The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two

by Duchess of Inkling

Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.

6. Chapter 6: Lucius Malfoy Says Oomph

Chapter 6: Lucius Malfoy Says "Oomph!"

One day, Lucius Malfoy bumped into Severus Snape. "Ooomph!" he exclaimed, as he fell backwards onto the ground. Snape offered his hand, and pulled him up again.

"I cannot believe I just said oomph," Lucius said, wiping the dust from his robes, "It's not even polysyllabic!"