(A/N: I baaaaaack! BWAHAHAH!! Um. . . . . . *sweatdrops from glares from
readers* Anyways, here we are!!
*flashback*
"Little girls, give me those books-now!" Middie whipped out a gun. "Or else I'll shoot you!"
The grins on Kat's and Akkiko's face disappeared. "Did she just call us what I think she called us?" Kat growled to the others.
Meg and the pilots nodded. "Well then," Akkiko said pleasantly. "Kat, shall we teach the woman that we are not little girls?"
Kat nodded. "Yes, let's. Meg, want to join us?"
Meg, who was standing in a dark corner, her head surrounded by a huge sweatdrop, shook her head. "No thanks, I'll be over here if anyone needs me."
Kat and Akkiko grinned. Then . . . the went into full-blown demon mode (come on, you had to be expecting that)
Poor Middie . . . she never had a chance.
*Continuing on. . . .*
Middie sweatdropped as the two *seemingly* ordinary girls transformed into demon-thingies. "The heck-" was all she could get out as they lunged at her. Grabbing under her arms, Akkiko and Kat flew off, out of the bomb shelter.
The OZ soldiers stood around, confused, still aiming at the pilots. "So . . . what do we do now?" one asked his partner.
"I have no idea," he answered, when Meg suddenly popped up between them, holding a tray.
"Tea?" she said. "And I also have cookies!"
"Sweet!" Duo leaned over and grabbed a cookie, still hot from the oven.
"So where did Kat and Akkiko go with . . . Middie!" Wufei giggled. Everyone shuddered at the sound.
Trowa raised an eyebrow at him. "You know something? I think you just like saying that."
Wufei grinned again. "What? Middie?" He giggled again. "No, I don't like saying . . . Middie! . . . At all! Really! Saying "Middie!" does nothing to affect me. It's just a name, after all . . . Lady Une's name . . . but . . . um." He couldn't contain himself anymore. He burst out laughing, rolling on the floor, tears falling down his cheeks. "Middie! Of all the first names to have, she got Middie! Oh, how I pity her!" He rolled out of the room, continuing to laugh.
Meg sweatdropped. "Is he going to be okay?"
Quatre nodded. "Yeah, he should be just fine." He bit into a cookie before anyone could stop him.
Duo dropped his cookie. "Oh . . . no. . ." he said. "Quatre just had sugar!!"
"RUN FOR THE HILLS!!" The other pilots screamed, and ran off, picking up a surprised Meg as they went.
The OZ soldiers sweatdropped. "Uh . . . what just happened?"
Quatre started to shake. "Sugar . . . processing!" he said in a cheerful voice. Then . . . he went into hyperactive mode. (For respect of the reader, I have edited out the next part)
The chaos and carnage that followed this incident was brutal. Every OZ soldier present was scarred for life. To make matters worse, Kat and Akkiko showed up in the middle of it and *helped* Quatre cause mass destruction. When it was over, Meg and the pilots approached very cautiously.
"Do you think they've gone to sleep?" Meg asked.
"We can only hope," Heero said.
"Oh, no, we left Wufei in there!" Duo said
"I'm sure he can handle himself," Heero said, raising his gun.
"HEEEEEEEEELLPPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!" A sudden scream was heard from inside.
"That sounds like a certain ponytail-ed Chinaman we both know and. . .Tolerate," Duo said, venturing in. "Sounds like he's in trouble."
"Ya think?" Meg said sarcastically. "What told you first: the undeniable fear in the scream that just issued or the fact he's dressed in pink?"
Pilots= O_O*****
Meg ran over what she had just said and blinked a few times at the scene in front of her. Wufei was, indeed, dressed in pink, tied to a chair with duck tape (which was also colored pink). Kat was putting on lipstick near by *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* and was still in demonmode.
Wufei saw the pilots and Meg and made furious motions with his head that translated into, "For the love of God, get me out of here and away from that insane onna!!!!!!!"
