Meg screamed. "OH NO!!!!!! We're in another *beep*in' anime world!" She
started crying very *very* loudly.
Akkiko and Kat looked at each other. "YAY!!"
Akkiko said, "Meg, you're so weird-you're the only person who doesn't like anime-why do we even hang out with you?"
Meg blinked innocently. "Because I'm nice and sweet and-"
"Insane?" Kat added.
Meg glared, and rolled her eyes. "Hey, look up there in the sky!" She stared up.
Kat followed her gaze. "Ooh, a shooting star . . ."
"No, it's a falling star," Meg observed.
"That's not a shooting star," Akkiko took off her glasses, cleaned them vigorously, and put them back on. Her eyes widened. "THAT'S A FRICKIN' MISSILE!"
Meg's jaw dropped. "And it's coming our way!!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The three girls started running as the missile got closer. Suddenly everything switched to slow motion. The missile started to crash into the ground, and Meg, Kat and Akkiko leapt into a conveniently placed bomb shelter.
The three girls panted. "Wh-why does this always happen to us?" Kat gasped.
Suddenly Meg and Kat felt hands on their shoulders. Someone said "Boo!" and all three of them jumped into the air, their head colliding with the ceiling.
"Damn low ceiling," Akkiko said as they crashed back down.
They looked up at the person who had scared them. "Hey, I know that braid . . ." Meg said and stated drooling.
Akkiko drew a paper fan out of her pocket and Kat raised an axe. "Duo- Maxwell-you-die-now!!" The two girls took a threatening step towards him. He scratched his head.
"Um, do I know you?" he asked, completely oblivious to the fact that they were going to kill him in the most disturbing ways possible.
Kat and Akkiko looked at each other and swore mentally. With very great reluctance they put down their weapons of destruction.
"Who are you girls?" said a voice from the shadows. "How did you find your way here?" Akkiko sweatdropped as Wufei stepped from the shadows.
Kat bit her lip. Akkiko stared at her. "What?"
"I'm suppressing the desire to say 'Wuffles' right now," Kat whispered, and went off for a 'quiet moment'.
Akkiko burst out laughing. Wufei went bright red. "Don't EVER call me that!" he said.
"Wuffles!" Duo said. "How are ya?" He threw an arm around Wufei's shoulders. "Haven't seen ya for five minutes"
Wufei closed his eyes and started muttering to himself, "I will not kill, I will not kill, I will not kill. . ."
Akkiko murmured to Duo and Meg: "If you start murmuring to yourself, that's a sign you're going insane. This is a good thing." She went up to Wufei. "Hey, Wuffles, what up?"
Wufei's eyes snapped open. "Screw not killing anything!" grabs katana and dives for Akkiko.
"HELP!!" she screamed and ran off, unfortunately running smack into Trowa.
Akkiko looked up and went all starry-eyed. "Oh no" Kat said. "She's going all girly."
"Trowa!" Akkiko said, going all chibi and glomping onto him. Wufei continued to run up on her, sword raised.
Akkiko looked behind herself. "EEP!" she said and dove behind Trowa. "Oh, please save me!" she said pleadingly. "I'm too young to die!" She cowered behind him.
Duo grinned. "You're never too young to die," he said.
Akkiko glared. "You're not helping!" she said, and continued to cower.
Trowa sweatdropped. "Um . . . who are you?" he asked, very confused.
The moment he asked this question, Kat and Meg gulped. Here it came . . .
Akkiko looked at Trowa, and then grinned evilly. Stepping out behind him, she struck a manly pose. "I am Demonchild!" she proclaimed. "Lord of destruction!" Forks of lightening flashed behind her.
Everyone sweatdropped. Kat sighed. "More like the Lord of insanity."
"I heard that!" Akkiko said. Kat gulped and ran out of the bomb shelter while Akkiko smacked at her head with a paper fan.
"BWAHAHA!" Akkiko said. "This is fun!!"
Meg sighed, and snuggled up to Duo. "Hi, I'm Meg!" she said. Duo sweatdropped.
"Uh . . . hi."
Akkiko came back and sighed. "Yeah, Meg's always glomping onto guys," she said.
"Where's your other friend?" Wufei asked (his sword mysteriously gone).
Akkiko *tried* to look innocent *and failed miserably*. "Oh, she's . . . around,"
Suddenly Kat's voice came from no where. "AKKIKO, HOW DARE YOU BURY ME IN THE GROUND!!"
Everyone looked around, sweatdropping. Suddenly a wall of the bomb shelter started to shake. A moment later, Kat, holding a jackhammer, came out of the wall.
"Where'd you get that?" Meg asked.
Kat grinned. "Power tools are fun, remember? Especially portable ones." She looked over at Akkiko and grinned. "Weapons are fun, too." She threw the jackhammer aside, and reached behind her back.
Akkiko gulped and ran away as Kat pulled an axe from behind her.
"Where to they keep these things?" Duo whispered to Trowa. Trowa shrugged.
"Do you really want to know?" he asked.
Duo shrugged. "Not really, but I'd like to see them hide all those things in a bikini."
Akkiko hopped by, and hid behind Duo. "That would actually be interesting,"
Duo grinned. "Yeah, it would be interesting.
Kat winced. "Akkiko, you have a perverted mind. Let's crack it open!"
Akkiko ran over to Wufei and grabbed his katana from . . . somewhere, and ran back over to Kat, rising in above her head. "BRING IT ON!!!!!"
Kat sweatdropped. "Oh, my God," she said. "Get better lines!" She threw the axe away and walked off.
Akkiko stared, and, dropping the sword, sat on the ground. "Awww . . ." she said, pouting. "I need to do mass destruction to feel better." She thought for a moment, and a little light bulb appeared over her head.
