The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two

by Duchess of Inkling

Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.

4. Chapter 4: Lucius Malfoy, The Ghost Of J...

Chapter 4: Lucius Malfoy, The Ghost Of Jizzy Joe

A terrifying screech awoke Severus Snape from a rather pleasant dream he had been having about the Headmaster. He opened his eyes and beheld a horrifying, glowing figure floating ominously over his bed.

"Beware of the ghost of Jizzy Joe!" the spectre bellowed, its voice echoing around his room. "A terrible fate awaits."

"Lucius, please," Snape said, turning over and covering his face with his duvet, and went back to sleep.