Everyone blinked. Then Duo stuffed his braid into his mouth. Trowa raised an eyebrow at him. "What's so funny?"
Duo extracted the braid for a second to say, "Wufei's in pink!" The hair went back into his mouth.
Trowa blinked and opened his mouth to begin what promised to be a grand explosion of laughter, but Meg and Heero snapped their hands over his mouth.
"SSSHHH!!" Meg hissed. "If we're quiet, we may get out of here unscarred and un-PINK-ified!"
"Let's find Quatre and run," Heero suggested.
Meg thought for a moment. "No, we should get Wufei out, too. After all, he's the innocent one here."
Duo snorted and tried to speak. Finding the braid still in his mouth, he pulled it out. "Wufei? Innocent? Don't make me-" He glanced in Wufei's direction. "PINK!" Four heads turned to glare at him. He gasped and restuffed the braid. Everyone paled and swung their heads in Kat's direction.
Kat's ears pricked as she looked over at where the others were hiding. She grinned. "Who's the-re?" she said in a sing-song voice.
Everyone shivered, except Heero. Meg noticed this. "Doesn't that totally freak you out?" She asked.
Heero shrugged. "Whatever."
A little 'thought' bubble appeared over Meg's head. Wheels churned around for a bit, and then a little light bulb appeared. "Heero, c'mere."
She whispered in the stoic's ear for a minute and he drew back. "Mission NOT accepted!" he hissed.
Meg rolled her eyes. "But it's the only thing that'll work! Beside, you're immune!"
"Uh, guys? Our little dark-angel/were-Kat/demon friend in approaching at an alarming rate here!" Trowa hissed over his shoulder.
Kat peeked over the bit of debris they had been hiding behind. She saw. . .
~~~
Meg, Duo and Trowa all made a break down a hall, looking for Quatre and Akkiko.
"Should we really have left Heero back there?" Trowa asked.
"Um. . ." Meg was suddenly cut off by a squeal.
"HEERO!" The single word came from a certain insane teenage girl who was currently in demonmode, and who is coincidently a heroine of this story *cough*cough*
"I think he'll live," Duo said thoughtfully. "I mean, Kat can't be any worse than Relena."
They continued on. . .
~~~
Kat yawned. "So . . . what do you want to do now? We've used up all the pictures."
Heero grinned. "I still have one left." He held up a picture of Relena.
Kat brightened. "Sweet!" She grabbed it and walked outside the bomb shelter. Two minutes later she ran back in, and there was a big "KABLAMMO!!"
"WHOO-HOO!!" Kat and Heero whooped, running outside, and looking straight up. A rocket was currently heading out into space. . .
"Yes! Another picture of the annoying witch launched into the ionosphere!" Kat said gleefully.
"I just thought of something-what exactly is the point to all this?"
Kat grinned at Heero. "For when we do it to the real thing."
Heero laughed. "Usually I don't like hanging out with girls, but I think I could get used to you three."
Kat grinned, then looked around. "Hey-where're the others?"
Heero rolled his eyes. "Wufei is in the corner, trying to salvage his manhood-"
"OH THE HUMANITY!!" came a tortured scream from inside, as a certain Chinaman sat huddled in a dark corner, still in pink clothes.
"-Meg, Duo and Trowa are looking for Akkiko and Quatre, who are-"
"They're doing WHAT??" Suddenly Kat grabbed Heero's arm and dragged him back into the bomb shelter at light speed.
~~~
Needless to say, they arrived a little late. . .
Imagine if you will:
Trowa in pink.
Duo in pink.
Meg in pink *although this isn't ENTIRELY weird, she has dressed in pink before*
Akkiko tying Trowa up with duck tape.
Quatre passed out on the floor with a sugar hangover.
Kat sweatdropped. "I'm reminded of fond memories from Yu-Gi-Oh," she muttered, and her cell phone rang. "H'lo?" She nearly dropped it. "BAKURA? What the HELL-mmff!" Kat suddenly found Heero's hand on her mouth.
"Can you freak out QUIETER?" He hissed. Kat nodded.