Meg sighed, and, once again, crushed it. "No more ideas, dammit!"
Akkiko glared at her. "Will you stop that? I'm getting glass in my hair!" She thought for a moment. "Hey, Meg, you wanna play a game?"
"Sure," Meg said, warily. "What game?"
"Let's see how many people we can scar for life in the least amount of time." Akkiko looked around. Only three people. Damn. She walked up to Trowa.
"BWAHAHA!! I am Akkiko, the Demonchild. I can scar people in my sleep!" She grabbed him and kissed him full on the mouth. The other two Gundam Pilots sweatdropped, and backed away, raising their guns. Trowa stared, and didn't move. Meg walked up to him.
"I think he's gone into shock," she said, waving a hand in front of his face.
"BWAHAHAHA!!" Akkiko grinned. "I haven't lost it! Three people in five seconds. Beat that, Meg!"
Meg sighed. "Unfortunately, I cannot hope to beat your demonistic powers," she said. "You win."
"Akkiko stared. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" she screamed. "It's no fun that way!"
Meg shrugged. "At least you got to kiss Trowa."
Akkiko thought and grinned. "Yeah, that's the good part about it."
Suddenly there was a scream, and Kat ran past them. "I though I saw Zechs!" she yelled.
Meg went white. "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" she yelled, and headed for the exit.
Akkiko shrugged, grabbed a lighter out of her pocket and started flicking it open and closed.
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM??!!" Meg screamed.
Akkiko shrugged. Duo stared at the lighter. "Are you a smoker?" He asked.
"No," Akkiko said. "It's just handy for when you light fires."
"Ooh," Kat said. "That's almost as good as blowing things up!"
Akkiko looked at her, annoyed. "Aren't you supposed to be screaming in terror?"
Meg went white, and ran out of the bomb shelter, screaming "Save me from the insane maniac!"
Duo sweatdropped. "Is she always that insane?" he asked.
"No, some days-it's worse!" Kat said brightly.
Suddenly Meg came back, screaming continually. Lightening flashed; outside it had started to rain.
Meg dived behind Akkiko. "SAVE ME!" she screamed.
Akkiko turned to look behind her, annoyed. "THINK about who you're crouching behind, Meg!" she said.
Meg thought, and blanched, and went to cower behind Duo. "SAVE ME FROM BOTH OF THEM!!" she screamed.
Duo shrugged. "I'm the God of Death, remember?"
Meg sweatdropped. "Is there anyone SANE in this room?" she asked, getting up. Everyone shook their heads. She thought again. "Is there any one SEMI- SANE in this room?"
Kat stuck her hand in the air. "ME!"
Meg shrugged. "That'll work," she said, and dove behind Kat, continuing to scream and be pathetic.
A figure suddenly filled the doorway, his shadow falling on the floor ominously. Water ran off the huge trench coat he was clad in. Lightening forked across the sky, obscuring his face. Music came from somewhere: Dum dum DDUUUUUMMMMM!!
"Akkiko!" Kat said, annoyed. "Will you turn off that recorder?"
Akkiko grinned and shrugged. "Sorry, but the moment called for it," she said, and rewound the recorder, and played the cheesy organ music again: Dum dum DUUUUMMMMM!!
Kat sweatdropped and raised an axe. Grabbing the recorder, she flung it to the ground and proceeded to smash it. "Die evil organ music!!" she yelled.
Meg sweatdropped. "And I was hiding behind you-why?" she sighed, and dove behind Trowa. "You'll do."
Akkiko went red. "HE'S MINE, MEG!" she yelled. "Don't get any ideas!"
Meg stuck her tongue out at her and continued to cower. "SAVE ME FROM ZECHS!!" She screamed. The figure in the doorway stepped forward.
"Is Zechs here? Where is that baka?" The hood of the trench coat fell back, revealing . . . Heero Yuy.
Kat stopped smashing the recorder and hid the axe behind her back, looking everywhere but at Heero. She was NOT going to go all ditzy, no WAY!
Heero's eyes narrowed. "Who are these girls?" he asked.
Duo shrugged. "I have no idea, but they know Wufei's nickname." He grinned over at Wufei. "Wuffles!"
Heero sweatdropped. "O . . . kay." He took off the trench coat, revealing a green tank top and black spandex shorts. Kat blushed even more.
Akkiko stepped up to Heero. "HI, Yuy! I'm Akkiko, the pathetic fangirl cowering behind MY Trowa is Meg, and the chick with the axe over there is Kat."
Kat stuck up two fingers in a mock-salute, looking at the ground. Heero stared. "What's with her?" he asked.
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "She's trying to disguise the fact that she has a crush on you-AAHHHH!!" Akkiko broke off as Kat dived at her with an axe.
"You die, DEMON!" Kat screeched, and proceeded to chase Akkiko around the bomb shelter. Meg came out from behind Trowa and sweatdropped.
"Oh, here we go," she said, and started to file her nails.
"Are they always like this?" Duo asked.
"Oh, some days they're worse," Meg said. "I'm lucky to have kept my sanity."
Kat stopped by her; Akkiko continued running. "Ha-you have no sanity, Meg- I'm the person with the most sanity in the group-except when certain demonchildren PISS ME OFF!!" She ran off after Akkiko again, axe raised.
Heero sweatdropped. "Who ARE you?" he asked, looking slightly scarred.
Akkiko ran past him, Kat hot on her heels. She smiled. "We're the Smurfketeers! Smurf power!!!" Kat continued to chase after, even madder *if that is humanly possible*
She screamed. "I AM NOT A SMURFKETEER!!"
