Okey Dokey! A joyful event has occured! *squeal* My sister is joining FFnet! *waves flags, party appears* Her name is Summersgirl and yes sadly she does mean Scott. *shiver* She still torments Jean though!
Kurt: I thought you hated your sister.
Karla: So?
Kurt: Why are you happy she's on this then?
Karla: She's my sister.
Kurt: Your point?
Karla: Why are you complaining?! Enjoy the party that appeared out of nowhere.
Brian: *spiking the punch*
I made my way back to eveyone else. Talia was waving the little envelope around like a mad woman trying to keep it out of the hands of Cal and Tobias.
"What are you doing?" I asked in my best little kid voice.
"Lisa! Where've you been? And why's your shoulder wet?" Talia teleported down to me.
"The Ewoks* were particularly bored and I had to run to make it out of their wing alive. As for my shoulder, Gaea was crying on it." I explained.
*A/N: Forgive us George Lucas for we have a great many times been blashphemous and soiled your great trilogy...
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to leave you there." Talia said. Perking up she continued, "These are the pictures!"
"We've been trying to get her to let us see them for so long it's not funny." Cal said.
"Hey! One for all and all for one. We laugh together, okey dokey?" Talia asked. The rest of the Musketeers agreed. Gaea had seen the pictures already and had her own problems, so she decided to stay in her wing.
"Okay, first picture. Blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind." Talia said. She showed us a picture of the pink haired Scott. He was smiling in the mirror and running his fingers through his hair. He liked it.
"Damn." All four of us said.
"Okay, that was a wash. Let's try this one." She pulled out another. Jean was staring aghast in the mirror and she looked like she was screaming because I had mixed up the hair removal treatment with hair growth treatment and now Jean looked like Cousin It.
"Ah! It's Big Foot!" Tobias exclaimed, diving under the chair.
"The mop dog!" Cal said.
"The wig her ego wears!" I blurted.
"Close encounters with the hairy kind!" Talia finished. "Next!"
She pulled out a picture of Scott looking into his sock drawer. Gaea had found fit to take several pictures and so we got the full reaction. He threw out the 'used' condoms picked up the magazine and began to drool.
"Ew!" Tobias blurted.
"Maybe he hasn't eaten in a while?" Talia said.
"That's not a cook book..." I trailed off.
"He likes them! He really likes them!" Cal said.
Next was Wolverine's face upon seeing his porn cut up and scattered everywhere. Definitely an angry face, but at a distance really funny.
"When Prunes attack!" Tobias naturally.
"Elvis smiling!" Talia said.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Super Ugly!" Cal exclaimed.
"Senior People's sexiest man alive!" I blurted, playing on the magazine title.
"Ew!" Came the unanimous response.
"We'll get to be there when they see what happened to the class rooms. I can't wait." Talia said.
Whoohaha! Grounding's finished! I get to go back on the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: That's an excessive amount of exclaimation marks isn't it?
Karla: But I'm really happy! *squeals*
Kurt: Never do that again.
Karla: Why?
Kurt: You've defeaned the readers.
Kurt: I thought you hated your sister.
Karla: So?
Kurt: Why are you happy she's on this then?
Karla: She's my sister.
Kurt: Your point?
Karla: Why are you complaining?! Enjoy the party that appeared out of nowhere.
Brian: *spiking the punch*
I made my way back to eveyone else. Talia was waving the little envelope around like a mad woman trying to keep it out of the hands of Cal and Tobias.
"What are you doing?" I asked in my best little kid voice.
"Lisa! Where've you been? And why's your shoulder wet?" Talia teleported down to me.
"The Ewoks* were particularly bored and I had to run to make it out of their wing alive. As for my shoulder, Gaea was crying on it." I explained.
*A/N: Forgive us George Lucas for we have a great many times been blashphemous and soiled your great trilogy...
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to leave you there." Talia said. Perking up she continued, "These are the pictures!"
"We've been trying to get her to let us see them for so long it's not funny." Cal said.
"Hey! One for all and all for one. We laugh together, okey dokey?" Talia asked. The rest of the Musketeers agreed. Gaea had seen the pictures already and had her own problems, so she decided to stay in her wing.
"Okay, first picture. Blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind." Talia said. She showed us a picture of the pink haired Scott. He was smiling in the mirror and running his fingers through his hair. He liked it.
"Damn." All four of us said.
"Okay, that was a wash. Let's try this one." She pulled out another. Jean was staring aghast in the mirror and she looked like she was screaming because I had mixed up the hair removal treatment with hair growth treatment and now Jean looked like Cousin It.
"Ah! It's Big Foot!" Tobias exclaimed, diving under the chair.
"The mop dog!" Cal said.
"The wig her ego wears!" I blurted.
"Close encounters with the hairy kind!" Talia finished. "Next!"
She pulled out a picture of Scott looking into his sock drawer. Gaea had found fit to take several pictures and so we got the full reaction. He threw out the 'used' condoms picked up the magazine and began to drool.
"Ew!" Tobias blurted.
"Maybe he hasn't eaten in a while?" Talia said.
"That's not a cook book..." I trailed off.
"He likes them! He really likes them!" Cal said.
Next was Wolverine's face upon seeing his porn cut up and scattered everywhere. Definitely an angry face, but at a distance really funny.
"When Prunes attack!" Tobias naturally.
"Elvis smiling!" Talia said.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Super Ugly!" Cal exclaimed.
"Senior People's sexiest man alive!" I blurted, playing on the magazine title.
"Ew!" Came the unanimous response.
"We'll get to be there when they see what happened to the class rooms. I can't wait." Talia said.
Whoohaha! Grounding's finished! I get to go back on the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt: That's an excessive amount of exclaimation marks isn't it?
Karla: But I'm really happy! *squeals*
Kurt: Never do that again.
Karla: Why?
Kurt: You've defeaned the readers.