FF8 the Real Deal.
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8 but I do own this fic.
Previously: They attacked the Galbadia Place.
(Back at the dock)
Squall: Oh man that was somtin huh.
Zell: Oh yea and we kicked that thing's butt... whatever it was.
Quistis: See you made it with those 2 ok.
Squall: Whatever.
Seifer: Ok well see you guys.
Squall: Huh? (Noticing them right by the car)
Raijin: We are going to steal this car so you have to walk all the way back, ya know?
Squall: No don't leave me here with THEM!
Seifer: Haha (Swerves away)
Squall: How could that son of a (Beep) steal my ride?!
Zell: All right lets walk.
Squall: Oh man.
(Back at Balamb)
Seifer: How was your walk? (Still laughing)
Squall: Go jump off a bridge.
Zell: It was great! I saw this squirrel eating grass, and uh... some birds.
Squall: Please just shut up.
(Announcement of the test) (Everyone checks out board)
Squall: Ha, I knew I would make it.
Zell: Yea I made it too.
Squall: Your kidding right?
Zell: Nope!
Seifer: Don't bother guys they probably made me top SeeD.
Rajin: Um... no you didn't, ya know?
Seifer: No I don't know what do you mean! Dumbass, you probably can't read.
(Looks at list)
Seifer: Wha?!
Squall: Told you not to go up the tower "great commander".
Seifer: Son of a (Beep) (Kicks the wall and stubs toe)
Squall: Wow, he makes you look smart Zell.
Zell: Huh, sorry I was looking at the lint in my pocket.
Squall: Nevermind.
Zell: Well I am gonna go to the dormitory, we got new rooms.
Squall: Did you just say a complete sentence without saying something stupid?
Zell: Yup.
Squall: But...
Zell: The whole thing was to test you, I wanted to see how angry you can get.
Squall: I don't get it?
Zell: If you betray Balamb, I can tick you off till you die.
Squall: ...yea.
Squall: Nevermind I am gonna go to my new room.
Quistis: Wait, you have to go to the SeeD dance.
Squall: Oh come on, I just took on a big test.
Quistis: (Grabs by ear) your going!
Squall: ow...ow...ow... you're not my mom...ow...ow.
Zell: Haha.
Quistis: You too!
Zell: ow...ow...ow.
(At Dance)
Zell: Oh man why did we have to come here.
Squall: I don't know but its not like we can leave. Quistis is standing at our only exit.
Zell: God Dammit!
Selphie: Hey guys want to join the festival comity?
Squall: Sorry, I am not a tree hugging groupy charity guy.
Selphie: I will tell instructor Trepe.
Zell: Oh man what a (Beep).
Selphie: That does it.
Squall: (On here legs) No please no.
Selphie: You will join?
Squall: Sure whatever.
Zell: Man how embarrassing.
Squall: I just hope no one asks me to dance.
Zell: You can't dance?
Squall: No I just get nervous when I do.
Rinoa: Hi I am Rinoa want to dance?
Squall: Well...uh...um...um...
Zell: Of course he would (In mind: I want to see this lunk screw up hehe)
Squall: (Whispering to Zell) You asshole, ill kill you.
(They dance)
Zell: Damn he did not mess up.
Squall: Ha! Where is your date?
Zell: Oh shut up!
Quistis: Here can I talk with you by the balcony?
Squall: No.
Quistis: Do you want more detentions?
Squall: Fine.
(At Blacony)
Quistis: After that mission I think its time I take you to the training room.
Squall: Sure.
(Training Area)
Quistis: Ready?
Squall: Yup.
(Kill monters)
Squall: Wow this is easy.
Girl: Ah I am being attacked. (Gets pecked by birds)
Squall: Hey where is the blood? Damn teen rated games.
Quistis: Why do you care about blood when a girl is getting hurt?
Squall: Lets just beat up the birds.
Birds: Ha you can't beat us we are un beatable.
Squall: (Picks up a rock and throws it at them)
Birds: (Die)
Quistis: Ok we are done here.