"Whatever Katsup!" Akkiko called behind her.
Kat stopped, and once again, little horns sprouted on her forehead. Akkiko grinned, having gotten the desired effect. "You're almost as bad as Wuffles over there!"
Wufei scowled, and grabbed his katana again out of nowhere. He screamed. "You die weak kisamaa!" And he proceeded to chase after the demonchild, sword raised. Kat was behind him, swinging her axe, little bat-wings sprouting from behind her back.
Akkiko yelled at Kat, who was now in full rage, "Stop stealing my demon- mode, you copycat!" She was rounding a corner somewhere in the bomb shelter, when Kat drew a knife *once again, seemingly from nowhere* and flung it at Akkiko. It shot past her face, clipping off some of her bangs. Akkiko gulped.
"O-kay . . . . I am officially screwed," she said, and started running again. "SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!"
Meg looked away, Duo whistled. Heero polished his gun and Trowa pulled out a book and started to read it. Akkiko sweatdropped. "I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PACIFISTS!"
Duo nodded. "We are-we don't fight, that's all."
Akkiko sighed. "Damn."
Suddenly there was an explosion just outside the bomb shelter.
"Dammit!" Heero said, and started down a hallway. "Wufei, stop trying to kill the half-pint and get over here!"
Wufei let his sword drop. "Damn," he said, and threw a scowl in Akkiko's general direction. "I'd better not find you down a dark alley alone."
Kat sighed. Her demon-mode had faded. Something had turned Akkiko into demon-mode. Horns sprouted on her forehead as well as wings on her back. Her eyes were red and slitted.
"Akkiko?" Kat asked hesitantly.
"I . . . am not . . . a HALF-PINT!" Akkiko growled, and started to fling herself in the direction Heero had gone. "DIE!!"
***
Heero was working on some sort of machine. Wufei was behind him. Suddenly lightening flashed around him. "Why is there lightening in the bomb shelter?" he asked.
Wufei turned and looked at the door. "Eep," he said in a small voice. Heero raised an eyebrow and turned to look at Wufei.
"What?" he asked. Wufei slowly raised a trembling finger. Heero raised his other eyebrow, and looked over at the doorway.
Screechy music came from a recorder. At one time, it may have been 'Dum dum DUUM!!' But thanks to Kat's axe it sounded even more horrible and scary. Heero stared. There was a dark figure in the doorway which, coincidently had glowing red eyes. The two boys sweatdropped.
"Who . . . or what is that?" Heero asked.
Wufei stared. "Do you really want to know?"
Heero shook his head vigorously. Too late. The figure stepped into the light.
"Heero Yuy!" said a booming voice. Heero shrunk back. Could it be that the perfect soldier was afraid? My God, the world really is coming to an end . . .
Akkiko grinned; it was not a happy grin. "Now it's time to show you why I'm called 'Demonchild.'"
Upstairs, Meg and Kat were talking, ignoring the fact that Heero might be dead right now. Suddenly Wufei came up the stairs, screaming bloody murder. Duo and Trowa stared at him.
"Hey, Wuffles, what's the matter?" Duo asked.
Wufei glared at him. "I will ignore that stupid name for the moment, but later-you DIE!! Right now, there's an evil demon trying to kill HEERO!"
Kat shook her head. "That's not an evil demon-that's just Akkiko."
Meg nodded. "Yeah, and she's not that evil at the moment-she's just on level two. Wait until she hits level ten. God willing, you'll never see that."
Duo stared. "You LEVEL your demons?"
Kat nodded. "What you saw before was me at level four."
Meg nodded again. "I think the highest level I've ever been pushed to is level four as well . . . Hmmm."
Suddenly there was an earth-shattering explosion. Akkiko walked up the stairs. "Correction-it was not earth-shattering-it was Heero-Yuy- shattering!"
Duo sweatdropped, and then walked over to the stairs. "Hey, Heero, are you alive down there?"
A moan reached his ears. Then, a yell of, "You stupid BAKA-MONO! Does it LOOK like I'm alive?"
Duo looked away. "He's okay."
Akkiko grinned. "Of course he is. I just maimed one leg and scarred him for life."
Trowa suddenly began spitting at the ground and wiping his mouth. "And I actually KISSED that thing?"
Akkiko grinned. "Fun isn't it."
Kat rubbed her hands together. "Oh yes-creating chaos and carnage is always fun!" Meg nodded in agreement.
The Gundam pilots stared at each other. "They CANNOT be human!"
Suddenly, once more, an ominous figure stood in the doorway. Kat stared. She saw a piece of blond hair and shrieked, thinking it was Zechs.
"SAVE ME!" she screamed, and jumped into Duo's arms.
Duo stared at her. "Um . . . no."
Kat slid to the ground. "I'll kill you later; right now I have to hide! There's a crazed bounty hunter who would, if he got the chance, put my hide on his wall." She ran behind Akkiko.
"WHY does everyone keep hiding behind ME!?" she yelled. "I am the evil demonchild, remember?" Kat shrugged.
"Well, because you ARE the evil demonchild, wouldn't that make you scarier to the bad guys, and therefore, less likely to be attacked?"
Akkiko looked thoughtful. Meg burst out laughing. "No, she won't be attacked-except by a horde of insane fangirls."
Akkiko glared. "You DIE!" and dove at Meg. Kat sighed, being once being uncovered.
"I am going to die," she said dully and started drawing on the floor with her finger.
The figure in the doorway stepped forward. Once again, screechy organ music played: DUM DUM DUUUUMM!!
Everyone sweatdropped. Wufei said. "Would someone shut that thing up?"
