FF8 Chap 2
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8. But if I did, the way this story is going it would be a lot better right guys? (Cricket noises)
Forget you!
Sorry I took a while on this one, the fanfiction.net would not let me see if I had any reviews so I thought no one liked it. I saw maybe a few flames but I can't make everyone happy so I am trying to.
Previously: Squall became a SeeD member and stuff.
Seifer: Ok I am Seifer and I am your leader in this mission.
Squall: F you.
Seifer: Son, with remarks like that I can have you court marshaled.
Squall: Hmm, really?
Seifer: Shut up and let's move out!
Zell: Man he is such a faggot.
Squall: Quistis I want a new group.
Quistis: Why? You're fine in this one.
Squall: What do you mean, I am stuck with Sergeant Crack head and a ChickenWuss.
Quistis: What makes Zell a chicken wuss?
Squall: Oh I stole the story plan out for the game and sergeant crack head of here calls him that in the car ride.
Quistis: You stole the story line plans? That's 8 years of detention and you're stuck with them.
Squall: You really are the spawn of the devil aren't you?
Quistis: (Evil Look with fiery hell background) Who me?
Squall: (Runs away and catches up with his group.) Ok was I the only one who noticed the scary background of hell behind Quistis and the evil look?
Seifer: Man did I beat you that badly that you're taking crack or something?
Squall: Nevermind.
(Take the car through the city and transport to the submarine)
Zell: This is so Coooool. Submarines are cool cool cool. (Repeats this for the next 10 mins)
Squall: Just give me one goddamn bullet and I will blast the (Beep) out of him!
Seifer: No cause we will be charged and stuff for it, save it for the town and we will kill him there, then pretend it was a G-Soldier.
Zell: Um, I am right here I can hear what you're saying.
Seifer: Oh, I mean we are gonna by some ice cream for you at the town (Puts on one of the fakest / stupidest smiles ever)
Zell: Cool what flavor?
Seifer: Uh, chocolate.
Zell: blah hate chocolate.
Seifer: (A lil annoyed) Vanilla.
Zell: Blah I hate that too.
Seifer: (In a Frustrated voice) then what do you want?!
Zell: A Hotdog!
Seifer: Yea... sure we will get you that then.
Zell: Hey, Squall can I see your gun blade?
Squall: Go Jump off a bridge and I might let you touch it for a second.
Zell: Wow really?
Squall: Sure.
Zell: Really really really?
Squall: Will you shut up!
(At beach)
Zell: And then I said that's not Big Foot that's Bob! (Starts laughing like a psycho)
Squall: Oh man, 3 hours with him and I think I am catching his stupid.
Quistis: Don't be rude!
Squall: You try surviving with him locked up for 3 hours here with psycho Cid!
Quistis: Honestly you're so childish. Ok go and check out the town.
Seifer: All right let's go!
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: When do I get my hotdog?
(Kill all the Galbadeia Soldiers and wait in the area where the dog is)
Zell: Can I get my hotdog now.
Squall: Oh that does it (Shoots Zell but misses and kills the other 6 Galbadeia Soldiers that originally you run after in the game)
Zell: Hey you almost hit me!
Squall: Oh sorry... I missed.
(Go back to check more of town)
Selphie: (Out of nowhere) Hey guys we got to go back.
Squall: Didn't I tell you to go die?
Selphie: You're so rude, don't make me tell instructor trepe.
Squall: Oh god no!
Selphie: that's more like it.
Seifer: Hey everyone lets go on to the heavily guarded dangerous can get killed instantly building!
Squall: You really don't think twice do you?
Seifer: You scared?
Squall: No, fine I will go.
Selphie: Uh I am gonna come and if you don't let me I am gonna whine and cry and tell instructor trepe.
(Go to top of tower)
Biggs: Man this machine thing is so cool I have been working on.
Wedge: Yea man!
Seifer: Hey we are here to kill you.
Biggs: Oh ok.
(Awkward Pause, Biggs and Wedge get killed)
(Big Bird thing comes)
Seifer: Oh (Beep)!
Squall: I have one thing to say before we all die to this ugly deformed bird.
Selphie: Whats that?
Squall: I hate you all!
Zell: Oh man.
(Use GFs and magically kill the ugly deformed bird)
Squall: All right!
(Run and escape from robot thing)(Quistis shoots the spider)
Squall: I could have done that!
End of Chap 2
R&R
Tell me what you think, don't worry I know Squall's I hate the word attitude is getting boring so I will shift back and forth with him and stuff.
