Chapter 5: Lucius Malfoy Is The The Cure Hair Zombie
After a pleasurable evening spent in the company of one S. Snape, Lucius Malfoy swaggered his way through the Hogwarts castle. He sniggered to himself, as he took from his robes several pots of ShineHead hair gel that he had found in Snape's bathroom, as he climbed up the stairs to McGonnagal's office and chambers.
Minutes later, a swaying, imposing shadow loomed over McGonnagal's bed, a pair of scissors in its hand. It made a few clumsy snipping movements to the witch sound asleep in the bed, before it made its jerky, uncoordinated attack.
The next morning, Snape appeared in the Great Hall, and as he looked around, he noticed that he was, in fact, the only person in Hogwarts who did not have the same haircut as Robert Smith. He laughed inwardly, pleased that Lucius had spent the pots of ShineHead he had stolen from his bathroom the night before so very, very well.
After a pleasurable evening spent in the company of one S. Snape, Lucius Malfoy swaggered his way through the Hogwarts castle. He sniggered to himself, as he took from his robes several pots of ShineHead hair gel that he had found in Snape's bathroom, as he climbed up the stairs to McGonnagal's office and chambers.
Minutes later, a swaying, imposing shadow loomed over McGonnagal's bed, a pair of scissors in its hand. It made a few clumsy snipping movements to the witch sound asleep in the bed, before it made its jerky, uncoordinated attack.
The next morning, Snape appeared in the Great Hall, and as he looked around, he noticed that he was, in fact, the only person in Hogwarts who did not have the same haircut as Robert Smith. He laughed inwardly, pleased that Lucius had spent the pots of ShineHead he had stolen from his bathroom the night before so very, very well.