Chapter 13: Severus Snape Sincerely Regrets Leaving Lucius Malfoy In Charge
Of The Cake
"Thanks for helping me make Lupin's birthday cake, Lucius," Severus Snape sighed, as he looked at Lucius Malfoy, who was completely covered in chocolate icing, even under the shower cap he had used to keep his hair clean, "but next time, why don't we try to get the icing on the cake instead of on you."
Lucius was not paying attention, but was busy trying to lick icing from his nose. "I'm going to wash my hands now," Snape said, "and try not to eat the cake, nor rub it over your body, however * sex0r * you may look in it." He sighed again, and walked away.
When he returned, he found that the cake was gone, and Lucius'face was now smeared with crumbs as well as icing. "Merlin's beard, Lucius!" he groaned, "why did you eat the cake? Now we have to start all over again."
Lucius looked up, and said: "It wasn't me, it was Richard."
From a cabinet there came a muffled yelling of what sounded like "No I didn't", but Lucius merely said: "Shut it, you" and whacked the cabinet over the head with his cane.
"Thanks for helping me make Lupin's birthday cake, Lucius," Severus Snape sighed, as he looked at Lucius Malfoy, who was completely covered in chocolate icing, even under the shower cap he had used to keep his hair clean, "but next time, why don't we try to get the icing on the cake instead of on you."
Lucius was not paying attention, but was busy trying to lick icing from his nose. "I'm going to wash my hands now," Snape said, "and try not to eat the cake, nor rub it over your body, however * sex0r * you may look in it." He sighed again, and walked away.
When he returned, he found that the cake was gone, and Lucius'face was now smeared with crumbs as well as icing. "Merlin's beard, Lucius!" he groaned, "why did you eat the cake? Now we have to start all over again."
Lucius looked up, and said: "It wasn't me, it was Richard."
From a cabinet there came a muffled yelling of what sounded like "No I didn't", but Lucius merely said: "Shut it, you" and whacked the cabinet over the head with his cane.