea, is everything set?" I asked.
"Yup!" She paused and yawned.
"To bed with you then. Scoot!" I said. She scooted.
"Okay, who's first?" Cal asked. Tobias gingerly agreed. The beer was poured into shot glasses.
"This is a very unscientific way to see how much alcohol you can tolerate. Start drinking and we'll see how many shots you can get down. If you can take it all, we don't tease you. If you can't, then we get to laugh." I explained. Tobias gulped.
"I don't know. This might be a bit too much..." he began.
"Chicken!" Cal cried. "Told you he'd chicken out of it!"
Right then and there Tobias downed the first shot. He sputtered and coughed. "Damnit! What's in that?"
"It's Canadian beer. Molsen's if you must know." I said. He began to down the rest.
He finished all the shots and we poured out anoter can for Lisa. I'd seen her drink before once when we were drinking to see who could last longer. She won.
She downed the first round and then just took the can and gulped. "More?" She asked.
"Okay, that's that. Let us now begin the pranks." I said
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We stumbled upstairs to the Summers' room and put our plan into action.
"Ooooh!" I heard Lisa exclaim giggling. "Fish tank!"
Gaea's addition to our plan had been to somehow turn the shower stall into a fish tank with a note saying, 'We the ghosts of Ororo's gold fishes past have come to haunt you. Surrender or die in obscurity.'
I had a good laugh about the last bit. It came from FF Tactics. Gaea found it immensely funny that Ramza actually threatens people with that line.
"Let's get the rest." Cal was the least drunken of us.
I set some Play Girl Magazines (curtesy of Cal) in Scotts sock drawer with some 'used' condoms. Lisa put hair removal treatment in Jean's shampoos and pink hair dye in Scott's. Tobias had the best though. He cut up Captain Canada's porn and scattered it liberally everywhere.
"Rampaging again?" I heard a voice. It took my drunken brain a few minutes to realize it came from the door. It took even longer to figure out who it was.
"How did you know?" I asked with my best evil genius accent.
"Four girly giggles and the pattering of foot steps to Barbie and Ken's lair." He replied.
"I'm not as thinkly as you girl I am!" Tobias said. He wasn't used to the abuse we put our selves through and the thought crossed my mind that we could knock him out with child's aspirin although I didn't know how we were going to throw it at him hard enough.
"Really? I was going to ask you two to leave me and Kurt alone, but I don't really have to worry I guess. Speaking of which, they're all grown up." Jamie told us. He left where ever.
Lisa had become bored and in so doing was jumping on the bed. Tobias was trying not to throw up and Cal was laughing at him.
"That's the room done. Now the class rooms. Remember, don't touch the friendlies. We need those." Friendlies was a term for demons who helped you out. Or teachers.
"Gotcha Frau Boss lady." Lisa had been drinking all night and claimed she was starting to feel something that might be drunkenness.
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We stumbled around to everybody's classes. Of course Barbie and Ken got the best treatment. Porn in the folders, glue on chairs, tacks on chairs, glue on chalkboards. Ah the uses you can find for glue when you can't think straight!
"Look at me guys!" Lisa crowed. She was in the completely ridiculous Chiquita banana girl outfit Jean had worn on Halloween last year, dancing (well, flailing, but she was trying!) with eggs on top of her head. She promptly fell over and the eggs shattered.
"Oh gross!" She exclaimed. The eggs were the from Hank's science class in the next room. They'd been soaking in vinegar for weeks. We set the dress with them and scrawled a note from Scott appologising for his poor use of them and saying they didn't last very long.
Giggling madly at our handywork, we pinched some tequila off our good pal Remy, who wouldn't miss it anyway... we hoped.
Next on the night of terrors, The Drinking Game!
I had gotten a welcome fit for a queen. Even Mik was happy I was awake and wasn't going to be passing out again.
"Tawie!" Gaea cheered leaping onto my stomach through the use of her powers.
"Aren't you getting a little big to be doing that?" Jamie asked. Gaea smirked.
"Nope!" She said locking her arms around my neck.
"Well I guess you haven't changed. how about some fun since you're here and things have been way too depressing lately, okay?" I asked her. She jumped up and down, unfortunately also on my stomach.
"Yay! Fun fun fun!" She cried. Jamie used his own powers to lift her off me. Dad and the rest left leaving Lisa with me.
"[She's cute.]*" she said as I got dressed.
*A/N: Talia and Blitz are both German and have no need of speaking English, so guess what it's translated from okey dokey?
"[I know. She's almost constantly happy. One day though, she'll grow up and turn into a teenage monster.]" I joked.
"[Maybe she'll be well adjusted and happy.]" Lisa replied.
"Nah." Simultaneously came from both of us.
"[So what do you mean by fun?]" Lisa asked.
"[I mean pulling pranks on Barbie and Ken.**]" I said.