"Bakura no baka, why the heck are you calling me?"
"Because I'm bored. Sending people to the Shadow Realm gets really old after a while."
"Well, you caught me at a bad time."
"Who're you talking to?" Heero asked suspiciously.
"Um-he's an-er . . . friend?" Kat suddenly found the phone out of her hands and in Heero's. . .
"Who is this?" he asked . . . dangerously.
"Eh? I'm Kat's boyfriend, Bakura-""
"You are NOT my boyfriend!" Kat shrieked.
Akkiko looked up. "Ooh . . . fresh meat."
"Eep." Kat snatched her cell back. "Bakura, hon, I'll call you back, 'kay?" She hung up before he could answer. She and Heero began running down a hallway, Akkiko hot on their trail.
"Come out my pretties!" Akkiko shrieked in her creepy Wicked-Witch-of-the- West voice.
"Like Hell we will," Kat muttered. She and Heero had barricaded themselves in a cupboard.
"Kat, could you get your elbow out of my face?"
"Sorry." It was . . . a little cramped.
"So . . . who exactly is Bakura?"
"He's not my boyfriend. That's just him being obsessive."
"Want me to shoot him?"
"Heero, baby, that's sweet, but no, I don't think so."
"Why not?"
"KAT! HEERO! Get your *beep*in' arses out here!" Akkiko yelled.
"Hey, it sounds like Akkiko's out of demonmode!" Kat reached for the cupboard door, but she was stopped by Heero.
"Why can't I shoot this guy?" he demanded.
"Because he's a crazed five thousand year old spirit living in a charm, possessing the body of a wussy high-schooler and he has the power to send any human he wants into total oblivion."
Silence. Heero cleared his throat. "And. . .How is that so different from me?"
Kat sweatdropped. "Why do you want to shoot him, anyway?"
"Because-"
Suddenly the cupboard door opened, and there stood Meg, Trowa, Duo, and Wufei (still in pink). Quatre was still passed out . . . somewhere. Akkiko grinned in Kat's face.
"WELL! Isn't this cosy?" she said annoyingly. "So, KAT. . . what happened while you two were in here all alone?"
Kat flushed. "NOTHING!" she screeched, jumped out. "And if you're implying what I think you're implying, Akkiko-get your *BEEP*in' mind out of the gutter!" She stalked off.
Akkiko cleaned out her ear. "Christ, that girl has good lungs." Then she noticed Heero was giving her the famous "Zero Death Glare". "What?"
"You interrupted. . . 'A Moment'," Heero said.
'Uh-oh,' Akkiko thought. 'He sounds pissed.' "I think I'm going to run now," she said, and did just that.
"Good call," Heero growled, and turned to the others. "You're next."
Everybody gave an audible "EEP!" and scattered.
In the distance, Heero heard Akkiko. "My little baby's ALL grown up!!" Insert Kat's rantings of denial here. Heero sighed and scuffed his shoe against the floor. Suddenly he heard. . . Zechs and Trieze?!
He sweatdropped, then looked around the corner, pulling out his gun. He was about to fire when he caught what Zechs was saying.
"So after I ran away from Relena, I came here. How you wind up here?"
"Came with Lady Une. . . wonder what happened to her. . ."
"Do you really want to know? You saw what those . . . thingies did to the OZ soldiers."
Trieze went rather pale. "Um . . . on second thought, farewell Lady Une, I knew you well!"
"Well, we'd better leave."
"Why?"
"Dorothy's on her way."
"So what? That's no big deal."
"Relena's with her."
Heero sweatdropped, then ran away screaming.
Zechs looked and Trieze, then shrugged.
"Cookie?" Trieze asked, passing a box to Zechs.
(A/N: Well, another chapter done! I have so many ideas for this fic; it's going to be awesome!
Akkiko: Then why don't you write it?
Kat: BECAUSE . . . uh . . . I don't know.
Akkiko: Idiot.