End of Chap 3
Disclaimer: I don't own FF8 but I do own this fic.
Previously: They attacked the Galbadia Place.
(Back at the dock)
Squall: Oh man that was somtin huh.
Zell: Oh yea and we kicked that thing's butt... whatever it was.
Quistis: See you made it with those 2 ok.
Squall: Whatever.
Seifer: Ok well see you guys.
Squall: Huh? (Noticing them right by the car)
Raijin: We are going to steal this car so you have to walk all the way back, ya know?
Squall: No don't leave me here with THEM!
Seifer: Haha (Swerves away)
Squall: How could that son of a (Beep) steal my ride?!
Zell: All right lets walk.
Squall: Oh man.
(Back at Balamb)
Seifer: How was your walk? (Still laughing)
Squall: Go jump off a bridge.
Zell: It was great! I saw this squirrel eating grass, and uh... some birds.
Squall: Please just shut up.
(Announcement of the test) (Everyone checks out board)
Squall: Ha, I knew I would make it.
Zell: Yea I made it too.
Squall: Your kidding right?
Zell: Nope!
Seifer: Don't bother guys they probably made me top SeeD.
Rajin: Um... no you didn't, ya know?
Seifer: No I don't know what do you mean! Dumbass, you probably can't read.
(Looks at list)
Seifer: Wha?!
Squall: Told you not to go up the tower "great commander".
Seifer: Son of a (Beep) (Kicks the wall and stubs toe)
Squall: Wow, he makes you look smart Zell.
Zell: Huh, sorry I was looking at the lint in my pocket.
Squall: Nevermind.
Zell: Well I am gonna go to the dormitory, we got new rooms.
Squall: Did you just say a complete sentence without saying something stupid?
Zell: Yup.
Squall: But...
Zell: The whole thing was to test you, I wanted to see how angry you can get.
Squall: I don't get it?
Zell: If you betray Balamb, I can tick you off till you die.
Squall: ...yea.
Squall: Nevermind I am gonna go to my new room.
Quistis: Wait, you have to go to the SeeD dance.
Squall: Oh come on, I just took on a big test.
Quistis: (Grabs by ear) your going!
Squall: ow...ow...ow... you're not my mom...ow...ow.
Zell: Haha.
Quistis: You too!
Zell: ow...ow...ow.
(At Dance)
Zell: Oh man why did we have to come here.
Squall: I don't know but its not like we can leave. Quistis is standing at our only exit.
Zell: God Dammit!
Selphie: Hey guys want to join the festival comity?
Squall: Sorry, I am not a tree hugging groupy charity guy.
Selphie: I will tell instructor Trepe.
Zell: Oh man what a (Beep).
Selphie: That does it.
Squall: (On here legs) No please no.
Selphie: You will join?
Squall: Sure whatever.
Zell: Man how embarrassing.
Squall: I just hope no one asks me to dance.
Zell: You can't dance?
Squall: No I just get nervous when I do.
Rinoa: Hi I am Rinoa want to dance?
Squall: Well...uh...um...um...
Zell: Of course he would (In mind: I want to see this lunk screw up hehe)
Squall: (Whispering to Zell) You asshole, ill kill you.
(They dance)
Zell: Damn he did not mess up.
Squall: Ha! Where is your date?
Zell: Oh shut up!
Quistis: Here can I talk with you by the balcony?
Squall: No.
Quistis: Do you want more detentions?
Squall: Fine.
(At Blacony)
Quistis: After that mission I think its time I take you to the training room.
Squall: Sure.
(Training Area)
Quistis: Ready?
Squall: Yup.
(Kill monters)
Squall: Wow this is easy.
Girl: Ah I am being attacked. (Gets pecked by birds)
Squall: Hey where is the blood? Damn teen rated games.
Quistis: Why do you care about blood when a girl is getting hurt?
Squall: Lets just beat up the birds.
Birds: Ha you can't beat us we are un beatable.
Squall: (Picks up a rock and throws it at them)
Birds: (Die)
Quistis: Ok we are done here.
End of Chap 3