**A/N: I blatantly stole the nicknames for the good family Summers from Anything but Ordinary3's Retribution X.
"[Hunh?]" She asked.
"[I'll explain when everyone's together.]" I said.
**************************************
The Three Musketeers were gathered in the kitchen. The originals were me, Cal, Brittany and Gaea. I'd gotten Tobias and Lisa to join our little effort too, so we were one up.
"Okay, I'll fill you in as quick as I can. Tobias and Lisa are our newbies, so they get to do the honours of pulling off the first prank tonight. First though, If you get caught, you're on your own. If you sell us out, you get to be a target and trust me, no one will have fun like that. Okey Dokey?" I explained.
"Even me?" Lisa asked batting her eyelashes at me.
"Ja, even you." I said smirking at the look of fakely wounded pride on her face.
"I'm scared of you now." Tobias joked.
"Well then I've accomplished my mission." I replied just as jokingly. "Now we get to swear you in."
"Swear us in?" Both asked.
"Just to make sure you follow our code. First things first. Cal, get the ceremonial drink." I said. She went out and came back with a couple of cans of Wolverine's Canadian beer.
"Here we are. Now Gaea, is everything set?" I asked.
"Yup!" She paused and yawned.
"To bed with you then. Scoot!" I said. She scooted.
"Okay, who's first?" Cal asked. Tobias gingerly agreed. The beer was poured into shot glasses.
"This is a very unscientific way to see how much alcohol you can tolerate. Start drinking and we'll see how many shots you can get down. If you can take it all, we don't tease you. If you can't, then we get to laugh." I explained. Tobias gulped.
"I don't know. This might be a bit too much..." he began.
"Chicken!" Cal cried. "Told you he'd chicken out of it!"
Right then and there Tobias downed the first shot. He sputtered and coughed. "Damnit! What's in that?"
"It's Canadian beer. Molsen's if you must know." I said. He began to down the rest.
He finished all the shots and we poured out anoter can for Lisa. I'd seen her drink before once when we were drinking to see who could last longer. She won.
She downed the first round and then just took the can and gulped. "More?" She asked.
"Okay, that's that. Let us now begin the pranks." I said
*****************************************
We stumbled upstairs to the Summers' room and put our plan into action.
"Ooooh!" I heard Lisa exclaim giggling. "Fish tank!"
Gaea's addition to our plan had been to somehow turn the shower stall into a fish tank with a note saying, 'We the ghosts of Ororo's gold fishes past have come to haunt you. Surrender or die in obscurity.'
I had a good laugh about the last bit. It came from FF Tactics. Gaea found it immensely funny that Ramza actually threatens people with that line.
"Let's get the rest." Cal was the least drunken of us.
I set some Play Girl Magazines (curtesy of Cal) in Scotts sock drawer with some 'used' condoms. Lisa put hair removal treatment in Jean's shampoos and pink hair dye in Scott's. Tobias had the best though. He cut up Captain Canada's porn and scattered it liberally everywhere.
"Rampaging again?" I heard a voice. It took my drunken brain a few minutes to realize it came from the door. It took even longer to figure out who it was.
"How did you know?" I asked with my best evil genius accent.
"Four girly giggles and the pattering of foot steps to Barbie and Ken's lair." He replied.
"I'm not as thinkly as you girl I am!" Tobias said. He wasn't used to the abuse we put our selves through and the thought crossed my mind that we could knock him out with child's aspirin although I didn't know how we were going to throw it at him hard enough.
"Really? I was going to ask you two to leave me and Kurt alone, but I don't really have to worry I guess. Speaking of which, they're all grown up." Jamie told us. He left where ever.
Lisa had become bored and in so doing was jumping on the bed. Tobias was trying not to throw up and Cal was laughing at him.
"That's the room done. Now the class rooms. Remember, don't touch the friendlies. We need those." Friendlies was a term for demons who helped you out. Or teachers.
"Gotcha Frau Boss lady." Lisa had been drinking all night and claimed she was starting to feel something that might be drunkenness.
**********************************
We stumbled around to everybody's classes. Of course Barbie and Ken got the best treatment. Porn in the folders, glue on chairs, tacks on chairs, glue on chalkboards. Ah the uses you can find for glue when you can't think straight!
"Look at me guys!" Lisa crowed. She was in the completely ridiculous Chiquita banana girl outfit Jean had worn on Halloween last year, dancing (well, flailing, but she was trying!) with eggs on top of her head. She promptly fell over and the eggs shattered.
"Oh gross!" She exclaimed. The eggs were the from Hank's science class in the next room. They'd been soaking in vinegar for weeks. We set the dress with them and scrawled a note from Scott appologising for his poor use of them and saying they didn't last very long.
Giggling madly at our handywork, we pinched some tequila off our good pal Remy, who wouldn't miss it anyway... we hoped.
Next on the night of terrors, The Drinking Game!