Kat: Gotta go-Akkiko, I want you to meet someone! This is Mr. AXE!!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, only the plot.
*flashback*
"Little girls, give me those books-now!" Middie whipped out a gun. "Or else I'll shoot you!"
The grins on Kat's and Akkiko's face disappeared. "Did she just call us what I think she called us?" Kat growled to the others.
Meg and the pilots nodded. "Well then," Akkiko said pleasantly. "Kat, shall we teach the woman that we are not little girls?"
Kat nodded. "Yes, let's. Meg, want to join us?"
Meg, who was standing in a dark corner, her head surrounded by a huge sweatdrop, shook her head. "No thanks, I'll be over here if anyone needs me."
Kat and Akkiko grinned. Then . . . the went into full-blown demon mode (come on, you had to be expecting that)
Poor Middie . . . she never had a chance.
*Continuing on. . . .*
Middie sweatdropped as the two *seemingly* ordinary girls transformed into demon-thingies. "The heck-" was all she could get out as they lunged at her. Grabbing under her arms, Akkiko and Kat flew off, out of the bomb shelter.
The OZ soldiers stood around, confused, still aiming at the pilots. "So . . . what do we do now?" one asked his partner.
"I have no idea," he answered, when Meg suddenly popped up between them, holding a tray.
"Tea?" she said. "And I also have cookies!"
"Sweet!" Duo leaned over and grabbed a cookie, still hot from the oven.
"So where did Kat and Akkiko go with . . . Middie!" Wufei giggled. Everyone shuddered at the sound.
Trowa raised an eyebrow at him. "You know something? I think you just like saying that."
Wufei grinned again. "What? Middie?" He giggled again. "No, I don't like saying . . . Middie! . . . At all! Really! Saying "Middie!" does nothing to affect me. It's just a name, after all . . . Lady Une's name . . . but . . . um." He couldn't contain himself anymore. He burst out laughing, rolling on the floor, tears falling down his cheeks. "Middie! Of all the first names to have, she got Middie! Oh, how I pity her!" He rolled out of the room, continuing to laugh.
Meg sweatdropped. "Is he going to be okay?"
Quatre nodded. "Yeah, he should be just fine." He bit into a cookie before anyone could stop him.
Duo dropped his cookie. "Oh . . . no. . ." he said. "Quatre just had sugar!!"
"RUN FOR THE HILLS!!" The other pilots screamed, and ran off, picking up a surprised Meg as they went.
The OZ soldiers sweatdropped. "Uh . . . what just happened?"
Quatre started to shake. "Sugar . . . processing!" he said in a cheerful voice. Then . . . he went into hyperactive mode. (For respect of the reader, I have edited out the next part)
The chaos and carnage that followed this incident was brutal. Every OZ soldier present was scarred for life. To make matters worse, Kat and Akkiko showed up in the middle of it and *helped* Quatre cause mass destruction. When it was over, Meg and the pilots approached very cautiously.
"Do you think they've gone to sleep?" Meg asked.
"We can only hope," Heero said.
"Oh, no, we left Wufei in there!" Duo said
"I'm sure he can handle himself," Heero said, raising his gun.
"HEEEEEEEEELLPPPP MEEEEEEEEE!!" A sudden scream was heard from inside.
"That sounds like a certain ponytail-ed Chinaman we both know and. . .Tolerate," Duo said, venturing in. "Sounds like he's in trouble."
"Ya think?" Meg said sarcastically. "What told you first: the undeniable fear in the scream that just issued or the fact he's dressed in pink?"
Pilots= O_O*****
Meg ran over what she had just said and blinked a few times at the scene in front of her. Wufei was, indeed, dressed in pink, tied to a chair with duck tape (which was also colored pink). Kat was putting on lipstick near by *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* and was still in demonmode.
Wufei saw the pilots and Meg and made furious motions with his head that translated into, "For the love of God, get me out of here and away from that insane onna!!!!!!!"
Everyone blinked. Then Duo stuffed his braid into his mouth. Trowa raised an eyebrow at him. "What's so funny?"
