They all walked in when Vince was sitting on a chair talking to a few people. Superstars were starting to crowd him.
"Well so we had one terrible night, it could only get better, *cough*, *cough*."
"That's why I made a list of what we did wrong, very wrong."
He took a curtain off a huge board. Everyone looked closer to read. The list began and it said:
1. Chris Jericho- do not fall down to the ring again, then to make it worse, fall off the top rope.
2. Rock- please do not try to talk tongue twisters the break the microphone. It's not cool when the microphone breaks and causes a sound that makes the whole audience go deaf.
3. Triple H- do not bring women to the ring ever again. 80 year old women with clothes off are not a good site for the audience, or me *shudder*
4. Jeff Hardy- when doing a hardcore match backstage do not, I repeat, hit the power box with a chair and cause a blackout, not funny.
5. Matt Hardy- you had a kissing scene with Lita, you totally missed Lita and got the Big Show instead. That brought ratings down the drain.
6. Shane and Steph- you children of mine were supposed to double team me and hit me, not hit each other.
That was the end of the list.
"There is more than that, just to let you know!" Vince screamed