The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two

by Duchess of Inkling

Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.

9. Chapter 9: Lucius Malfoy And The Other D...

Chapter 9: Lucius Malfoy And The Other Death Eaters Go On Their Annual Expedition (A/N: Thanks to Lady Twatterby!)

"Time, I think, to decide on a field trip destination for this year," Voldemort announced one night. "We have two options; VOLDEMORTWORLD or.. MALFOYLAND."

"Malfoyland, Malfoyland, Malfoyland....!" Lucius yelled excitedly.

Snape groaned. This was going to be a very long May 16th.

"Eh....can't choose," said everyone else, scared to be cursed by either Voldemort or Lucius Malfoy.

"How about ...." Snape started.

"NOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Voldemort. "I want VOLDIEWORLD!"

"Spoiled little.." muttered Snape through gritted teeth.

"No, I want Malfoyland!" whined Lucius.

"And I want to get out of this room. Right. Now." Snape said.