Duo extracted the braid for a second to say, "Wufei's in pink!" The hair went back into his mouth.
Trowa blinked and opened his mouth to begin what promised to be a grand explosion of laughter, but Meg and Heero snapped their hands over his mouth.
"SSSHHH!!" Meg hissed. "If we're quiet, we may get out of here unscarred and un-PINK-ified!"
"Let's find Quatre and run," Heero suggested.
Meg thought for a moment. "No, we should get Wufei out, too. After all, he's the innocent one here."
Duo snorted and tried to speak. Finding the braid still in his mouth, he pulled it out. "Wufei? Innocent? Don't make me-" He glanced in Wufei's direction. "PINK!" Four heads turned to glare at him. He gasped and restuffed the braid. Everyone paled and swung their heads in Kat's direction.
Kat's ears pricked as she looked over at where the others were hiding. She grinned. "Who's the-re?" she said in a sing-song voice.
Everyone shivered, except Heero. Meg noticed this. "Doesn't that totally freak you out?" She asked.
Heero shrugged. "Whatever."
A little 'thought' bubble appeared over Meg's head. Wheels churned around for a bit, and then a little light bulb appeared. "Heero, c'mere."
She whispered in the stoic's ear for a minute and he drew back. "Mission NOT accepted!" he hissed.
Meg rolled her eyes. "But it's the only thing that'll work! Beside, you're immune!"
"Uh, guys? Our little dark-angel/were-Kat/demon friend in approaching at an alarming rate here!" Trowa hissed over his shoulder.
Kat peeked over the bit of debris they had been hiding behind. She saw. . .
~~~
Meg, Duo and Trowa all made a break down a hall, looking for Quatre and Akkiko.
"Should we really have left Heero back there?" Trowa asked.
"Um. . ." Meg was suddenly cut off by a squeal.
"HEERO!" The single word came from a certain insane teenage girl who was currently in demonmode, and who is coincidently a heroine of this story *cough*cough*
"I think he'll live," Duo said thoughtfully. "I mean, Kat can't be any worse than Relena."
They continued on. . .
~~~
Kat yawned. "So . . . what do you want to do now? We've used up all the pictures."
Heero grinned. "I still have one left." He held up a picture of Relena.
Kat brightened. "Sweet!" She grabbed it and walked outside the bomb shelter. Two minutes later she ran back in, and there was a big "KABLAMMO!!"
"WHOO-HOO!!" Kat and Heero whooped, running outside, and looking straight up. A rocket was currently heading out into space. . .
"Yes! Another picture of the annoying witch launched into the ionosphere!" Kat said gleefully.
"I just thought of something-what exactly is the point to all this?"
Kat grinned at Heero. "For when we do it to the real thing."
Heero laughed. "Usually I don't like hanging out with girls, but I think I could get used to you three."
Kat grinned, then looked around. "Hey-where're the others?"
Heero rolled his eyes. "Wufei is in the corner, trying to salvage his manhood-"
"OH THE HUMANITY!!" came a tortured scream from inside, as a certain Chinaman sat huddled in a dark corner, still in pink clothes.
"-Meg, Duo and Trowa are looking for Akkiko and Quatre, who are-"
"They're doing WHAT??" Suddenly Kat grabbed Heero's arm and dragged him back into the bomb shelter at light speed.
~~~
Needless to say, they arrived a little late. . .
Imagine if you will:
Trowa in pink.
Duo in pink.
Meg in pink *although this isn't ENTIRELY weird, she has dressed in pink before*
Akkiko tying Trowa up with duck tape.
Quatre passed out on the floor with a sugar hangover.
Kat sweatdropped. "I'm reminded of fond memories from Yu-Gi-Oh," she muttered, and her cell phone rang. "H'lo?" She nearly dropped it. "BAKURA? What the HELL-mmff!" Kat suddenly found Heero's hand on her mouth.
"Can you freak out QUIETER?" He hissed. Kat nodded.
"Bakura no baka, why the heck are you calling me?"