Kat grabbed it from Akkiko. "No problem!" she said. "I have to get rid of excess anger." Taking the axe from behind her, began smashing it happily. "DIE EVIL RECORDER!!"
That done, she turned around to the Zechs-like figure. Kat shrieked again. "I'm GONNA DIE!"
The figure took off his hood. Akkiko stared. "You're going to die from THAT?"
Quatre glared at her. "What's THAT supposed to mean?"
Kat whispered in Akkiko's ear. "Yeah, but doesn't he go insane sometime during the series?"
Akkiko stared. "SHIT."
Meg sighed. "What is it with everyone wearing dark and ominous clothes today?"
Kat grinned. "Oh, but it fun to look like a psychopath-murderer person!'
Akkiko nodded. "OH, have you ever tried walking into a kindergarten class with a WHIP before?"
Kat and Meg stared at her. "You WHAT??"
Akkiko grinned. "Yeah, and for some reason, they began panicking and locking the doors and windows.
Kat rolled her eyes. "I wonder why . . ."
Akkiko nodded. "Yes, why?"
Suddenly black and creeping crawled up the stairs. Meg screamed. "It's the things from the swamp!"
Duo backed away. "IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!"
Two little white holes, which were actually eyes staring through the ashes, glared. "It's me, you idiots."
Akkiko grinned. "Hey, it's Heero Yuy . . . or at least what's left of him . . ."
Quatre stared. "You did that to a guy who can survive jumping off a cliff? Hmmm . . . Little girls are getting scrappier.
All three of the girls stared at him, and proceeded into a full-blown demon mode. "We are NOT little girls," they said, and held up their talons.
Heero sweatdropped. "Um, Quatre, if one of them could do this to me, what do you think THREE can do to you?"
Quatre sweatdropped, and started to back away, then ran from the bomb shelter screaming. The three girls chased after him, staying in demon-mode.
Trowa stared after them. "I feel so sorry for that guy."
Duo shrugged. "OH well, even when they're mad, they are pretty cute."
Meg ran back down into the bomb shelter. "I heard that-you're so nice!" she hugged him and then ran back out, screaming, "You DIE Quatre!"
Trowa sweatdropped. "And when they're mad, they're freaky, too."
Akkiko ran back into the bomb shelter. "I heard that! You're so nice!" She tried to hug him, but he ran away, screaming. Akkiko shrugged, and ran out of the bomb shelter, screaming. "Save some for me!!"
Heero, who was cleaning himself off, sweatdropped. "Okay," he said. "Three teenage girls with schizophrenia . . . sounds like my like girl."
Kat ran back into the bomb shelter. "It heard that," she said, and kissed him on the cheek. "You're so nice!"
Two shouts could be heard form outside. "HOW COME YOU GET TO KISS YOUR GUY!?"
Kat shrugged. "Because I'm the player of the group."
Silence. Then, suddenly, burst of laughter. "You, the player of group?" Akkiko gasped. Meg was laughing so hard, she couldn't even speak.
Kat scowled, and proceeded to Level Five of her Demon-Mode.
Akkiko grinned. "Wow . . . we pushed her to Level Five . . . I always thought it would be that Erikson guy."
Meg shrugged. "I thought it would be Brad."
Akkiko stopped laughing abruptly. "Waitaminute-we pushed Kat to Level Five of Demonmode." They stared at each other and screamed. "HELP US!!" And proceeded to run away.
Kat grinned, rubbing her paws together. "Ooh, fresh blood," she said, and ran after them, growling happily.
Wufei raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, they're nice enough, but how did they get here?"
Another ash-covered figure stumbled into the bomb shelter. "I don't know," Quatre said. "But they're certainly weird. After they finished scarring me for life, Kat and Meg kissed me on the cheek and ran off."
Question marks appeared over the others heads. "Hey, how come the cute girls don't kiss me?" Duo asked. Kat bounced in and grabbed him, kissing him full on the mouth.
She winked as she let go, and Duo melted to the floor. "I TOLD you I was a player!" she said, grinning. Meg ran in.
"He's MINE!" she screamed, and started to throw herself at Kat.
Kat sweatdropped. "Uh, Meg, I'm in Demon-mode Level Five."
Meg stopped in midair. "Shite," she muttered, and ran back out the door screaming. Kat followed, purring. "I love creating chaos! I am the DEMONGIRL!"
There was another explosion outside, and Akkiko and Meg stumbled in, their hair glowing and their faces all black.
Meg coughed. "Who keeps on dropping the *beep*in bombs?"
Akkiko wiped at her face. "Got me . . ."
Heero swore again. "Come one, guys," he said. "We have to get to our Gundams."
The five boys started off, but were stopped by the three girls. "You ARE NOT going ANYWHERE without us," Kat said, holding up a hand.
Wufei frowned. "We don't have any room in our Gundams for weak women like you."
Akkiko stepped forward and grabbed the front of his shirt, dragging him down to her level. "I DARE you to say that again," she growled, and pushed him away. He fell on his butt, sweatdropping.
Heero sighed. "Okay, so they can come with us." The roof of the bomb shelter creaked as another missile hit it.
"Yeah, this place sure isn't going to hold up for long," Duo said.
Meg jumped into his arms. "I dibs going in the DarkScythe!" she grinned.
Kat and Akkiko sweatdropped. "It's Deathscythe Hell, Meg."
Meg glared. "Whatever!"
"No," Trowa said. "If you girls are going to tag along, you'll do what WE tell you."
Duo dropped Meg on the floor; the three girls sweatdropped at Trowa's tone.
"Do you understand?" he said.
There were three nods. He smiled a bit. "Okay," he said.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, or Akkiko or Meg. I own only myself and do not obtain any money from these stories. *But, just for the record- HEERO MINE!!*
Akkiko and Kat looked at each other. "YAY!!"