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8. But if I did, the way this story is going it would be a lot better right guys? (Cricket noises)
Forget you!
Sorry I took a while on this one, the fanfiction.net would not let me see if I had any reviews so I thought no one liked it. I saw maybe a few flames but I can't make everyone happy so I am trying to.
Previously: Squall became a SeeD member and stuff.
Seifer: Ok I am Seifer and I am your leader in this mission.
Squall: F you.
Seifer: Son, with remarks like that I can have you court marshaled.
Squall: Hmm, really?
Seifer: Shut up and let's move out!
Zell: Man he is such a faggot.
Squall: Quistis I want a new group.
Quistis: Why? You're fine in this one.
Squall: What do you mean, I am stuck with Sergeant Crack head and a ChickenWuss.
Quistis: What makes Zell a chicken wuss?
Squall: Oh I stole the story plan out for the game and sergeant crack head of here calls him that in the car ride.
Quistis: You stole the story line plans? That's 8 years of detention and you're stuck with them.
Squall: You really are the spawn of the devil aren't you?
Quistis: (Evil Look with fiery hell background) Who me?
Squall: (Runs away and catches up with his group.) Ok was I the only one who noticed the scary background of hell behind Quistis and the evil look?
Seifer: Man did I beat you that badly that you're taking crack or something?
Squall: Nevermind.
(Take the car through the city and transport to the submarine)
Zell: This is so Coooool. Submarines are cool cool cool. (Repeats this for the next 10 mins)
Squall: Just give me one goddamn bullet and I will blast the (Beep) out of him!
Seifer: No cause we will be charged and stuff for it, save it for the town and we will kill him there, then pretend it was a G-Soldier.
Zell: Um, I am right here I can hear what you're saying.
Seifer: Oh, I mean we are gonna by some ice cream for you at the town (Puts on one of the fakest / stupidest smiles ever)
Zell: Cool what flavor?
Seifer: Uh, chocolate.
Zell: blah hate chocolate.
Seifer: (A lil annoyed) Vanilla.
Zell: Blah I hate that too.
Seifer: (In a Frustrated voice) then what do you want?!
Zell: A Hotdog!
Seifer: Yea... sure we will get you that then.
Zell: Hey, Squall can I see your gun blade?
Squall: Go Jump off a bridge and I might let you touch it for a second.
Zell: Wow really?
Squall: Sure.
Zell: Really really really?
Squall: Will you shut up!
(At beach)
Zell: And then I said that's not Big Foot that's Bob! (Starts laughing like a psycho)
Squall: Oh man, 3 hours with him and I think I am catching his stupid.
Quistis: Don't be rude!
Squall: You try surviving with him locked up for 3 hours here with psycho Cid!
Quistis: Honestly you're so childish. Ok go and check out the town.
Seifer: All right let's go!
Squall: Whatever.
Zell: When do I get my hotdog?
(Kill all the Galbadeia Soldiers and wait in the area where the dog is)
Zell: Can I get my hotdog now.
Squall: Oh that does it (Shoots Zell but misses and kills the other 6 Galbadeia Soldiers that originally you run after in the game)
Zell: Hey you almost hit me!
Squall: Oh sorry... I missed.
(Go back to check more of town)
Selphie: (Out of nowhere) Hey guys we got to go back.
Squall: Didn't I tell you to go die?
Selphie: You're so rude, don't make me tell instructor trepe.
Squall: Oh god no!
Selphie: that's more like it.
Seifer: Hey everyone lets go on to the heavily guarded dangerous can get killed instantly building!
Squall: You really don't think twice do you?
Seifer: You scared?
Squall: No, fine I will go.
Selphie: Uh I am gonna come and if you don't let me I am gonna whine and cry and tell instructor trepe.
(Go to top of tower)
Biggs: Man this machine thing is so cool I have been working on.
Wedge: Yea man!
Seifer: Hey we are here to kill you.
Biggs: Oh ok.
(Awkward Pause, Biggs and Wedge get killed)
(Big Bird thing comes)
Seifer: Oh (Beep)!
Squall: I have one thing to say before we all die to this ugly deformed bird.
Selphie: Whats that?
Squall: I hate you all!
Zell: Oh man.
(Use GFs and magically kill the ugly deformed bird)
Squall: All right!
(Run and escape from robot thing)(Quistis shoots the spider)
Squall: I could have done that!
End of Chap 2
R&R
Tell me what you think, don't worry I know Squall's I hate the word attitude is getting boring so I will shift back and forth with him and stuff.