"Because I'm bored. Sending people to the Shadow Realm gets really old after a while."
"Well, you caught me at a bad time."
"Who're you talking to?" Heero asked suspiciously.
"Um-he's an-er . . . friend?" Kat suddenly found the phone out of her hands and in Heero's. . .
"Who is this?" he asked . . . dangerously.
"Eh? I'm Kat's boyfriend, Bakura-""
"You are NOT my boyfriend!" Kat shrieked.
Akkiko looked up. "Ooh . . . fresh meat."
"Eep." Kat snatched her cell back. "Bakura, hon, I'll call you back, 'kay?" She hung up before he could answer. She and Heero began running down a hallway, Akkiko hot on their trail.
"Come out my pretties!" Akkiko shrieked in her creepy Wicked-Witch-of-the- West voice.
"Like Hell we will," Kat muttered. She and Heero had barricaded themselves in a cupboard.
"Kat, could you get your elbow out of my face?"
"Sorry." It was . . . a little cramped.
"So . . . who exactly is Bakura?"
"He's not my boyfriend. That's just him being obsessive."
"Want me to shoot him?"
"Heero, baby, that's sweet, but no, I don't think so."
"Why not?"
"KAT! HEERO! Get your *beep*in' arses out here!" Akkiko yelled.
"Hey, it sounds like Akkiko's out of demonmode!" Kat reached for the cupboard door, but she was stopped by Heero.
"Why can't I shoot this guy?" he demanded.
"Because he's a crazed five thousand year old spirit living in a charm, possessing the body of a wussy high-schooler and he has the power to send any human he wants into total oblivion."
Silence. Heero cleared his throat. "And. . .How is that so different from me?"
Kat sweatdropped. "Why do you want to shoot him, anyway?"
"Because-"
Suddenly the cupboard door opened, and there stood Meg, Trowa, Duo, and Wufei (still in pink). Quatre was still passed out . . . somewhere. Akkiko grinned in Kat's face.
"WELL! Isn't this cosy?" she said annoyingly. "So, KAT. . . what happened while you two were in here all alone?"
Kat flushed. "NOTHING!" she screeched, jumped out. "And if you're implying what I think you're implying, Akkiko-get your *BEEP*in' mind out of the gutter!" She stalked off.
Akkiko cleaned out her ear. "Christ, that girl has good lungs." Then she noticed Heero was giving her the famous "Zero Death Glare". "What?"
"You interrupted. . . 'A Moment'," Heero said.
'Uh-oh,' Akkiko thought. 'He sounds pissed.' "I think I'm going to run now," she said, and did just that.
"Good call," Heero growled, and turned to the others. "You're next."
Everybody gave an audible "EEP!" and scattered.
In the distance, Heero heard Akkiko. "My little baby's ALL grown up!!" Insert Kat's rantings of denial here. Heero sighed and scuffed his shoe against the floor. Suddenly he heard. . . Zechs and Trieze?!
He sweatdropped, then looked around the corner, pulling out his gun. He was about to fire when he caught what Zechs was saying.
"So after I ran away from Relena, I came here. How you wind up here?"
"Came with Lady Une. . . wonder what happened to her. . ."
"Do you really want to know? You saw what those . . . thingies did to the OZ soldiers."
Trieze went rather pale. "Um . . . on second thought, farewell Lady Une, I knew you well!"
"Well, we'd better leave."
"Why?"
"Dorothy's on her way."
"So what? That's no big deal."
"Relena's with her."
Heero sweatdropped, then ran away screaming.
Zechs looked and Trieze, then shrugged.
"Cookie?" Trieze asked, passing a box to Zechs.
(A/N: Well, another chapter done! I have so many ideas for this fic; it's going to be awesome!
Akkiko: Then why don't you write it?
Kat: BECAUSE . . . uh . . . I don't know.
Akkiko: Idiot.
Kat: Gotta go-Akkiko, I want you to meet someone! This is Mr. AXE!!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, only the plot.