Akkiko said, "Meg, you're so weird-you're the only person who doesn't like anime-why do we even hang out with you?"
Meg blinked innocently. "Because I'm nice and sweet and-"
"Insane?" Kat added.
Meg glared, and rolled her eyes. "Hey, look up there in the sky!" She stared up.
Kat followed her gaze. "Ooh, a shooting star . . ."
"No, it's a falling star," Meg observed.
"That's not a shooting star," Akkiko took off her glasses, cleaned them vigorously, and put them back on. Her eyes widened. "THAT'S A FRICKIN' MISSILE!"
Meg's jaw dropped. "And it's coming our way!!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" The three girls started running as the missile got closer. Suddenly everything switched to slow motion. The missile started to crash into the ground, and Meg, Kat and Akkiko leapt into a conveniently placed bomb shelter.
The three girls panted. "Wh-why does this always happen to us?" Kat gasped.
Suddenly Meg and Kat felt hands on their shoulders. Someone said "Boo!" and all three of them jumped into the air, their head colliding with the ceiling.
"Damn low ceiling," Akkiko said as they crashed back down.
They looked up at the person who had scared them. "Hey, I know that braid . . ." Meg said and stated drooling.
Akkiko drew a paper fan out of her pocket and Kat raised an axe. "Duo- Maxwell-you-die-now!!" The two girls took a threatening step towards him. He scratched his head.
"Um, do I know you?" he asked, completely oblivious to the fact that they were going to kill him in the most disturbing ways possible.
Kat and Akkiko looked at each other and swore mentally. With very great reluctance they put down their weapons of destruction.
"Who are you girls?" said a voice from the shadows. "How did you find your way here?" Akkiko sweatdropped as Wufei stepped from the shadows.
Kat bit her lip. Akkiko stared at her. "What?"
"I'm suppressing the desire to say 'Wuffles' right now," Kat whispered, and went off for a 'quiet moment'.
Akkiko burst out laughing. Wufei went bright red. "Don't EVER call me that!" he said.
"Wuffles!" Duo said. "How are ya?" He threw an arm around Wufei's shoulders. "Haven't seen ya for five minutes"
Wufei closed his eyes and started muttering to himself, "I will not kill, I will not kill, I will not kill. . ."
Akkiko murmured to Duo and Meg: "If you start murmuring to yourself, that's a sign you're going insane. This is a good thing." She went up to Wufei. "Hey, Wuffles, what up?"
Wufei's eyes snapped open. "Screw not killing anything!" grabs katana and dives for Akkiko.
"HELP!!" she screamed and ran off, unfortunately running smack into Trowa.
Akkiko looked up and went all starry-eyed. "Oh no" Kat said. "She's going all girly."
"Trowa!" Akkiko said, going all chibi and glomping onto him. Wufei continued to run up on her, sword raised.
Akkiko looked behind herself. "EEP!" she said and dove behind Trowa. "Oh, please save me!" she said pleadingly. "I'm too young to die!" She cowered behind him.
Duo grinned. "You're never too young to die," he said.
Akkiko glared. "You're not helping!" she said, and continued to cower.
Trowa sweatdropped. "Um . . . who are you?" he asked, very confused.
The moment he asked this question, Kat and Meg gulped. Here it came . . .
Akkiko looked at Trowa, and then grinned evilly. Stepping out behind him, she struck a manly pose. "I am Demonchild!" she proclaimed. "Lord of destruction!" Forks of lightening flashed behind her.
Everyone sweatdropped. Kat sighed. "More like the Lord of insanity."
"I heard that!" Akkiko said. Kat gulped and ran out of the bomb shelter while Akkiko smacked at her head with a paper fan.
"BWAHAHA!" Akkiko said. "This is fun!!"
Meg sighed, and snuggled up to Duo. "Hi, I'm Meg!" she said. Duo sweatdropped.
"Uh . . . hi."
Akkiko came back and sighed. "Yeah, Meg's always glomping onto guys," she said.
"Where's your other friend?" Wufei asked (his sword mysteriously gone).
Akkiko *tried* to look innocent *and failed miserably*. "Oh, she's . . . around,"
Suddenly Kat's voice came from no where. "AKKIKO, HOW DARE YOU BURY ME IN THE GROUND!!"
Everyone looked around, sweatdropping. Suddenly a wall of the bomb shelter started to shake. A moment later, Kat, holding a jackhammer, came out of the wall.
"Where'd you get that?" Meg asked.
Kat grinned. "Power tools are fun, remember? Especially portable ones." She looked over at Akkiko and grinned. "Weapons are fun, too." She threw the jackhammer aside, and reached behind her back.
Akkiko gulped and ran away as Kat pulled an axe from behind her.
"Where to they keep these things?" Duo whispered to Trowa. Trowa shrugged.
"Do you really want to know?" he asked.
Duo shrugged. "Not really, but I'd like to see them hide all those things in a bikini."
Akkiko hopped by, and hid behind Duo. "That would actually be interesting,"
Duo grinned. "Yeah, it would be interesting.
Kat winced. "Akkiko, you have a perverted mind. Let's crack it open!"
Akkiko ran over to Wufei and grabbed his katana from . . . somewhere, and ran back over to Kat, rising in above her head. "BRING IT ON!!!!!"
Kat sweatdropped. "Oh, my God," she said. "Get better lines!" She threw the axe away and walked off.
Akkiko stared, and, dropping the sword, sat on the ground. "Awww . . ." she said, pouting. "I need to do mass destruction to feel better." She thought for a moment, and a little light bulb appeared over her head.
Meg sighed, and, once again, crushed it. "No more ideas, dammit!"
Akkiko glared at her. "Will you stop that? I'm getting glass in my hair!" She thought for a moment. "Hey, Meg, you wanna play a game?"
"Sure," Meg said, warily. "What game?"
"Let's see how many people we can scar for life in the least amount of time." Akkiko looked around. Only three people. Damn. She walked up to Trowa.
"BWAHAHA!! I am Akkiko, the Demonchild. I can scar people in my sleep!" She grabbed him and kissed him full on the mouth. The other two Gundam Pilots sweatdropped, and backed away, raising their guns. Trowa stared, and didn't move. Meg walked up to him.
"I think he's gone into shock," she said, waving a hand in front of his face.
"BWAHAHAHA!!" Akkiko grinned. "I haven't lost it! Three people in five seconds. Beat that, Meg!"
Meg sighed. "Unfortunately, I cannot hope to beat your demonistic powers," she said. "You win."
"Akkiko stared. "NOOOOOOOO!!!" she screamed. "It's no fun that way!"
Meg shrugged. "At least you got to kiss Trowa."
Akkiko thought and grinned. "Yeah, that's the good part about it."
Suddenly there was a scream, and Kat ran past them. "I though I saw Zechs!" she yelled.
Meg went white. "LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" she yelled, and headed for the exit.
Akkiko shrugged, grabbed a lighter out of her pocket and started flicking it open and closed.
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM??!!" Meg screamed.
Akkiko shrugged. Duo stared at the lighter. "Are you a smoker?" He asked.
"No," Akkiko said. "It's just handy for when you light fires."
"Ooh," Kat said. "That's almost as good as blowing things up!"
Akkiko looked at her, annoyed. "Aren't you supposed to be screaming in terror?"
Meg went white, and ran out of the bomb shelter, screaming "Save me from the insane maniac!"
Duo sweatdropped. "Is she always that insane?" he asked.
"No, some days-it's worse!" Kat said brightly.
Suddenly Meg came back, screaming continually. Lightening flashed; outside it had started to rain.
Meg dived behind Akkiko. "SAVE ME!" she screamed.
Akkiko turned to look behind her, annoyed. "THINK about who you're crouching behind, Meg!" she said.
Meg thought, and blanched, and went to cower behind Duo. "SAVE ME FROM BOTH OF THEM!!" she screamed.
Duo shrugged. "I'm the God of Death, remember?"
Meg sweatdropped. "Is there anyone SANE in this room?" she asked, getting up. Everyone shook their heads. She thought again. "Is there any one SEMI- SANE in this room?"
Kat stuck her hand in the air. "ME!"
Meg shrugged. "That'll work," she said, and dove behind Kat, continuing to scream and be pathetic.
A figure suddenly filled the doorway, his shadow falling on the floor ominously. Water ran off the huge trench coat he was clad in. Lightening forked across the sky, obscuring his face. Music came from somewhere: Dum dum DDUUUUUMMMMM!!
"Akkiko!" Kat said, annoyed. "Will you turn off that recorder?"
Akkiko grinned and shrugged. "Sorry, but the moment called for it," she said, and rewound the recorder, and played the cheesy organ music again: Dum dum DUUUUMMMMM!!
Kat sweatdropped and raised an axe. Grabbing the recorder, she flung it to the ground and proceeded to smash it. "Die evil organ music!!" she yelled.
Meg sweatdropped. "And I was hiding behind you-why?" she sighed, and dove behind Trowa. "You'll do."
Akkiko went red. "HE'S MINE, MEG!" she yelled. "Don't get any ideas!"
Meg stuck her tongue out at her and continued to cower. "SAVE ME FROM ZECHS!!" She screamed. The figure in the doorway stepped forward.
"Is Zechs here? Where is that baka?" The hood of the trench coat fell back, revealing . . . Heero Yuy.
Kat stopped smashing the recorder and hid the axe behind her back, looking everywhere but at Heero. She was NOT going to go all ditzy, no WAY!
Heero's eyes narrowed. "Who are these girls?" he asked.
Duo shrugged. "I have no idea, but they know Wufei's nickname." He grinned over at Wufei. "Wuffles!"
Heero sweatdropped. "O . . . kay." He took off the trench coat, revealing a green tank top and black spandex shorts. Kat blushed even more.
Akkiko stepped up to Heero. "HI, Yuy! I'm Akkiko, the pathetic fangirl cowering behind MY Trowa is Meg, and the chick with the axe over there is Kat."
Kat stuck up two fingers in a mock-salute, looking at the ground. Heero stared. "What's with her?" he asked.
Akkiko rolled her eyes. "She's trying to disguise the fact that she has a crush on you-AAHHHH!!" Akkiko broke off as Kat dived at her with an axe.
"You die, DEMON!" Kat screeched, and proceeded to chase Akkiko around the bomb shelter. Meg came out from behind Trowa and sweatdropped.
"Oh, here we go," she said, and started to file her nails.
"Are they always like this?" Duo asked.
"Oh, some days they're worse," Meg said. "I'm lucky to have kept my sanity."
Kat stopped by her; Akkiko continued running. "Ha-you have no sanity, Meg- I'm the person with the most sanity in the group-except when certain demonchildren PISS ME OFF!!" She ran off after Akkiko again, axe raised.
Heero sweatdropped. "Who ARE you?" he asked, looking slightly scarred.
Akkiko ran past him, Kat hot on her heels. She smiled. "We're the Smurfketeers! Smurf power!!!" Kat continued to chase after, even madder *if that is humanly possible*
She screamed. "I AM NOT A SMURFKETEER!!"
"Whatever Katsup!" Akkiko called behind her.
Kat stopped, and once again, little horns sprouted on her forehead. Akkiko grinned, having gotten the desired effect. "You're almost as bad as Wuffles over there!"
Wufei scowled, and grabbed his katana again out of nowhere. He screamed. "You die weak kisamaa!" And he proceeded to chase after the demonchild, sword raised. Kat was behind him, swinging her axe, little bat-wings sprouting from behind her back.
Akkiko yelled at Kat, who was now in full rage, "Stop stealing my demon- mode, you copycat!" She was rounding a corner somewhere in the bomb shelter, when Kat drew a knife *once again, seemingly from nowhere* and flung it at Akkiko. It shot past her face, clipping off some of her bangs. Akkiko gulped.
"O-kay . . . . I am officially screwed," she said, and started running again. "SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!"
Meg looked away, Duo whistled. Heero polished his gun and Trowa pulled out a book and started to read it. Akkiko sweatdropped. "I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PACIFISTS!"
Duo nodded. "We are-we don't fight, that's all."
Akkiko sighed. "Damn."
Suddenly there was an explosion just outside the bomb shelter.
"Dammit!" Heero said, and started down a hallway. "Wufei, stop trying to kill the half-pint and get over here!"
Wufei let his sword drop. "Damn," he said, and threw a scowl in Akkiko's general direction. "I'd better not find you down a dark alley alone."
Kat sighed. Her demon-mode had faded. Something had turned Akkiko into demon-mode. Horns sprouted on her forehead as well as wings on her back. Her eyes were red and slitted.
"Akkiko?" Kat asked hesitantly.
"I . . . am not . . . a HALF-PINT!" Akkiko growled, and started to fling herself in the direction Heero had gone. "DIE!!"
***
Heero was working on some sort of machine. Wufei was behind him. Suddenly lightening flashed around him. "Why is there lightening in the bomb shelter?" he asked.
Wufei turned and looked at the door. "Eep," he said in a small voice. Heero raised an eyebrow and turned to look at Wufei.
"What?" he asked. Wufei slowly raised a trembling finger. Heero raised his other eyebrow, and looked over at the doorway.
Screechy music came from a recorder. At one time, it may have been 'Dum dum DUUM!!' But thanks to Kat's axe it sounded even more horrible and scary. Heero stared. There was a dark figure in the doorway which, coincidently had glowing red eyes. The two boys sweatdropped.
"Who . . . or what is that?" Heero asked.
Wufei stared. "Do you really want to know?"
Heero shook his head vigorously. Too late. The figure stepped into the light.
"Heero Yuy!" said a booming voice. Heero shrunk back. Could it be that the perfect soldier was afraid? My God, the world really is coming to an end . . .
Akkiko grinned; it was not a happy grin. "Now it's time to show you why I'm called 'Demonchild.'"
Upstairs, Meg and Kat were talking, ignoring the fact that Heero might be dead right now. Suddenly Wufei came up the stairs, screaming bloody murder. Duo and Trowa stared at him.
"Hey, Wuffles, what's the matter?" Duo asked.
Wufei glared at him. "I will ignore that stupid name for the moment, but later-you DIE!! Right now, there's an evil demon trying to kill HEERO!"
Kat shook her head. "That's not an evil demon-that's just Akkiko."
Meg nodded. "Yeah, and she's not that evil at the moment-she's just on level two. Wait until she hits level ten. God willing, you'll never see that."
Duo stared. "You LEVEL your demons?"
Kat nodded. "What you saw before was me at level four."
Meg nodded again. "I think the highest level I've ever been pushed to is level four as well . . . Hmmm."
Suddenly there was an earth-shattering explosion. Akkiko walked up the stairs. "Correction-it was not earth-shattering-it was Heero-Yuy- shattering!"
Duo sweatdropped, and then walked over to the stairs. "Hey, Heero, are you alive down there?"
A moan reached his ears. Then, a yell of, "You stupid BAKA-MONO! Does it LOOK like I'm alive?"
Duo looked away. "He's okay."
Akkiko grinned. "Of course he is. I just maimed one leg and scarred him for life."
Trowa suddenly began spitting at the ground and wiping his mouth. "And I actually KISSED that thing?"
Akkiko grinned. "Fun isn't it."
Kat rubbed her hands together. "Oh yes-creating chaos and carnage is always fun!" Meg nodded in agreement.
The Gundam pilots stared at each other. "They CANNOT be human!"
Suddenly, once more, an ominous figure stood in the doorway. Kat stared. She saw a piece of blond hair and shrieked, thinking it was Zechs.
"SAVE ME!" she screamed, and jumped into Duo's arms.
Duo stared at her. "Um . . . no."
Kat slid to the ground. "I'll kill you later; right now I have to hide! There's a crazed bounty hunter who would, if he got the chance, put my hide on his wall." She ran behind Akkiko.
"WHY does everyone keep hiding behind ME!?" she yelled. "I am the evil demonchild, remember?" Kat shrugged.
"Well, because you ARE the evil demonchild, wouldn't that make you scarier to the bad guys, and therefore, less likely to be attacked?"
Akkiko looked thoughtful. Meg burst out laughing. "No, she won't be attacked-except by a horde of insane fangirls."
Akkiko glared. "You DIE!" and dove at Meg. Kat sighed, being once being uncovered.
"I am going to die," she said dully and started drawing on the floor with her finger.
The figure in the doorway stepped forward. Once again, screechy organ music played: DUM DUM DUUUUMM!!
Everyone sweatdropped. Wufei said. "Would someone shut that thing up?"
Kat grabbed it from Akkiko. "No problem!" she said. "I have to get rid of excess anger." Taking the axe from behind her, began smashing it happily. "DIE EVIL RECORDER!!"
That done, she turned around to the Zechs-like figure. Kat shrieked again. "I'm GONNA DIE!"
The figure took off his hood. Akkiko stared. "You're going to die from THAT?"
Quatre glared at her. "What's THAT supposed to mean?"
Kat whispered in Akkiko's ear. "Yeah, but doesn't he go insane sometime during the series?"
Akkiko stared. "SHIT."
Meg sighed. "What is it with everyone wearing dark and ominous clothes today?"
Kat grinned. "Oh, but it fun to look like a psychopath-murderer person!'
Akkiko nodded. "OH, have you ever tried walking into a kindergarten class with a WHIP before?"
Kat and Meg stared at her. "You WHAT??"
Akkiko grinned. "Yeah, and for some reason, they began panicking and locking the doors and windows.
Kat rolled her eyes. "I wonder why . . ."
Akkiko nodded. "Yes, why?"
Suddenly black and creeping crawled up the stairs. Meg screamed. "It's the things from the swamp!"
Duo backed away. "IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!"
Two little white holes, which were actually eyes staring through the ashes, glared. "It's me, you idiots."
Akkiko grinned. "Hey, it's Heero Yuy . . . or at least what's left of him . . ."
Quatre stared. "You did that to a guy who can survive jumping off a cliff? Hmmm . . . Little girls are getting scrappier.
All three of the girls stared at him, and proceeded into a full-blown demon mode. "We are NOT little girls," they said, and held up their talons.
Heero sweatdropped. "Um, Quatre, if one of them could do this to me, what do you think THREE can do to you?"
Quatre sweatdropped, and started to back away, then ran from the bomb shelter screaming. The three girls chased after him, staying in demon-mode.
Trowa stared after them. "I feel so sorry for that guy."
Duo shrugged. "OH well, even when they're mad, they are pretty cute."
Meg ran back down into the bomb shelter. "I heard that-you're so nice!" she hugged him and then ran back out, screaming, "You DIE Quatre!"
Trowa sweatdropped. "And when they're mad, they're freaky, too."
Akkiko ran back into the bomb shelter. "I heard that! You're so nice!" She tried to hug him, but he ran away, screaming. Akkiko shrugged, and ran out of the bomb shelter, screaming. "Save some for me!!"
Heero, who was cleaning himself off, sweatdropped. "Okay," he said. "Three teenage girls with schizophrenia . . . sounds like my like girl."
Kat ran back into the bomb shelter. "It heard that," she said, and kissed him on the cheek. "You're so nice!"
Two shouts could be heard form outside. "HOW COME YOU GET TO KISS YOUR GUY!?"
Kat shrugged. "Because I'm the player of the group."
Silence. Then, suddenly, burst of laughter. "You, the player of group?" Akkiko gasped. Meg was laughing so hard, she couldn't even speak.
Kat scowled, and proceeded to Level Five of her Demon-Mode.
Akkiko grinned. "Wow . . . we pushed her to Level Five . . . I always thought it would be that Erikson guy."
Meg shrugged. "I thought it would be Brad."
Akkiko stopped laughing abruptly. "Waitaminute-we pushed Kat to Level Five of Demonmode." They stared at each other and screamed. "HELP US!!" And proceeded to run away.
Kat grinned, rubbing her paws together. "Ooh, fresh blood," she said, and ran after them, growling happily.
Wufei raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, they're nice enough, but how did they get here?"
Another ash-covered figure stumbled into the bomb shelter. "I don't know," Quatre said. "But they're certainly weird. After they finished scarring me for life, Kat and Meg kissed me on the cheek and ran off."
Question marks appeared over the others heads. "Hey, how come the cute girls don't kiss me?" Duo asked. Kat bounced in and grabbed him, kissing him full on the mouth.
She winked as she let go, and Duo melted to the floor. "I TOLD you I was a player!" she said, grinning. Meg ran in.
"He's MINE!" she screamed, and started to throw herself at Kat.
Kat sweatdropped. "Uh, Meg, I'm in Demon-mode Level Five."
Meg stopped in midair. "Shite," she muttered, and ran back out the door screaming. Kat followed, purring. "I love creating chaos! I am the DEMONGIRL!"
There was another explosion outside, and Akkiko and Meg stumbled in, their hair glowing and their faces all black.
Meg coughed. "Who keeps on dropping the *beep*in bombs?"
Akkiko wiped at her face. "Got me . . ."
Heero swore again. "Come one, guys," he said. "We have to get to our Gundams."
The five boys started off, but were stopped by the three girls. "You ARE NOT going ANYWHERE without us," Kat said, holding up a hand.
Wufei frowned. "We don't have any room in our Gundams for weak women like you."
Akkiko stepped forward and grabbed the front of his shirt, dragging him down to her level. "I DARE you to say that again," she growled, and pushed him away. He fell on his butt, sweatdropping.
Heero sighed. "Okay, so they can come with us." The roof of the bomb shelter creaked as another missile hit it.
"Yeah, this place sure isn't going to hold up for long," Duo said.
Meg jumped into his arms. "I dibs going in the DarkScythe!" she grinned.
Kat and Akkiko sweatdropped. "It's Deathscythe Hell, Meg."
Meg glared. "Whatever!"
"No," Trowa said. "If you girls are going to tag along, you'll do what WE tell you."
Duo dropped Meg on the floor; the three girls sweatdropped at Trowa's tone.
"Do you understand?" he said.
There were three nods. He smiled a bit. "Okay," he said.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, or Akkiko or Meg. I own only myself and do not obtain any money from these stories. *But, just for the record- HEERO MINE!!*